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https://twitter.com/horatioskald/status/1422690257418563589?s=21
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https://twitter.com/ysylon/status/1399469453914607618?s=21
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https://twitter.com/mnateshyamalan/status/1422722586597896198?s=21
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lol irl
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President Beep posted:is this supposed to be that chicken or something? that’s how you can tell pokémon aren’t real because the prospect of livestock that you could trick into cooking itself is too powerful to ignore
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https://twitter.com/joshgondelman/status/1378404694289170433
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Nod Flondors
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woll smoth
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https://twitter.com/madradhu/status/1422926279947350020?s=21
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https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1422892831102865411 rip freckles etc
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lol
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thought of Yokozuna and died that’s the only sumo name I know and it’s from 90s wrasslin
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you know what can do jumps on a racing track and won't get distracted by statues? a motorcycle
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Fart Sandwiches posted:thought of Yokozuna and died if you have peacock the wwe documentary on him is very good and very sad
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i would probably watch an olympic motor sports event
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mediaphage posted:i would probably watch an olympic motor sports event Pornhub is proud to sponsor the Olympic Motorboating team.
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Ur Getting Fatter posted:Pornhub is proud to sponsor the Olympic Motorboating team. they double as the arm wrestling team
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man that takes me back https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLOOhukuyXo i think there were a couple more, too
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mediaphage posted:i would probably watch an olympic motor sports event
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Ellie Trashcakes posted:Same but watersports. golden medalist
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Ellie Trashcakes posted:Same but watersports. how very surprising
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graph posted:https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1422892831102865411 my gf was watching the horse jumps and I asked her why all the jumps have weird themes. she said it's to gently caress the horses up on purpose so if a horse can't handle the sumo statue it's just not an Olympic athlete
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haha you have a horse girl girlfriend
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i mean, i'm glad you found love, is what i meant to say remember for shallow stabs you can get by with super glue but if she gets that letter opener more than an inch or two into your thigh, go to the ER
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it's worse than that, she's a veterinarian that rides them for fun
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if she stabs me she'll know exactly where to cut so I don't have a chance to respond
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haha, fair enough
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my girlfriend trains dressage horses what do you think of that
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https://twitter.com/wormwood_stars/status/1422961717181562885
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:my girlfriend trains dressage horses what do you think of that
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FMguru posted:does she have any good dirt to share about mitt romneys fancy dancing horse? no all the gossip here is local woowoo hippie trustfund girls who also have dressage horses they’re insufferable
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:no all the gossip here is local woowoo hippie trustfund girls who also have dressage horses so, dressage doers then
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flakeloaf posted:so, dressage doers then right, theres many varieties of horse people, the crazy ones are usually those that do not actually depend on horses for their livelihood
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Jonny 290 posted:haha you have a horse girl girlfriend MY WIFE was a horse girl
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my favorite horse thing is that everyone at the stable has to do the same woo-woo stuff. if someone hires the horse chiropractor and he comes and hits freckles in the back with a little mallet all the other horses have to go get tapped with a hammer or they might lose a competitive advantage in the horse dancing competition
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hobbesmaster posted:right, theres many varieties of horse people, the crazy ones are usually those that do not actually depend on horses for their livelihood in the city, "horse people" implies "crazy people"; rurals need feetnotes
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my manager has a timeshare on a horse and goes riding a couple days a week. she's chill about it though and laughs when i ask how her day at the glue farm was
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the current meltdown at this barn is one instructor who leases space there and trains people/horses at dancing told one of her clients that she (the client) had lamed her (the client’s) horse by training when it was injured against the instructor’s advice, and it probably would always be a little off. the client didn’t want to hear that because the horse was $40,000 and she quit training with the one instructor and now she trains with someone else and calls her old instructor a bitch to anyone who will hear it.
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back when i still had a facebook a horse girl i knew in college posted a thing about how everyone must try riding a horse someday, you simply can't understand the feeling of that power right underneath you, there's nothing like it in the world blah blah i posted "if that's what one horsepower feels like, you should try my motorcycle, it's sixty times better!" and that was the WRONG ANSWER hoo boy. horses are apparently serious business
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# ? Jun 2, 2023 09:18 |
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Sagebrush posted:back when i still had a facebook a horse girl i knew in college posted a thing about how everyone must try riding a horse someday, you simply can't understand the feeling of that power right underneath you, there's nothing like it in the world blah blah hahahahah
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