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https://twitter.com/Oldmandoingshit/status/1601548805002129408?s=20
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solid half lindy
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Kenny Logins posted:consider: it may have only stopped in time to avoid a direct collision because of its unsecured uhhhhh non-newtonian fluid load it looks like ready-mix lol
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https://twitter.com/greg_sideyr/status/1631723184390012928?s=46&t=NaX7Y4ZZLbQm26Md2b_9Zw
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bluey doesn't break you but it's there when you do
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https://twitter.com/sweetroad5/status/1626878082694131712
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https://twitter.com/mikepqr/status/1631739144094507008
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reply with your consulting rate
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https://twitter.com/krazii_geniius/status/1631804301839577088?t=HSgursiqZO3X5SyePexoiQ&s=19
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New ringtone just dropped.
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I wanna try and toss a marble in it ![]()
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dodo's buckets
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thats a cassowary right?
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Yeah
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PokeJoe posted:Yeah arent those things like really dangerous
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rotor posted:arent those things like really dangerous
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I would mark that as resolved so fast but I guess that could technically be wire fraud or something even though they sent it to a non employee
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i assume resolve will reopen if the problem reoccurs but ack will silence for a while, but the fun move is to report the sender for spam
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Corla Plankun posted:I would mark that as resolved so fast but I guess that could technically be wire fraud or something even though they sent it to a non employee good luck proving anything. "i got a weird text i didn't understand and my kid sent a random reply lmao".
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:https://twitter.com/krazii_geniius/status/1631804301839577088?t=HSgursiqZO3X5SyePexoiQ&s=19 me the first three weeks of january
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rotor posted:why have i never made this connection before Forgotten secrets. Davethulhu posted:Zuckerberg looks like H.P. Lovecraft 2021!
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rotor posted:arent those things like really dangerous yeah
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i dont think that guy should be filming, i think that guy should be getting the gently caress outta there
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they're mostly afraid of people I think but they're not to be trifled with
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idk im not a birdologist
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If you get near a cassowary's nest they'll gently caress you up, and their nests are very hard to see.
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Cassowaries are one of the closet relatives to dinosaurs alive today.
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i don't know who told her this but any time the topic of cassowaries comes up my 5yo will say "they can slice open your belly and make all your guts fall out onto the ground" in the exact same way that I drop any of the two and a half sports facts i know if a conversation happens to get near enough to them
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She's right
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Corla Plankun posted:i don't know who told her this but any time the topic of cassowaries comes up my 5yo will say "they can slice open your belly and make all your guts fall out onto the ground" in the exact same way that I drop any of the two and a half sports facts i know if a conversation happens to get near enough to them *nods alan grantishly*
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PokeJoe posted:idk im not a birdologist you know who is? james bond
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rotor posted:arent those things like really dangerous no not really they only eat rainforest fruit in the wild injuries and deaths have only occurred because of people feeding or attempting to keep a native animal in captivity. they have big heavy bones and large claws to scratch at the forest floor and leaf matter. they are kind of cool in that they live more or less solitary then meet up to mate and then the male raises the young after they hatch and the female disappears back into the trees ![]() the guy in texas who died sounds like he fell over while near the animal and found retribution for his poor life choices
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I have 3 parrots (two conures and a caique) and two of them would definitely take off a finger or two if they were any larger. I do not gently caress with larger birds at all. this cutie can be dangerous! ![]()
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Another Bill posted:Cassowaries are one of the closet relatives to dinosaurs alive today. All birds are dinosaurs.
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ultrafilter posted:All birds are dinosaurs. cassowaries know it, though.
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cool biRd pics posted:no not really they’re territorial and can kill people with that devil claw quite easily. and dumbasses feeding them doesn’t just risk the people doing the feeding but other humans more generally as they become accustomed to taking food from them. they’re dangerous OldAlias fucked around with this message at 17:19 on Mar 5, 2023 |
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cool biRd pics posted:no not really check out the bird apologist here
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I typically will consider an animals capacity for violence when thinking if it’s dangerous or not. it’s obvious that many dangerous animals become less dangerous when you keep distance and treat them with respect
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whatever just dont gently caress with them and they wont gently caress with you its easy
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# ? May 30, 2023 00:13 |
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What's the difference between an etymologist and an entomologist? https://twitter.com/Chinchillazllla/status/1632419893252325377?s=20 I don't know, but I'm pretty sure the etymologist does.
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