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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/horatioskald/status/1422690257418563589?s=21

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/ysylon/status/1399469453914607618?s=21

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/mnateshyamalan/status/1422722586597896198?s=21

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

lol irl

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

President Beep posted:

is this supposed to be that chicken or something?

thatís how you can tell pokťmon arenít real because the prospect of livestock that you could trick into cooking itself is too powerful to ignore

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

https://twitter.com/joshgondelman/status/1378404694289170433

QUACKTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

__(.)<
\___)

Nod Flondors

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
woll smoth

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/madradhu/status/1422926279947350020?s=21

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1422892831102865411

rip freckles etc

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
lol

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
thought of Yokozuna and died

thatís the only sumo name I know and itís from 90s wrasslin

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

you know what can do jumps on a racing track and won't get distracted by statues? a motorcycle

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Fart Sandwiches posted:

thought of Yokozuna and died

if you have peacock the wwe documentary on him is very good and very sad

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
i would probably watch an olympic motor sports event

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer

mediaphage posted:

i would probably watch an olympic motor sports event

Pornhub is proud to sponsor the Olympic Motorboating team.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Ur Getting Fatter posted:

Pornhub is proud to sponsor the Olympic Motorboating team.

they double as the arm wrestling team

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

man that takes me back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLOOhukuyXo

i think there were a couple more, too

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

mediaphage posted:

i would probably watch an olympic motor sports event
Same but watersports.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

Same but watersports.

golden medalist

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

Same but watersports.

how very surprising

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan



my gf was watching the horse jumps and I asked her why all the jumps have weird themes. she said it's to gently caress the horses up on purpose so if a horse can't handle the sumo statue it's just not an Olympic athlete

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005




[ASK] Me About OS/2 WARP
haha you have a horse girl girlfriend

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005




[ASK] Me About OS/2 WARP
i mean, i'm glad you found love, is what i meant to say



remember for shallow stabs you can get by with super glue but if she gets that letter opener more than an inch or two into your thigh, go to the ER

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


it's worse than that, she's a veterinarian that rides them for fun

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


if she stabs me she'll know exactly where to cut so I don't have a chance to respond

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005




[ASK] Me About OS/2 WARP
haha, fair enough

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
my girlfriend trains dressage horses what do you think of that

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
https://twitter.com/wormwood_stars/status/1422961717181562885

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

EIDE Van Hagar posted:

my girlfriend trains dressage horses what do you think of that
does she have any good dirt to share about mitt romneys fancy dancing horse?

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

FMguru posted:

does she have any good dirt to share about mitt romneys fancy dancing horse?

no all the gossip here is local woowoo hippie trustfund girls who also have dressage horses

theyíre insufferable

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

EIDE Van Hagar posted:

no all the gossip here is local woowoo hippie trustfund girls who also have dressage horses

so, dressage doers then

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

flakeloaf posted:

so, dressage doers then

right, theres many varieties of horse people, the crazy ones are usually those that do not actually depend on horses for their livelihood

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Jonny 290 posted:

haha you have a horse girl girlfriend

MY WIFE was a horse girl

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


my favorite horse thing is that everyone at the stable has to do the same woo-woo stuff. if someone hires the horse chiropractor and he comes and hits freckles in the back with a little mallet all the other horses have to go get tapped with a hammer or they might lose a competitive advantage in the horse dancing competition

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

hobbesmaster posted:

right, theres many varieties of horse people, the crazy ones are usually those that do not actually depend on horses for their livelihood

in the city, "horse people" implies "crazy people"; rurals need feetnotes

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005




[ASK] Me About OS/2 WARP
my manager has a timeshare on a horse and goes riding a couple days a week. she's chill about it though and laughs when i ask how her day at the glue farm was

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
the current meltdown at this barn is one instructor who leases space there and trains people/horses at dancing told one of her clients that she (the client) had lamed her (the clientís) horse by training when it was injured against the instructorís advice, and it probably would always be a little off. the client didnít want to hear that because the horse was $40,000 and she quit training with the one instructor and now she trains with someone else and calls her old instructor a bitch to anyone who will hear it.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

back when i still had a facebook a horse girl i knew in college posted a thing about how everyone must try riding a horse someday, you simply can't understand the feeling of that power right underneath you, there's nothing like it in the world blah blah

i posted "if that's what one horsepower feels like, you should try my motorcycle, it's sixty times better!" and that was the WRONG ANSWER hoo boy. horses are apparently serious business

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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005




[ASK] Me About OS/2 WARP

Sagebrush posted:

back when i still had a facebook a horse girl i knew in college posted a thing about how everyone must try riding a horse someday, you simply can't understand the feeling of that power right underneath you, there's nothing like it in the world blah blah

i posted "if that's what one horsepower feels like, you should try my motorcycle, it's sixty times better!" and that was the WRONG ANSWER hoo boy. horses are apparently serious business

hahahahah

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