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goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Plan B is the couch fucker

E: plan C

E2: hi new page, I’m going all in on JD did gently caress that couch but he’s a little bitch so he probably got sloppy seconds

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Something I've wondered about since the shooting... who is heir if trump goes? They seem all-in on him and I don't know what their plan b is, if there is one

Whoso pulleth out J.D. Vance of this couch and glove, is rightwise king born of all MAGA.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Coasterphreak posted:

The mechanic kept a few bolts till his invoice was paid.

That's how you know he worked on a Boeing

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

JD Vance is just like Diet Mountain Dew: an inferior version of the original that's only enjoyed by Midwestern dads.

MonkeyFit
May 13, 2009
At this point, changing the candidate would be a cluster gently caress for them due to the deadlines for filing ballot access paperwork in each state. They're all coming due already. The last one is KY, on Sept 6th. I would assume JD is the default fallback. But I wouldn't be surprised if the party just loving falls apart as they all end up at each other's throats vying for power.

Comedy option is they somehow all rally behind Eric Trump.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Vivek (rhymes with cake!) was making a move

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

MonkeyFit posted:

At this point, changing the candidate would be a cluster gently caress for them due to the deadlines for filing ballot access paperwork in each state. They're all coming due already. The last one is KY, on Sept 6th. I would assume JD is the default fallback. But I wouldn't be surprised if the party just loving falls apart as they all end up at each other's throats vying for power.

Comedy option is they somehow all rally behind Eric Trump.

They can't even if they wanted to. RNC rules can't un-nominate someone. Also they don't want to because Trump is their best shot regardless.

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

It’s Peter Thiel with more melanin!

Also Thiel is a loving horrible person but he was smart enough to tell Musk to gently caress off with the X bullshit.

MonkeyFit
May 13, 2009

Stultus Maximus posted:

They can't even if they wanted to. RNC rules can't un-nominate someone. Also they don't want to because Trump is their best shot regardless.

Yeah, this is assuming something happened like an accident or medical thing took him out. We all know he wouldn't step down of his own accord, and I think both DNC and RNC rules don't allow for un-nominating someone.

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Something I've wondered about since the shooting... who is heir if trump goes? They seem all-in on him and I don't know what their plan b is, if there is one

Massive, massive infighting.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





goatsestretchgoals posted:

Vivek (rhymes with cake!) was making a move

Who's the Nerevarine in this scenario

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Who's the Nerevarine in this scenario

Biden TBH

E: The Onion has a non-zero uh thing? to answer for here. Diamond Joe was supposed to be this cool rear end dude changing Corvette oil in the White House driveway. When they wrote it, yeah maybe

E2: Diamond Joe and Walz would get along but also low key give each other poo poo about Chevy/Ford in my head canon.

goatsestretchgoals fucked around with this message at 00:04 on Aug 10, 2024

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
donnie's gonna be real mad if his Montana rally doesn't put up numbers

https://x.com/jeffmason1/status/1822047968880726065?t=F7tHVxu0dQQYOGApFLihZw&s=19

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Shot:
https://x.com/shawnryan762/status/1821328211076083730?s=46&t=qkLqegFdEqINeFeUz_b8fw

Chaser:
https://x.com/iwriteok/status/1822002542467018987?s=46&t=qkLqegFdEqINeFeUz_b8fw

SOGgy stardust.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

facialimpediment posted:

To make an attack against Kamala, Donnie invented a helicopter crash / rough landing that he was in with Willie Brown, the California politician that dated Kamala.

Except he got the wrong Brown (and color) - it was Jerry Brown the former Governor.

Except there was no helicopter crash - and Gavin Newsom was on the chopper to confirm that too.

It's just clanking of misfiring parts in that brainbox. By the way, it was the same chopperflight that generated this wonderful story:

DONNIE MAD

quote:

Former President Donald J. Trump on Friday afternoon vehemently maintained that he had once been in a dangerous helicopter landing with Willie Brown, the former mayor of San Francisco, and insisted he had records to prove it, despite Mr. Brown’s denial.

In an angry phone call to a New York Times reporter as he landed several hours away from his planned rally in Bozeman, Mont., because of a mechanical issue on his plane, Mr. Trump excoriated The Times for its coverage of his meandering news conference on Thursday at Mar-a-Lago, his private club and home, during which he told of an emergency landing during a helicopter trip that he said both he and Mr. Brown had made together.
---

“We have the flight records of the helicopter,” Mr. Trump insisted Friday, saying the helicopter had landed “in a field,” before shouting that he was “probably going to sue” over the Times article.

When asked to produce the flight records, Mr. Trump responded mockingly, repeating the request in a sing-song voice. As of early Friday evening, he had not provided them.


Mr. Trump has a history of claiming he will provide evidence to back up his claims but ultimately not doing so.

He has also told the helicopter story before, in his 2023 book, “Letters to Trump,” in which he published letters to him from a number of people, including Mr. Brown. In the book, Mr. Trump wrote, “We actually had an emergency landing in a helicopter together. It was a little scary for both of us, but thankfully we made it.”

Edit:
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/08/09/us/politics/trump-helicopter-landing.html

Looks like he lied about it in a book back in 2023, which made his emptyhead believe it was true!

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 00:34 on Aug 10, 2024

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Thank you, Johnny Hockey.

facialimpediment posted:

donnie's gonna be real mad if his Montana rally doesn't put up numbers

https://x.com/jeffmason1/status/1822047968880726065?t=F7tHVxu0dQQYOGApFLihZw&s=19

Enjoy:

https://twitter.com/harris_wins/status/1822047255266033817

"Numbers" is one way to describe it.

Cimber
Feb 3, 2014

It's probably still a few hours before the main event, even worse now for them since he's gonna have to find some other way to get there. Even then, the Donnie show has lost it's ratings. He should announce he's going to be the new host of The Apprentice if he wants to have some contract leverage. Not that he'd actually WANT to be on a gameshow, but he'd make a big announcement for publicity.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5261s3Z3RU

God drat this is relevant watching Trump bitching to an empty rally venue

Mappo
Apr 27, 2009

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Something I've wondered about since the shooting... who is heir if trump goes? They seem all-in on him and I don't know what their plan b is, if there is one

If Trump dies before the election, it will probably be Vance. We are closing in on ballots being printed and it would be extremely difficult to built an entirely new ticket. The RNC does have a way to quickly change the ticket if someone drops out/dies but it would still be really messy.

As for who is the heir to the Republican Party, who knows. I imagine Don Jr will try and take up the mantle, you can imagine how that will go over. Vance will try as well because he was the VEEP pick, but no one likes him. I also think Nikki Hailey will attempt to be their next candidate, she had a lot of backing that refused to move towards Trump in the primaries. She presents as being more competent than anyone else in the party so maybe she gets it? It will be a blood path as people fight over the power vacuum and money left on the table.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Thank you, Johnny Hockey.

Cimber posted:

It's probably still a few hours before the main event, even worse now for them since he's gonna have to find some other way to get there. Even then, the Donnie show has lost it's ratings. He should announce he's going to be the new host of The Apprentice if he wants to have some contract leverage. Not that he'd actually WANT to be on a gameshow, but he'd make a big announcement for publicity.

https://x.com/TristanSnell/status/1822073991093239948?t=rwSW_3As4wdkKdKlXw2Tpg&s=19

He's scheduled to speak anytime.

E-
https://x.com/kelsientaggart/status/1822069311529169007?t=ms7RIEkkeUFrlzBEfRbZNA&s=19

This guy kicks rear end. :lol:

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 03:23 on Aug 10, 2024

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

THERE HAS BEEN A DEVELOPMENT

IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED

.... but in Jersey with someone completely different

https://x.com/Reddy/status/1822106565127590022

quote:

On that ride, she said the pilots started feverishly maneuvering the equipment as the chopper lurched over the water. “From the corner of my eye, I can see in the cockpit and what I see is the co-pilot pumping a device with all his might,” Res wrote in her book. Donald Trump and Robert Trump were reassuring Holden.

“Very shortly thereafter the pilot let us know he had lost some instruments and we would need to make an emergency landing,” she wrote. “By now, the helicopter was shaking like crazy.”

After considerable turbulence, they landed safely in New Jersey at an airport where Trump had his commuter helicopters stored.

Within an hour, they were in Atlantic City. Holden and Res had a nice lunch at the casino courtesy of Trump and went back to New York. “We may not have gotten much business done, but it sure as hell was memorable,” she wrote.

Over the phone Friday, Res said Trump liked to tell a joke about Holden on the helicopter — “you turned white,” he said. But she said it was Trump’s face that was white.

“He was white as snow,” Holden added. “And he was scared shitless.”

Trump’s campaign did not immediately return a message seeking comment.

Res and Holden spoke on the phone Friday night. They sometimes reminisce about the Ambassador project that could have been.

“That’s the story, OK,” Res said. “No Willie Brown.”

Holden also connected with Brown on Thursday. “I said, ‘Willie, were you almost in a helicopter crash with Trump also?’ He said ‘No.’ I said, ‘I was the one, Willie.’”

Before he hung up with POLITICO, Holden assured a reporter that nobody discussed—let alone criticized—Kamala Harris as Trump claimed Brown did.

“He either mixed it up,” Holden said. “Or, he made it up. This was just too big to overlook. This is a big one. Conflating Willie Brown and me? The press is searching for the real story and they didn’t get it. You did.”

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 04:15 on Aug 10, 2024

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Since campaigns tend to get polling data, and more of it, in much faster time than we do, I feel these stories are interconnected.

https://x.com/Nate_Cohn/status/1822240430131495021?t=HLKMIN3ju57pyeefdk3hvA&s=19

https://x.com/axios/status/1822251440552686056?t=DbbGowmPnK4GhW4yCqq5IA&s=19


NYT posted:

At the Aug. 2 dinner, Mr. Trump told donors that the news media had been incorrectly suggesting that he had mellowed since the assassination attempt. “I’m not nicer,” he said, according to one person in attendance.

Another said Mr. Trump described himself as “angry,” because “they” — unspecified adversaries that the attendee took to mean Democrats — had first tried to bankrupt him and then to kill him.

Indeed, Mr. Trump has often been in a foul mood the past few weeks. He has ranted about Ms. Harris. He has called her “nasty,” on “Fox & Friends,” and a “bitch,” repeatedly, in private, according to two people who heard the remark on different occasions.

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

I saw some speculation that Trump's plane diverted to Billings instead of Bozeman not because of "mechanical difficulties," but because Trump hadn't paid his fuel bill and there was a different fueler in Billings.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Madurai posted:

I saw some speculation that Trump's plane diverted to Billings instead of Bozeman not because of "mechanical difficulties," but because Trump hadn't paid his fuel bill and there was a different fueler in Billings.

Lol

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

quote:

At the Aug. 2 dinner, Mr. Trump told donors that the news media had been incorrectly suggesting that he had mellowed since the assassination attempt. “I’m not nicer,” he said, according to one person in attendance.

It’s like that old joke where a White House spokesperson insists that the president would never poo poo his pants. Shortly afterward, DJT goes on Twitter to brag that he poo poo his pants.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Thank you, Johnny Hockey.
https://x.com/politicoalex/status/1822343419923988989?t=mthOcA0UEabbKasEfeHxcA&s=19

https://x.com/SwissWatchGuy/status/1822351212580159897?t=JA3tqazK1CqbqmcL665-Vw&s=19

:roflolmao: :circlefap:

BUT HER HIS EMAILS!

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
:yooge: IF IT HAPPENED TO US JUST THINK OF HOW MANY TIMES ITS HAPPENED TO THOSE CROOKED SWAMP VOTERS!! :tinfoil:

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llt8bIz2xvQ

Not quite election related but its good that there's other vets out there who hate draft dodgers and fascist power-hungry Corporals.

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



bird food bathtub posted:

I just recently got home from work and my thought on the ride home was "What in the blue, blazing gently caress kind of press conference did Donnie give?" Even NPR was calling it stuff like "combative", "angry", and "full of misinformation" so translating that from NPR-speak to English I figured it was a real doozy.

Now I'm home watching clips like was posted earlier and gently caress me sideways. Dude is loving cooked and pissed off. Kamala and her team apparently know exactly what buttons to push to piss off a narcissist.

I'm stationed overseas, so I don't usually get much firsthand exposure to US news media. The local AFN station aired a segment from Fox News which talked about Trump making a bunch of false statements, and when the GOP nominee has Fox News calling him out as a liar, wow

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Is Politico actually going to publish any of the info or are they going to :decorum: their way out?

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

Stultus Maximus posted:

Is Politico actually going to publish any of the info or are they going to :decorum: their way out?

They probably have to vet it first. You know Donnie likes to sue.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

A.o.D. posted:

They probably have to vet it first. You know Donnie likes to sue.

Politico is also owned nowadays by a big ol' chud, so I doubt politico will end up being the vector where any good stuff comes out.

I've seen random tech sources confirm that there definitely was a hack of some type, so I'm not really questioning that part. Attribution is fuzzy, as only Donnie's folks are saying Iran did it. But the hacker only sending poo poo to politico is very, very weird and I suspect won't stay that way.

https://x.com/jefftimmer/status/1822430925252092131?t=b1oncSx6uKWwB60TueDJLw&s=19

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

Stultus Maximus posted:

Is Politico actually going to publish any of the info or are they going to :decorum: their way out?

Guessing the hackers could send it elsewhere if they didn’t. Not like it’s politico’s original research.

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

Stultus Maximus posted:

Is Politico actually going to publish any of the info or are they going to :decorum: their way out?

from some bsky commentary i cant be arsed to dig up the original of, the media had a bit of a self reckoning re being essentially useful idiots in foreign state efforts to use leaks to influence US elections post 2016, so while they're reporting "yes, there was a hack, we were sent docs of X type", they don't actually want to publish specifics. doing so just plays into the offending state's aims and reinforces the notion that you can hack and leak campaign docs to influence US elections

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
drat, Trump called Kamala a bitch in private? wow, Trump's team is right to be worried. there's never been an instance of him saying bad things in private and having it only make his supporters like him more

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

There's also the theory that the leak was engineered from inside the Trump campaign to try to provide a credible means of jettisoning Vance.

Stultus Maximus posted:

Is Politico actually going to publish any of the info or are they going to :decorum: their way out?

It was also sent to the WP, so I think if :decorum: is the only holdup, it won't outlast the pressure to be the first off the line with it.

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

facialimpediment posted:

Politico is also owned nowadays by a big ol' chud, so I doubt politico will end up being the vector where any good stuff comes out.

I've seen random tech sources confirm that there definitely was a hack of some type, so I'm not really questioning that part. Attribution is fuzzy, as only Donnie's folks are saying Iran did it. But the hacker only sending poo poo to politico is very, very weird and I suspect won't stay that way.

https://x.com/jefftimmer/status/1822430925252092131?t=b1oncSx6uKWwB60TueDJLw&s=19

How many pages should a vetting be? I'm genuinely curious, I've never considered that before, or what one would even look like.

Are there historical vetting sheets we can look at somewhere?

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

Madurai posted:

There's also the theory that the leak was engineered from inside the Trump campaign to try to provide a credible means of jettisoning Vance.

It was also sent to the WP, so I think if :decorum: is the only holdup, it won't outlast the pressure to be the first off the line with it.

Is there any serious chatter about Vance being dropped? I’ve only seen it rumored here, feels like trump is the much bigger problem and while Vance isn’t a big help he’s out there campaigning & making an effort, and most of the most damaging stuff like having been anti trump was known a long time ago.

Butter Activities
May 4, 2018


I for one am glad that we have bisexual representation in our imperial death squads

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Mappo
Apr 27, 2009

Hyrax Attack! posted:

Is there any serious chatter about Vance being dropped? I’ve only seen it rumored here, feels like trump is the much bigger problem and while Vance isn’t a big help he’s out there campaigning & making an effort, and most of the most damaging stuff like having been anti trump was known a long time ago.

There hasn't, Trump can't just fire Vance and then pick someone else. There is a lot of work involved in replacing the VP candidate, and it requires numerous people to be involved. So we would hear something if there were serious talks about replacing Vance. To put it into context, there have been rumors that Trump was going to shake up his campaign staff. So, if we are getting that gossip, we would know if Vance was on the way out.

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