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The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

minato posted:

Sempai, this is a Wendys.

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

flakeloaf posted:

Dave Thomasamune

excellent

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

minato posted:

Sempai, this is a Wendys.

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

flakeloaf posted:

Dave Thomasamune

President Beep posted:

the frylander

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

President Beep posted:

Iím sorry but this doesnít cut the mustard.

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/kennethlogins/status/994190589573951489?s=21

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/kyleplantemoji/status/1243663992628719616?s=21

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




lmao

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/dierobinsondie/status/1423644738218078215?s=21

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


Wouldn't that be like...the second or third time you had sex? How often are people looking at their own buttholes?

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Sagebrush posted:

Wouldn't that be like...the second or third time you had sex? How often are people looking at their own buttholes?

itíll blow your loving mind

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Sagebrush posted:

Wouldn't that be like...the second or third time you had sex? How often are people looking at their own buttholes?

lol i had the exact same thought.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Sagebrush posted:

Wouldn't that be like...the second or third time you had sex? How often are people looking at their own buttholes?

i assume thats why people are so into bidets

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

How else are you supposed to know how long to leave the bleach on?

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
quick reminder that less than two hundred years ago no one in history had ever seen their own face the right way around

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
unless they had two mirrors

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

unless they had two mirrors

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
i think i'm seeing double, eight mirrors!?

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

how did we post exactly the same thing :lol:

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
what if they had three mirrors tho

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


then they could see their butthole the right way round

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

jesus WEP posted:

then they could see their butthole the right way round
this is why i have a three monitor setup

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Sagebrush posted:

Wouldn't that be like...the second or third time you had sex? How often are people looking at their own buttholes?

step up your wiping game

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

itíll blow your loving mind

:hmmyes:

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


ye olde Dutch merchant getting Rembrandt to paint a picture of his butthole to be the first man to see it the right way round. "This'll show those fuckers at the East India Company" he tells himself.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


That picture's in the Reijksmuseum now but you need to give a special password to be allowed to see it. It's said to be Picasso's main inspiration behind his 'buttholes on everything' phase but Picasso refused to admit it, stating that "no man has ever seen his own butthole, much less had it painted in an uncannily accurate, 6x6 canvas by a Dutch master.No. I refute this!"

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

ye olde Dutch merchant getting Rembrandt to paint a picture of his butthole to be the first man to see it the right way round. "This'll show those fuckers at the East India Company" he tells himself.

the nut watch

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
e: cant get it to post without the toot thread nvm

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

President Beep posted:

the nut watch
:hmmyes:

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/senatorivy/status/1418819334470868998?s=21

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



https://twitter.com/zimmer_donald/status/1310279699873050624

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/HardSciFiMovies/status/1424419039238098946?s=20

:blastu::dogcited:

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
look at that monkeys paw bicycle handle grip. not that hombreís first forehand deployment.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001





lmao it matches up so perfectly

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
were "book agents" really that much of a menace in the olden days?

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



only if you didn't carry your forehand

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




what are foot pads in the context of a thing youíd need to shoot?

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

what are foot pads in the context of a thing youíd need to shoot?

a highwayman but unmounted

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




drat I was hoping they were shooting bunions off

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Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



if you have to ask that question you clearly didn't play enough moria as a child

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