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Plan B is the couch fucker E: plan C E2: hi new page, I’m going all in on JD did gently caress that couch but he’s a little bitch so he probably got sloppy seconds
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:Something I've wondered about since the shooting... who is heir if trump goes? They seem all-in on him and I don't know what their plan b is, if there is one Whoso pulleth out J.D. Vance of this couch and glove, is rightwise king born of all MAGA.
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# ? Aug 9, 2024 23:14 |
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Coasterphreak posted:The mechanic kept a few bolts till his invoice was paid. That's how you know he worked on a Boeing
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# ? Aug 9, 2024 23:15 |
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JD Vance is just like Diet Mountain Dew: an inferior version of the original that's only enjoyed by Midwestern dads.
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# ? Aug 9, 2024 23:16 |
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At this point, changing the candidate would be a cluster gently caress for them due to the deadlines for filing ballot access paperwork in each state. They're all coming due already. The last one is KY, on Sept 6th. I would assume JD is the default fallback. But I wouldn't be surprised if the party just loving falls apart as they all end up at each other's throats vying for power. Comedy option is they somehow all rally behind Eric Trump.
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Vivek (rhymes with cake!) was making a move
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MonkeyFit posted:At this point, changing the candidate would be a cluster gently caress for them due to the deadlines for filing ballot access paperwork in each state. They're all coming due already. The last one is KY, on Sept 6th. I would assume JD is the default fallback. But I wouldn't be surprised if the party just loving falls apart as they all end up at each other's throats vying for power. They can't even if they wanted to. RNC rules can't un-nominate someone. Also they don't want to because Trump is their best shot regardless.
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# ? Aug 9, 2024 23:23 |
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It’s Peter Thiel with more melanin! Also Thiel is a loving horrible person but he was smart enough to tell Musk to gently caress off with the X bullshit.
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# ? Aug 9, 2024 23:24 |
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Stultus Maximus posted:They can't even if they wanted to. RNC rules can't un-nominate someone. Also they don't want to because Trump is their best shot regardless. Yeah, this is assuming something happened like an accident or medical thing took him out. We all know he wouldn't step down of his own accord, and I think both DNC and RNC rules don't allow for un-nominating someone.
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:Something I've wondered about since the shooting... who is heir if trump goes? They seem all-in on him and I don't know what their plan b is, if there is one Massive, massive infighting.
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goatsestretchgoals posted:Vivek (rhymes with cake!) was making a move Who's the Nerevarine in this scenario
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:Who's the Nerevarine in this scenario Biden TBH E: The Onion has a non-zero uh thing? to answer for here. Diamond Joe was supposed to be this cool rear end dude changing Corvette oil in the White House driveway. When they wrote it, yeah maybe E2: Diamond Joe and Walz would get along but also low key give each other poo poo about Chevy/Ford in my head canon. goatsestretchgoals fucked around with this message at 00:04 on Aug 10, 2024 |
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donnie's gonna be real mad if his Montana rally doesn't put up numbers https://x.com/jeffmason1/status/1822047968880726065?t=F7tHVxu0dQQYOGApFLihZw&s=19
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# ? Aug 10, 2024 00:20 |
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Shot: https://x.com/shawnryan762/status/1821328211076083730?s=46&t=qkLqegFdEqINeFeUz_b8fw Chaser: https://x.com/iwriteok/status/1822002542467018987?s=46&t=qkLqegFdEqINeFeUz_b8fw SOGgy stardust.
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# ? Aug 10, 2024 00:29 |
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facialimpediment posted:To make an attack against Kamala, Donnie invented a helicopter crash / rough landing that he was in with Willie Brown, the California politician that dated Kamala. DONNIE MAD quote:Former President Donald J. Trump on Friday afternoon vehemently maintained that he had once been in a dangerous helicopter landing with Willie Brown, the former mayor of San Francisco, and insisted he had records to prove it, despite Mr. Brown’s denial. Edit: https://www.nytimes.com/2024/08/09/us/politics/trump-helicopter-landing.html Looks like he lied about it in a book back in 2023, which made his emptyhead believe it was true! facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 00:34 on Aug 10, 2024 |
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facialimpediment posted:donnie's gonna be real mad if his Montana rally doesn't put up numbers Enjoy: https://twitter.com/harris_wins/status/1822047255266033817 "Numbers" is one way to describe it.
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# ? Aug 10, 2024 01:16 |
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CBJSprague24 posted:Enjoy: It's probably still a few hours before the main event, even worse now for them since he's gonna have to find some other way to get there. Even then, the Donnie show has lost it's ratings. He should announce he's going to be the new host of The Apprentice if he wants to have some contract leverage. Not that he'd actually WANT to be on a gameshow, but he'd make a big announcement for publicity.
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CBJSprague24 posted:Enjoy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5261s3Z3RU God drat this is relevant watching Trump bitching to an empty rally venue
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:Something I've wondered about since the shooting... who is heir if trump goes? They seem all-in on him and I don't know what their plan b is, if there is one If Trump dies before the election, it will probably be Vance. We are closing in on ballots being printed and it would be extremely difficult to built an entirely new ticket. The RNC does have a way to quickly change the ticket if someone drops out/dies but it would still be really messy. As for who is the heir to the Republican Party, who knows. I imagine Don Jr will try and take up the mantle, you can imagine how that will go over. Vance will try as well because he was the VEEP pick, but no one likes him. I also think Nikki Hailey will attempt to be their next candidate, she had a lot of backing that refused to move towards Trump in the primaries. She presents as being more competent than anyone else in the party so maybe she gets it? It will be a blood path as people fight over the power vacuum and money left on the table.
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Cimber posted:It's probably still a few hours before the main event, even worse now for them since he's gonna have to find some other way to get there. Even then, the Donnie show has lost it's ratings. He should announce he's going to be the new host of The Apprentice if he wants to have some contract leverage. Not that he'd actually WANT to be on a gameshow, but he'd make a big announcement for publicity. https://x.com/TristanSnell/status/1822073991093239948?t=rwSW_3As4wdkKdKlXw2Tpg&s=19 He's scheduled to speak anytime. E- https://x.com/kelsientaggart/status/1822069311529169007?t=ms7RIEkkeUFrlzBEfRbZNA&s=19 This guy kicks rear end. CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 03:23 on Aug 10, 2024 |
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facialimpediment posted:https://www.nytimes.com/2024/08/09/us/politics/trump-helicopter-landing.html THERE HAS BEEN A DEVELOPMENT IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED .... but in Jersey with someone completely different https://x.com/Reddy/status/1822106565127590022 quote:On that ride, she said the pilots started feverishly maneuvering the equipment as the chopper lurched over the water. “From the corner of my eye, I can see in the cockpit and what I see is the co-pilot pumping a device with all his might,” Res wrote in her book. Donald Trump and Robert Trump were reassuring Holden. facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 04:15 on Aug 10, 2024 |
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Since campaigns tend to get polling data, and more of it, in much faster time than we do, I feel these stories are interconnected. https://x.com/Nate_Cohn/status/1822240430131495021?t=HLKMIN3ju57pyeefdk3hvA&s=19 https://x.com/axios/status/1822251440552686056?t=DbbGowmPnK4GhW4yCqq5IA&s=19 NYT posted:At the Aug. 2 dinner, Mr. Trump told donors that the news media had been incorrectly suggesting that he had mellowed since the assassination attempt. “I’m not nicer,” he said, according to one person in attendance.
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# ? Aug 10, 2024 14:45 |
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I saw some speculation that Trump's plane diverted to Billings instead of Bozeman not because of "mechanical difficulties," but because Trump hadn't paid his fuel bill and there was a different fueler in Billings.
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# ? Aug 10, 2024 18:00 |
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Madurai posted:I saw some speculation that Trump's plane diverted to Billings instead of Bozeman not because of "mechanical difficulties," but because Trump hadn't paid his fuel bill and there was a different fueler in Billings. Lol
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quote:At the Aug. 2 dinner, Mr. Trump told donors that the news media had been incorrectly suggesting that he had mellowed since the assassination attempt. “I’m not nicer,” he said, according to one person in attendance. It’s like that old joke where a White House spokesperson insists that the president would never poo poo his pants. Shortly afterward, DJT goes on Twitter to brag that he poo poo his pants.
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https://x.com/politicoalex/status/1822343419923988989?t=mthOcA0UEabbKasEfeHxcA&s=19 https://x.com/SwissWatchGuy/status/1822351212580159897?t=JA3tqazK1CqbqmcL665-Vw&s=19 BUT
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IF IT HAPPENED TO US JUST THINK OF HOW MANY TIMES ITS HAPPENED TO THOSE CROOKED SWAMP VOTERS!!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llt8bIz2xvQ Not quite election related but its good that there's other vets out there who hate draft dodgers and fascist power-hungry Corporals.
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bird food bathtub posted:I just recently got home from work and my thought on the ride home was "What in the blue, blazing gently caress kind of press conference did Donnie give?" Even NPR was calling it stuff like "combative", "angry", and "full of misinformation" so translating that from NPR-speak to English I figured it was a real doozy. I'm stationed overseas, so I don't usually get much firsthand exposure to US news media. The local AFN station aired a segment from Fox News which talked about Trump making a bunch of false statements, and when the GOP nominee has Fox News calling him out as a liar, wow
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CBJSprague24 posted:https://x.com/politicoalex/status/1822343419923988989?t=mthOcA0UEabbKasEfeHxcA&s=19 Is Politico actually going to publish any of the info or are they going to their way out?
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Stultus Maximus posted:Is Politico actually going to publish any of the info or are they going to their way out? They probably have to vet it first. You know Donnie likes to sue.
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A.o.D. posted:They probably have to vet it first. You know Donnie likes to sue. Politico is also owned nowadays by a big ol' chud, so I doubt politico will end up being the vector where any good stuff comes out. I've seen random tech sources confirm that there definitely was a hack of some type, so I'm not really questioning that part. Attribution is fuzzy, as only Donnie's folks are saying Iran did it. But the hacker only sending poo poo to politico is very, very weird and I suspect won't stay that way. https://x.com/jefftimmer/status/1822430925252092131?t=b1oncSx6uKWwB60TueDJLw&s=19
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Stultus Maximus posted:Is Politico actually going to publish any of the info or are they going to their way out? Guessing the hackers could send it elsewhere if they didn’t. Not like it’s politico’s original research.
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Stultus Maximus posted:Is Politico actually going to publish any of the info or are they going to their way out? from some bsky commentary i cant be arsed to dig up the original of, the media had a bit of a self reckoning re being essentially useful idiots in foreign state efforts to use leaks to influence US elections post 2016, so while they're reporting "yes, there was a hack, we were sent docs of X type", they don't actually want to publish specifics. doing so just plays into the offending state's aims and reinforces the notion that you can hack and leak campaign docs to influence US elections
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# ? Aug 11, 2024 17:23 |
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drat, Trump called Kamala a bitch in private? wow, Trump's team is right to be worried. there's never been an instance of him saying bad things in private and having it only make his supporters like him more
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There's also the theory that the leak was engineered from inside the Trump campaign to try to provide a credible means of jettisoning Vance. Stultus Maximus posted:Is Politico actually going to publish any of the info or are they going to their way out? It was also sent to the WP, so I think if is the only holdup, it won't outlast the pressure to be the first off the line with it.
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facialimpediment posted:Politico is also owned nowadays by a big ol' chud, so I doubt politico will end up being the vector where any good stuff comes out. How many pages should a vetting be? I'm genuinely curious, I've never considered that before, or what one would even look like. Are there historical vetting sheets we can look at somewhere?
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Madurai posted:There's also the theory that the leak was engineered from inside the Trump campaign to try to provide a credible means of jettisoning Vance. Is there any serious chatter about Vance being dropped? I’ve only seen it rumored here, feels like trump is the much bigger problem and while Vance isn’t a big help he’s out there campaigning & making an effort, and most of the most damaging stuff like having been anti trump was known a long time ago.
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Handsome Ralph posted:Shot: I for one am glad that we have bisexual representation in our imperial death squads
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Hyrax Attack! posted:Is there any serious chatter about Vance being dropped? I’ve only seen it rumored here, feels like trump is the much bigger problem and while Vance isn’t a big help he’s out there campaigning & making an effort, and most of the most damaging stuff like having been anti trump was known a long time ago. There hasn't, Trump can't just fire Vance and then pick someone else. There is a lot of work involved in replacing the VP candidate, and it requires numerous people to be involved. So we would hear something if there were serious talks about replacing Vance. To put it into context, there have been rumors that Trump was going to shake up his campaign staff. So, if we are getting that gossip, we would know if Vance was on the way out.
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