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Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



woah

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

oh! the parcels youíll blow!

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

President Beep posted:

oh! the parcels youíll blow!

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

President Beep posted:

oh! the parcels youíll blow!

i speak for the beeps! let them post! let them post!

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

https://twitter.com/MetalShayne2000/status/1025426194064449536

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james

whoa is this asmr?

500 good dogs
Sep 12, 2001

https://twitter.com/Oskmos/status/1396223757392429057?s=19 (sound)

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

lol

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAjkLuK1BYI

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

https://twitter.com/ja2ke/status/1406409986423484422
https://twitter.com/Kevin_Hainline/status/1406421772832935940

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
happy father's day yosdads

https://twitter.com/kennethlogins/status/1406620413489188872?s=21

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




https://twitter.com/world0fecho/status/1387454834635251712?s=21

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/70ceeks/status/1406049558610780171?s=21

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
perfect. no notes

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/burnhounds/status/1406302469366247425?s=21

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme


seems appropriately punk

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

apparently there is an obscure punk band called "mannequin pussy" so i guess the algorithm sort of works.

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

PCjr sidecar posted:

seems appropriately punk

Sagebrush posted:

apparently there is an obscure punk band called "mannequin pussy" so i guess the algorithm sort of works.
:hmmyes:

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/alcolol/status/1406716384487251971?s=21

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
miss u trig
https://twitter.com/danlwarren/status/1406599937861636102?s=21

Gnossiennes
Jan 7, 2013


Loving chairs more every day!

https://twitter.com/chrismessina/status/1404214349397331970

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003


lmao I passed a blue sign on the road saying some "in memorial" crap and then beneath it had another, smaller blue sign that said "please drive responsibly" and the next sign no less than five feet away was the 55MPH speed limit sign.

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Video Nasty posted:

lmao I passed a blue sign on the road saying some "in memorial" crap and then beneath it had another, smaller blue sign that said "please drive responsibly" and the next sign no less than five feet away was the 55MPH speed limit sign.
R I P those who no longer cannot drive 55

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Kenny Logins posted:

R I P those who no longer cannot drive 55

sammy knew his fate. rip.

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/influencersitw/status/1406664800902565888?s=21

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


sometimes you know where a clip is going from the very first frame, and thatís okay because where itís going is perfect

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
look out here comes my mist

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/richardstaff/status/1406085015478411268?s=21

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

jesus WEP posted:

sometimes you know where a clip is going from the very first frame, and thatís okay because where itís going is perfect
crosspostin' from the tiktok thread but it's still a tweet
it's a pretty great video

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
Iíve done weird self owns like that before. this one time my wife was filling a glass vase with some
of those river rocks for a decoration or w/e and i swiped one from her and held it up over my mouth like i was gonna eat it and then I accidentally dropped it in my mouth and for real swallowed it.

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



President Beep posted:

Iíve done weird self owns like that before. this one time my wife was filling a glass vase with some
of those river rocks for a decoration or w/e and i swiped one from her and held it up over my mouth like i was gonna eat it and then I accidentally dropped it in my mouth and for real swallowed it.

dang, get this guy a tiktok

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus


Clawkkake!

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

President Beep posted:

Iíve done weird self owns like that before. this one time my wife was filling a glass vase with some
of those river rocks for a decoration or w/e and i swiped one from her and held it up over my mouth like i was gonna eat it and then I accidentally dropped it in my mouth and for real swallowed it.
dude's rock

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007




come on, "buclawke" was right there

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



President Beep posted:

I’ve done weird self owns like that before. this one time my wife was filling a glass vase with some
of those river rocks for a decoration or w/e and i swiped one from her and held it up over my mouth like i was gonna eat it and then I accidentally dropped it in my mouth and for real swallowed it.
did she even notice

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

KoRMaK posted:

did she even notice

ďgod drat it beep, again

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

yeah that's how you do it

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/apbenven/status/1407053108358823937

:3:

twenty years since Avril first hit the scene and she barely looks any different, a pact with Satan obviously.

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in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

great way to step on the punchline, random tweeter

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