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MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK

Shaggar posted:

gently caress you im not watching ads

I'm not even going to sit through your outtro.

EDIT: God drat, I laughed out loud at this lovely snipe. It just works for me.

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Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
also if you cant make your sponsor ads entertaining im gonna skip those too

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.
:fart:

Shaggar posted:

gently caress you im not watching ads

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.
:fart:

YOSPOS Tweets v1.3: gently caress you im not watching ads

MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK

ultrafilter posted:

YOSPOS Tweets v1.3: gently caress you im not watching ads

tk
Dec 10, 2003

Nap Ghost

Shaggar posted:

gently caress you im not watching ads

Iíd rather watch ads than commit to a whole video.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


i'm not going to do any of that poo poo.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Sagebrush posted:

i'm not going to do any of that poo poo.

I'm not even gonna read it

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

honestly i got to point 5 or 6 and ignored the rest. i can't imagine being on either side of that equation: the youtuber who has to worry about all that stuff to make a living, or the terminally online parasocial followers who are willing to put themselves through it.

we should ban algorithms

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
ill leave generic comments like ďthanks for the video!ď or whatever cause it costs me nothing and they spent time putting it up and i know comments help drive engagement numbers or whatever but im not gonna get all worked up over this 18 point manifesto we got here

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Lmao if you've ever seen a YouTube ad that wasn't about bouncing on ya boy's dick

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002



Powerful Two-Hander posted:

I'm not even gonna read it

:hf:

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


if i really like a youtube personís poo poo imma throw them money on kofi or patreon or w/e but im sure not gonna perform the Correct Content Consumption Rituals for anyone ever

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

youtube has a subscription thing and their is also patreon so if you give me enjoyment ill throw you a few bucks a month i watch enough yt that are demonetized or dont do ads and make a good enough living i know it aint impossible


PokeJoe posted:

Lmao if you've ever seen a YouTube ad that wasn't about bouncing on ya boy's dick

cease your advestigations

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

MrQueasy posted:

I mean, I get the frustration, but I guess I am just not a good youtube subscriber to have.

https://twitter.com/bonsai_pop/status/1578759284065972224
*reads #1* cool i'll just keep doing this

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Shaggar posted:

gently caress you im not watching ads

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

Shaggar posted:

gently caress you im not watching ads

that's right

polyester concept
Mar 29, 2017

itís just narcissists being entitled, nothing new

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.
:fart:

https://twitter.com/idonotbleed/status/1578777757609492480

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019



ultrafilter posted:

YOSPOS Tweets v1.3: gently caress you im not watching ads

i like how some more news inlines ads for like a chicken restaurant and then spends an entire episode doing joke ads for a private prison

i block the actual yt ads but the ones Johnston reads i obviously hear

coco and other podcasters do their own shilling and i appreciate that rather than cut to sponsors and were back

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


this is the original

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Sagebrush posted:

this is the original


i respect your acumen, man after my own heart

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019



always give credit to the op

derivatives in living memory (mine is not so much) are not ideal

Davethulhu
Aug 12, 2003

Morbid Hound
https://twitter.com/ThatTonyH/status/1578796541254701056

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Sagebrush posted:

this is the original


thank you for busting that stolen valor rear end tweet

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



College Slice

PokeJoe posted:

Lmao if you've ever seen a YouTube ad that wasn't about bouncing on ya boy's dick

you get those pep boys ads, too?

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe

MrQueasy posted:

I mean, I get the frustration, but I guess I am just not a good youtube subscriber to have.

https://twitter.com/bonsai_pop/status/1578759284065972224

time to put on my clown shoes and parade around for the algo. eat a computerís rear end to throw a penny at a creator.

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

always give credit to the op

derivatives in living memory (mine is not so much) are not ideal
https://twitter.com/conner_omalley/status/352063265976762369?s=46&t=WDp5cfSYEpRWjN4F5wdrIg

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.
:fart:

https://twitter.com/NireBryce/status/1578094843238154242

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.
:fart:

https://twitter.com/thingskatedid/status/1578265725415747585

Doom Mathematic
Sep 2, 2008

MrQueasy posted:

I mean, I get the frustration, but I guess I am just not a good youtube subscriber to have.

https://twitter.com/bonsai_pop/status/1578759284065972224

I do not envy YouTubers. I can barely imagine the stress of trying to make a living on top of this platform.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005


Toilet Rascal
if watching youtube videos is a full-time job with standards of professional conduct, how do I get paid to do it

MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK
https://twitter.com/cornonthegoblin/status/1578661450511708161

500 good dogs
Sep 12, 2001

https://twitter.com/JoannaStern/status/1579106766704369667

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007


tbh you should learn a little about fonts so you can stop being a racist white-supremacist techbro

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


https://twitter.com/isislovecruft/status/1579203264075431937?s=46&t=rFHmTxgDvkxAm_RXUyADcg

Corla Plankun
May 8, 2007

improve the lives of everyone

Doom Mathematic posted:

I do not envy YouTubers. I can barely imagine the stress of trying to make a living on top of this platform.

it's a free hosting platform and all the people complaining about the algorithm are just entitled babies who don't want to do their own marketing

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014




But doctor, I work from home!

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

pseudorandom name posted:

tbh you should learn a little about fonts so you can stop being a racist white-supremacist techbro

also avoid Gill Sans

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MrQueasy
Nov 15, 2005

Probiot-ICK
https://twitter.com/petfindernames/status/1579250846520725504

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