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 How hot is that? loving don't ask me I don't have sex. https://www.nadgerz.com/balldo/ --- GM: decotopian posted:Dear Something Awful balldo topic followers, We need an avatar for Jerry. Thread stuck!
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it should be called the booyah
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Dec 26, 2020 22:56
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I've got balls of
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Dec 26, 2020 22:56
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Dunk some dill pickles. Balldo.
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Dec 26, 2020 22:57
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Who needs a device for that? I feel like they're grossly underestimating the variable sized balls out there. A friend of mine has balls the size of mandarins. I don't think they'd fit.
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Dec 26, 2020 23:01
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With any luck, the ballsex revolution will be televised E. ^^^ https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orchidometer
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Dec 26, 2020 23:07
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From the website “The balldo is a game changer for penetrative sex, it’s like waving a magic wand and suddenly giving guys a second penis that never goes soft and also gives a completely different type of orgasm.” Dr Carlton Lowe Dr Lowe seems to be a fictional psychologist. https://booktrib.com/2020/10/14/dr-lowe-prescribes-laughs-and-life-lessons-in-the-backseat-shrink/
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Dec 26, 2020 23:07
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gently caress it why not
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Dec 26, 2020 23:10
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i bet Tone is happy
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Dec 26, 2020 23:11
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Hell Yeah posted:it should be called the booyah 
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Dec 26, 2020 23:13
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Finally truck nuts guys can get nailed by their pickups.
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Dec 26, 2020 23:14
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Ready to use in 3 easy steps! Step 1: Make them sumbitches smooth  Step 2: Attach the device  Step 3: Prepare for fun 
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Dec 26, 2020 23:52
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Bogus Adventure posted:Ready to use in 3 easy steps! That's the fanciest elastrator I've ever seen.
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Dec 26, 2020 23:54
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Wouldnt it just smash my balls
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Dec 26, 2020 23:55
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beer gas canister posted:Wouldnt it just smash my balls You've got to work-harden your balls before use.
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Legit stared at the thing for a good 30 seconds trying to envision how it worked before scrolling down, I wasn't anywhere near correct
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Dec 27, 2020 00:03
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where's balldo
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Dec 27, 2020 00:03
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why
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why not?
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Dec 27, 2020 00:05
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Bedroom ballistics
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Dec 27, 2020 00:07
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Let’s you gently caress rear end to rear end like god intended
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Dec 27, 2020 00:07
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Anus-piercing caliber
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Dec 27, 2020 00:08
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This is incredible, op
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Dec 27, 2020 00:09
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Bitch with balldo I can cannon ball in the pool and not make a splash
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"Balls, balls!" said the Queen, "If I had had two, I'd be King!" The King laughed. He had two...
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Dec 27, 2020 00:16
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Bogus Adventure posted:Step 3: Prepare for fun
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Dec 27, 2020 00:22
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Weka posted:Who needs a device for that? What's your friend's Grindr?
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Dec 27, 2020 00:41
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Does it stop the piss getting out?
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Dec 27, 2020 00:41
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So where does the penis go?
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Cyril Sneer posted:So where does the penis go? in my but
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So I might be a little sheltered, but when I have sex, I like to put my penis into the other person - the penis is the thing that feels good. I have not found any type of contact that my balls enjoy - e.g. getting kicked in the nuts is very unfun, and all other ball related experiences have ranged from pain to mere indifference. What exactly do *I* get by strapping this thing to my balls? Am I missing something?
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Dec 27, 2020 00:54
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It's all like you like just slide up to some babe at the bar and hit her with like "Uhhhh hey baby, you ever get hosed by a pair of balls?  "
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Dec 27, 2020 01:01
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Why does it have to be about YOUR pleasure, you selfish bastard?
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Dec 27, 2020 01:04
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I have a friend whos had some sort of condition and it made one of his balls keep expanding in size to the point where the doctors had to remove it. I don’t think it would have fit him
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Dec 27, 2020 01:05
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Bruegels Fuckbooks posted:So I might be a little sheltered, but when I have sex, I like to put my penis into the other person - the penis is the thing that feels good. I have not found any type of contact that my balls enjoy - e.g. getting kicked in the nuts is very unfun, and all other ball related experiences have ranged from pain to mere indifference. What exactly do *I* get by strapping this thing to my balls? Am I missing something? “The balldo is a game changer for penetrative sex, it’s like waving a magic wand and suddenly giving guys a second penis that never goes soft and also gives a completely different type of orgasm.” Dr Carlton Lowe
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Dec 27, 2020 01:07
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Bruegels Fuckbooks posted:So I might be a little sheltered, but when I have sex, I like to put my penis into the other person - the penis is the thing that feels good. I have not found any type of contact that my balls enjoy - e.g. getting kicked in the nuts is very unfun, and all other ball related experiences have ranged from pain to mere indifference. What exactly do *I* get by strapping this thing to my balls? Am I missing something?
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Dec 27, 2020 01:08
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Bruegels Fuckbooks posted:So I might be a little sheltered, but when I have sex, I like to put my penis into the other person - the penis is the thing that feels good. I have not found any type of contact that my balls enjoy - e.g. getting kicked in the nuts is very unfun, and all other ball related experiences have ranged from pain to mere indifference. What exactly do *I* get by strapping this thing to my balls? Am I missing something? Have you never had your balls licked or sucked on? This device is really stupid and overly complicated for something that seems like more of a novelty.
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Dec 27, 2020 01:09
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Chrs posted:I have a friend whos had some sort of condition and it made one of his balls keep expanding in size to the point where the doctors had to remove it. I don’t think it would have fit him He just needs two
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Dec 27, 2020 01:09
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my shotputs would never fit in that bitch rear end thing
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Is there a sex word for when you’re getting butt fisted, like elbow deep, and the elbow bone hits your chode and your vision bends down on both sides like a church roof? Not like cross eyed, just like everything angles down left and right? 
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