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post hole digger posted:after 2 tweets i assumed it was a shaggy dog story setting up the reveal that the secret was to accept jesus christ as your lord and savior. it's ok but the pacing is off imo
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encase me in my computer like a space marine dreadnought. "EVEN IN DEATH, I STILL POST"
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:"EVEN IN DEATH, I STILL POST"
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tldr: twitter was always a colossal clown show but it used to be a clown show that at least tried to keep the nazis under control
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i have to say, i'm not a fan of fascism
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lmao forever at musk not doing any discovery of twitter at all before buying it
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Shaggar posted:lmao forever at musk not doing any discovery of twitter at all before buying it
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it's so loving obvious in retrospect that parag was just there to keep the lights on until they tricked a buyer
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i still maintain that he initially had no intention of actually buying it and thought he could wriggle out of it
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rotor posted:i still maintain that he initially had no intention of actually buying it and thought he could wriggle out of it completely agreed i'll even go a bit further and say the board threatening the poison pill stuff might have even been a little 4d chess to get elon's oppositional defiance disorder to kick in but for real (probably not though)
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twitter likely would have collapsed between 2016 and now had it not suddenly and unexpectedly landed the presidential press secretary gig for four yearsrotor posted:i still maintain that he had no intention of actually buying it and thought he could wriggle out of it signing a binding agreement to buy is a weird way to have no intention of buying
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haveblue posted:twitter likely would have collapsed between 2016 and now had it not suddenly and unexpectedly landed the presidential press secretary gig for four years hence the wriggling
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i was thinking about how twitter has probably never had a very good ceo maybe evan williams? but he stabbed jack in the back but was so dumb he didn't see jack consolidating power to get back at him so i guess not very good
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post hole digger posted:after 2 tweets i assumed it was a shaggy dog story setting up the reveal that the secret was to accept jesus christ as your lord and savior. joke's on them, I've accepted satan and will live forever in hell 
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haveblue posted:signing a binding agreement to buy is a weird way to have no intention of buying yeah hes a big dummy. pump and dumping twitter stock via tweets about buying the company only works if you dont actually buy the loving company.
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haveblue posted:twitter likely would have collapsed between 2016 and now had it not suddenly and unexpectedly landed the presidential press secretary gig for four years Elon seems to genuinely believe that laws don't apply to him.
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honestly "twitter engineers didn't use the waterfall design model" and "testing happened in prod" is not any more interesting than anything bari weiss is reporting
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Dijkstracula posted:honestly "twitter engineers didn't use the waterfall design model" and "testing happened in prod" is not any more interesting than anything bari weiss is reporting yeah those are not too interesting. "there is only one environment for the whole company" is interesting. "we have no backups so no one can demand to see them" is interesting. "we do not have licenses for mission critical services" is interesting
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haveblue posted:yeah those are not too interesting. "there is only one environment for the whole company" is interesting. "we have no backups so no one can demand to see them" is interesting. "we do not have licenses for mission critical services" is interesting likewise, "we arent doing any mdm or device management at all" is pretty interesting
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dril is now selling bound collections of 10000 of his tweets available in refined (alphetbetical), beloved (ordered by likes), eternal (chronological order), or chaotic (random order) https://twitter.com/dril/status/1602359214340739073
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ultrafilter posted:Elon seems to genuinely believe that laws don't apply to him. yeah evading actual punishment by the SEC for the flagrant stock manipulation seems to have really emboldened him
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FMguru posted:dril is now selling bound collections of 10000 of his tweets
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this is brilliant someone has a more hosed up and scattershot sdlc than us! now when people say "we need to learn from silicon valley" I can say "more like silly clown valley!!!" and own those stupid auditors
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its good to get confirmation that the thousands of tech people twitter had did absolutely nothing
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there's only a handful of all-time great tweets and the only ones that weren't posted by dril are 1. already answered by my shirt 2. leopards eating faces
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me reaping/me sowing is another great
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3. Milkshake duck 4. Mirrors
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Sapozhnik posted:there's only a handful of all-time great tweets and the only ones that weren't posted by dril are there is definitely a finite amount of great ones but there's easily enough for a top 100 imo
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this is one of my favorites of all time https://twitter.com/crumbbutler/status/1271425803318898688
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I swear that last one is a lot older than 2018
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:https://twitter.com/nopoweradeinusa/status/1602122365076262912?s=20&t=OQ5ardkGzKpjLSK1mu6_BQ feeling called out, right down to the movie chosen for the joke 
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