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the corona quid posted:My hairline is fine only through the grace of god and I shall not shame others for being cursed with something out of their control. he's getting millions of dollars a year, he can afford to put it squarely within his control either via surgery or styling
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FAUXTON posted:he's getting millions of dollars a year, he can afford to put it squarely within his control either via surgery or styling So you’re saying there is something wrong with being bald. That’s bald shaming.
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track day bro! posted:fuckin hell just shave it off He has, OP. I know you don't watch F1 and can't be held accountable for not knowing that.
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the corona quid posted:So you’re saying there is something wrong with being bald. That’s bald shaming. the problem is that he's not bald, the man was tonsured by the almighty himself it looks like
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the corona quid posted:My hairline is fine only through the grace of god and I shall not shame others for being cursed with something out of their control. But enough about Max's car
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He's just getting in tune with the Aston Martin demographic, showing he's one of them (a pathetic balding loser whose only achievements in life were a fluke)
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Jan 27, 2021 20:59
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Honestly seeing drivers who I remember being "a bit too young for F1" become extremely middle aged is deeply distressing
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Jan 27, 2021 22:18
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Who else has thinning hair and has won races in F1? That's right
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Seb literally spent 1 day in england and now he looks like a member of the royal family
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a pipe smoking dog posted:Seb literally spent 1 day in england and now he looks like a member of the royal family they wouldn't let his hair through customs
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Jan 27, 2021 22:24
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a pipe smoking dog posted:ITS HAIR OUT AND AWAY WE BALD
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Prince william taking up f1? I thought getting away from Ferrari would reduce the stress in seb's life but I guess I was wrong
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Jan 27, 2021 22:35
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He's more streamlined now
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Thanks Ants posted:He's more streamlined now Shaved off about 9/10ths
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Zeta Acosta posted:https://twitter.com/VirutasF1/status/1354493509374533634
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Hair Today Gone Tomorrow, an interesting look into Sebs final days at Ferrari
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What if binotto is just slowly siphoning everybody on ferrari's hair S something to ponder...
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Are you postulating the existence of hair vampires?
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Jan 28, 2021 15:42
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Nosferatoupée
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Tsaedje posted:Are you postulating the existence of hair vampires? If Horner can siphon driver 2's soul, I don't see why not
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Tsaedje posted:Nosferatoupée 
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Tsaedje posted:Nosferatoupée 
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If you'd spent as long as Seb has dragging that fail-rear end ferrari around every godforsaken tilkedrome on the calendar, you'd pull your hair out too
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Seb Vettel is cool and good, people lol'ing at his hair are pretty pathetic tbh 
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Counterpoint: He's a bald fraud
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If you’re bald shaming itt please don’t go on about how progressive and inclusive you are going forward because you aren’t tia
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Tsaedje posted:Counterpoint: He's a bald fraud He's a 4x WDC and seems to be a nice guy and good mates with drivers who aren't assholes to me op, but you double down on his hairline if that's your jam
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Won't someone please think of the rich bald white man Being bald is fine and honestly good on Vettel for just accepting it But also  he's baldStill looks better than most of his recent haircuts
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You gotta let that bug up your rear end die buddy. For your own health let it die lmao
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I have no idea what you're on about Having a chuckle at Sebastian Vettel is a thing I have been doing for 14 years at this point
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Tsaedje posted:Won't someone please think of the rich bald white man Like, I've been biting my tongue on his for the last day or so, but gently caress it, it's worth eating a sixer/30-dayer or more for. lol at not having the testicular fortitude to double down on your lovely "bald = bad" narrative and gently caress off with that false 'rich bald white man' poo poo you loving coward. Going bald is not fun, it eats away at your confidence. It sucks. It's a fact of life, but it sucks. Making it a 'rich white guy' problem is extremely regressive and you can get hosed for that.
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Tsaedje posted:Counterpoint: He's a bald fraud wait so is he pep guardiola or the former gbs moderator of the comedy soccer forum the finn?
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Guess I'm a coward for dropping the act to make clear that I do not in fact consider being bald to be shameful then. It's not a hill I felt like dying on and I thought my joke about rich white bald men was a reasonable response to the daft attempt at turning it into some case of being a progressive hypocrite But it would also have been out of character for me not to make fun of the thread's favourite fraud's latest bad haircut. I've been taking the piss out of Sebastian Vettel for 14 years at this point and I'm not about to stop. I do get it though, and I apologise as someone who has put up with 30+ years of short man jokes
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Tsaedje posted:Guess I'm a coward for dropping the act to make clear that I do not in fact consider being bald to be shameful then. You’ve spent the past couple of days taking the piss out of a dude for something completely out of his control. gently caress off.
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Man the access database is getting a lot of updates today. Although this must be the thread with the oldest demographic on the forum so not surprising we have a few slapheads. I'll buy a few bottles of regaine to go in the secret Santa (and platform shoes)
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the corona quid posted:You’ve spent the past couple of days taking the piss out of a dude for something completely out of his control. gently caress off. Max car wall.gif
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the corona quid posted:You’ve spent the past couple of days taking the piss out of a dude for something completely out of his control. gently caress off. Message received. We all go a bit too far sometimes in this thread and I clearly crossed a line. I do not intend to continue making fun of Sebastian Vettel's baldness. As someone who has faced similar lovely shaming on account of my short stature I really should have known better and I honestly do feel terrible if I have hurt anyone. I had assumed there was a little less seriousness to the offense being taken and thought I was playing along, but if that's not the case then I have to accept fault and sincerely apologise. As an aside the 'bald fraud' thing is a trp meme about the manager of the football team I support and I honestly didn't even consider wouldn't be understood in the context of Vettel being a fraud and now being bald. It wasn't particularly funny, but it was there. I stand by Nosferatoupée as the name for a hair sucking vampire though.
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