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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/1323859673850744833

:chaostrump:

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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

It's a bullshit tweet.

https://twitter.com/LaurenBlanch12/status/1323861058973540353

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1323861333494784000

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

What the loving hell is going on

DurosKlav
Jun 13, 2003

Enter your name pilot!

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1323863787825438720

Biden pissed in his cornflakes by coming out to talk

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

What the loving hell is going on

White people and a candidate who literally said dont vote for me if you want any progressive movement on policies.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

What the loving hell is going on

2000 II: Electric Boogaloo

Abongination
Aug 18, 2010

Life, it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.
Pillbug
Gotta make it as confusing as possible so you can scream fraud and question the numbers

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

What the loving hell is going on

the impending era of the second slave america

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

What the loving hell is going on

Here's the story on Arizona:

https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/1323860602687754240

Fox News's people took a look at the numbers and determined there's no way that election day and late mail vote can make up the margin. Nobody else wants to climb on the limb.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1323864021167198209

STRAP THE gently caress IN EVERYONE. SHITS GOING TO BE BUMPY!

Also I think 2 Dogfish 120s is a good time to stop, I oddly think I could do one more, but lol I’m not in college anymore so gently caress that

stackofflapjacks
Apr 7, 2009

Mmmmm

MazelTovCocktail posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1323864021167198209

STRAP THE gently caress IN EVERYONE. SHITS GOING TO BE BUMPY!

Also I think 2 Dogfish 120s is a good time to stop, I oddly think I could do one more, but lol I’m not in college anymore so gently caress that

Save some for tomorrow, I get the feeling I'll be cracking my cheap prosecco by the end of tomorrow either way it slices.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

it's not bumpy when everyone left of the klan goes "oh well nothing could be done about this"

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

stackofflapjacks posted:

Save some for tomorrow, I get the feeling I'll be cracking my cheap prosecco by the end of tomorrow either way it slices.

This is a good point, only one left. Plus I have wfh tomorrow. Though thankfully I stopped at Ye Olde State Store and picked up *checks notes*
1. Bombay sapphire
2. Old Slavic Mead from Apimed
3. Sandermans Founders Reserve (watching British horror where everyone is having port and sherry was a huge influence on trying both...and they own)
4. Bacardi mostly to mix rum and Coke’s for my wife (fav drink)
5. Boxed Pinot Grigio that some white women mixed. It’s useful for certain dinners or when doing some work at the computer

Pre existing
1. Makers Mark
2. Dutch vodka (not new Amsterdam)
3. Japanese Whisky
4 some random mix drinks.

I think the fact that I spent all this time in the election thread listing the booze I own, probably time for a break.


Also when is the last time someone won who lost Florida and Ohio?

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Preemptive Bernie would have won

Every Dem would have spent 100% of the time making GBS threads on him and there would be perpetual 'scandals' every day until he was the most hated man in America. See: corbyn, Jeremy

Fragrag
Aug 3, 2007
The Worst Admin Ever bashes You in the head with his banhammer. It is smashed into the body, an unrecognizable mass! You have been struck down.
I'm just waking up. How's it going

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Fragrag posted:

I'm just waking up. How's it going

Go back to sleep, it's gonna be a while yet. Biden didn't get the super-early blowout we wanted so we're gonna have to wait on mail-in votes.

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



Just gonna put it out there: kill whitey.

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

2016 vibes all over.

Fragrag
Aug 3, 2007
The Worst Admin Ever bashes You in the head with his banhammer. It is smashed into the body, an unrecognizable mass! You have been struck down.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Go back to sleep, it's gonna be a while yet. Biden didn't get the super-early blowout we wanted so we're gonna have to wait on mail-in votes.

I'm in Europe so unfortunately I have to get out into our Covid infested hellhole and be a productive member of society

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fragrag posted:

I'm in Europe so unfortunately I have to get out into our Covid infested hellhole and be a productive member of society

Stay home and watch porn.

It’s how we won World War II.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Fragrag posted:

I'm just waking up. How's it going

A big fuckin' who knows.

Georgia just went into toss-up territory because the votes outstanding are HEAVY democratic. Arizona got called by Fox News, but nobody else. Biden's carrying NE-02 and ME-02. All the other close toss-ups went Trump, including bad misses in Iowa/Ohio. Nevada seems fine, but not comfortably fine.

If Arizona holds, Biden needs two of WI/MI/PA. If he gets GA, he only needs one. WI/MI will be done in a day or two, PA will be done at the end of the week.

Smart projectors are still thinking it'll be a Biden win with a barely Republican senate, unless Alaska goes goofy.

Cugel the Clever
Apr 5, 2009
I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA
Lol, just checked my heart rate since I started following reporting five hours ago and it's spiked from my usual average of 45 BPM to 75. Stress is dumb.

Fragrag
Aug 3, 2007
The Worst Admin Ever bashes You in the head with his banhammer. It is smashed into the body, an unrecognizable mass! You have been struck down.

facialimpediment posted:

A big fuckin' who knows.

Georgia just went into toss-up territory because the votes outstanding are HEAVY democratic. Arizona got called by Fox News, but nobody else. Biden's carrying NE-02 and ME-02. All the other close toss-ups went Trump, including bad misses in Iowa/Ohio. Nevada seems fine, but not comfortably fine.

If Arizona holds, Biden needs two of WI/MI/PA. If he gets GA, he only needs one. WI/MI will be done in a day or two, PA will be done at the end of the week.

Smart projectors are still thinking it'll be a Biden win with a barely Republican senate, unless Alaska goes goofy.

Thanks. And Nevada seems fine? I swear I saw it coloured red half an hour ago on The Guardian.

And geeze, this is going to go to the wire, isn't it. Which states need to count their mail-in votes?

Cugel the Clever posted:

Lol, just checked my heart rate since I started following reporting five hours ago and it's spiked from my usual average of 45 BPM to 75. Stress is dumb.

I woke up in the middle of the night and checked the news. Real bad dumb idea.

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

PA ia gonna Britta the gently caress out of this.



At least Trump will begin his campaign for 2024 with an Infrastructure Week like you've never seen.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/rover829/status/1323877832251101189?s=21

I’m an idiot for waiting to hear this and not just going to sleep, so everyone else should join in my stupidity and keep waiting for this.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Fragrag posted:

Thanks. And Nevada seems fine? I swear I saw it coloured red half an hour ago on The Guardian.

Trust in Jon Ralston.

https://twitter.com/RalstonReports/status/1323873952226136065

https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/1323877954900922369

Biden's up 5 and will probably stay there. He's up 70k in Clark (Vegas), losing rurals by the usual 30k, but then picking up 15k in swing Washoe (Reno). Could change, but there's likely not enough vote out there, as Nevada is super-heavy on mail voting.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
So does anyone know when the last Candidate to win both Ohio and Florida and still lose was?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

MazelTovCocktail posted:

So does anyone know when the last Candidate to win both Ohio and Florida and still lose was?

Nixon in 1960

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Platystemon posted:

Nixon in 1960

Thanks, I was thinking it was something far earlier. Still first time in nearly 60 years is pretty crazy. Also that’s pretty hilarious that it was Nixon.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

quote:

Frankly, we did win this election.

Cugel the Clever
Apr 5, 2009
I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA
Welp, Trump got up on TV and accused "somebody" of trying to steal the election from him. It is a profoundly dire time for American democracy.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Gun store lines are going to a very interesting mix of consumers tomorrow.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/mikeduncan/status/1323893195609165826?s=20

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
trump gunna lose by 10 million votes and still win :lol:

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
:lol: and people thought the run on guns was crazy before hand

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE
Aside from the presidential race, odds are good that the Democrats will retain control of the house. Unfortunately, odds are also good that the Republicans will retain control of the Senate.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006

I HAVE A MICROPENIS AND I WON'T REST UNTIL YOUR CHILDREN DIE FOR IT
Fun Shoe
gently caress me this loving sucks

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
So a status report since I can't quite sleep:

NV is a squeaker with Biden winning, but only has late mail-in vote left. Same deal for Arizona (AP also called it), but that's looking better.

GA is another nail biter, we're waiting on Atlanta's mail vote. Donnie's ahead, but NYT thinks it could be a Biden squeaker.

WI just flipped to Biden by very little, all that's apparently left is Green Bay absentees which are expected to be Biden-ish.

MI's posting absentees now and they're huge for Biden. He probably gets Michigan, but too early to tell, maybe Wednesday afternoon.

PA is way too early to figure out anything, it'll take all week.

Biden will get over 50% of the popular vote, most likely. I'm optimistic, but my stomach sure isn't :v:

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


facialimpediment posted:

So a status report since I can't quite sleep:

NV is a squeaker with Biden winning, but only has late mail-in vote left. Same deal for Arizona (AP also called it), but that's looking better.

GA is another nail biter, we're waiting on Atlanta's mail vote. Donnie's ahead, but NYT thinks it could be a Biden squeaker.

WI just flipped to Biden by very little, all that's apparently left is Green Bay absentees which are expected to be Biden-ish.

MI's posting absentees now and they're huge for Biden. He probably gets Michigan, but too early to tell, maybe Wednesday afternoon.

PA is way too early to figure out anything, it'll take all week.

Biden will get over 50% of the popular vote, most likely. I'm optimistic, but my stomach sure isn't :v:

I appreciate this. I just woke up about a half hour ago and trying to find a good summary is like wading through mud.

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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Nap Ghost
And this is worth keeping in mind just when considering how often to F5 mentally or physically.

https://twitter.com/natesilver538/status/1323939333150248961?s=21

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