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Powerful Two-Hander: Mar 10, 2004; Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/steeve_again/status/1255231989713690632?s=21

woah

# ? Jun 18, 2021 21:17

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Jun 6, 2023 21:18

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/haramcart/status/1405742240949891074?s=21

oh! the parcels you�ll blow!

# ? Jun 18, 2021 21:38

mediaphage: Mar 22, 2007; Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

President Beep posted:

oh! the parcels you�ll blow!

# ? Jun 18, 2021 22:34

mediaphage: Mar 22, 2007; Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

President Beep posted:

oh! the parcels you�ll blow!

i speak for the beeps! let them post! let them post!

# ? Jun 18, 2021 22:35

Video Nasty: Jun 17, 2003

https://twitter.com/MetalShayne2000/status/1025426194064449536

# ? Jun 19, 2021 02:15

SpaceAceJase: Nov 8, 2008; and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james

Video Nasty posted:

https://twitter.com/MetalShayne2000/status/1025426194064449536

whoa is this asmr?

# ? Jun 19, 2021 08:09

500 good dogs: Sep 12, 2001

https://twitter.com/Oskmos/status/1396223757392429057?s=19 (sound)

# ? Jun 19, 2021 19:00

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

500 good dogs posted:

https://twitter.com/Oskmos/status/1396223757392429057?s=19 (sound)

lol

# ? Jun 19, 2021 20:32

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

500 good dogs posted:

https://twitter.com/Oskmos/status/1396223757392429057?s=19 (sound)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAjkLuK1BYI

# ? Jun 19, 2021 22:26

pseudorandom name: May 6, 2007

https://twitter.com/ja2ke/status/1406409986423484422
https://twitter.com/Kevin_Hainline/status/1406421772832935940

# ? Jun 20, 2021 07:01

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

happy father's day yosdads

https://twitter.com/kennethlogins/status/1406620413489188872?s=21

# ? Jun 20, 2021 15:29

Beve Stuscemi: Jun 6, 2001

https://twitter.com/world0fecho/status/1387454834635251712?s=21

# ? Jun 20, 2021 16:25

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

https://twitter.com/70ceeks/status/1406049558610780171?s=21

# ? Jun 20, 2021 18:53

duz: Jul 11, 2005; Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost

# ? Jun 20, 2021 21:16

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

duz posted:

perfect. no notes

# ? Jun 20, 2021 21:19

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

https://twitter.com/burnhounds/status/1406302469366247425?s=21

# ? Jun 20, 2021 22:15

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/burnhounds/status/1406302469366247425?s=21

seems appropriately punk

# ? Jun 20, 2021 22:17

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

apparently there is an obscure punk band called "mannequin pussy" so i guess the algorithm sort of works.

# ? Jun 20, 2021 22:35

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Sagebrush posted:

apparently there is an obscure punk band called "mannequin pussy" so i guess the algorithm sort of works.

# ? Jun 20, 2021 22:46

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

https://twitter.com/alcolol/status/1406716384487251971?s=21

# ? Jun 20, 2021 22:50

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

miss u trig
https://twitter.com/danlwarren/status/1406599937861636102?s=21

# ? Jun 20, 2021 23:05

Gnossiennes: Jan 7, 2013; Loving chairs more every day!

https://twitter.com/chrismessina/status/1404214349397331970

# ? Jun 21, 2021 01:32

Video Nasty: Jun 17, 2003

Gnossiennes posted:

https://twitter.com/chrismessina/status/1404214349397331970

lmao I passed a blue sign on the road saying some "in memorial" crap and then beneath it had another, smaller blue sign that said "please drive responsibly" and the next sign no less than five feet away was the 55MPH speed limit sign.

# ? Jun 21, 2021 01:36

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Video Nasty posted:

lmao I passed a blue sign on the road saying some "in memorial" crap and then beneath it had another, smaller blue sign that said "please drive responsibly" and the next sign no less than five feet away was the 55MPH speed limit sign.

R I P those who no longer cannot drive 55

# ? Jun 21, 2021 02:43

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Kenny Logins posted:

R I P those who no longer cannot drive 55

sammy knew his fate. rip.

# ? Jun 21, 2021 03:09

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

https://twitter.com/influencersitw/status/1406664800902565888?s=21

# ? Jun 21, 2021 15:30

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

sometimes you know where a clip is going from the very first frame, and that�s okay because where it�s going is perfect

# ? Jun 21, 2021 15:47

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

look out here comes my mist

# ? Jun 21, 2021 15:51

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

https://twitter.com/richardstaff/status/1406085015478411268?s=21

# ? Jun 21, 2021 15:57

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

jesus WEP posted:

sometimes you know where a clip is going from the very first frame, and that�s okay because where it�s going is perfect

crosspostin' from the tiktok thread but it's still a tweet

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/kevonstage/status/1406670240151347200?s=21

it's a pretty great video

# ? Jun 21, 2021 15:59

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

I�ve done weird self owns like that before. this one time my wife was filling a glass vase with some
of those river rocks for a decoration or w/e and i swiped one from her and held it up over my mouth like i was gonna eat it and then I accidentally dropped it in my mouth and for real swallowed it.

# ? Jun 21, 2021 16:00

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

President Beep posted:

I�ve done weird self owns like that before. this one time my wife was filling a glass vase with some
of those river rocks for a decoration or w/e and i swiped one from her and held it up over my mouth like i was gonna eat it and then I accidentally dropped it in my mouth and for real swallowed it.

dang, get this guy a tiktok

# ? Jun 21, 2021 16:02

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/influencersitw/status/1406664800902565888?s=21

Clawkkake!

# ? Jun 21, 2021 16:07

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

President Beep posted:

I�ve done weird self owns like that before. this one time my wife was filling a glass vase with some
of those river rocks for a decoration or w/e and i swiped one from her and held it up over my mouth like i was gonna eat it and then I accidentally dropped it in my mouth and for real swallowed it.

dude's rock

# ? Jun 21, 2021 16:18

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

Clawkkake!

come on, "buclawke" was right there

# ? Jun 21, 2021 23:51

KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

President Beep posted:

I’ve done weird self owns like that before. this one time my wife was filling a glass vase with some
of those river rocks for a decoration or w/e and i swiped one from her and held it up over my mouth like i was gonna eat it and then I accidentally dropped it in my mouth and for real swallowed it.

did she even notice

# ? Jun 22, 2021 01:04