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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/videojame_/status/1424101490491371526?s=21

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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/mayama_kodomo/status/1423476752450424835?s=21

lmao hey Smoka they are doing the Angry Yakuza voice but it's over getting in the way of a train photo.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



https://twitter.com/drilbot_neo/status/1424399754704809990?s=19 my hvac has so many holes and one of the ducts' dampers seems missing

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
https://twitter.com/sarahndipity18/status/1424086639270367232?s=21

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
very good find.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

https://twitter.com/Jon_Christian/status/1424806398928506881

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




https://twitter.com/videogamedeals/status/1424555604744577026?s=19

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

Sagebrush posted:

Wouldn't that be like...the second or third time you had sex? How often are people looking at their own buttholes?

i maintain that you have not actually had sex with someone until they have accidentally grabbed the tip of your nose by clenching their butthole.

anything less is barely even 2nd base.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


EIDE Van Hagar posted:

i maintain that you have not actually had sex with someone until they have accidentally grabbed the tip of your nose by clenching their butthole.

anything less is barely even 2nd base.

sir, the question was "have you met this woman before?"

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

EIDE Van Hagar posted:

accidentally grabbed the tip of your nose by clenching their butthole.
         /

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
https://twitter.com/rachael_conrad/status/1424445475223187460?s=21

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

Video Nasty posted:

†††††††††/


i got this av for being too mean to the mentally ill cspam covid thread people for not having a bidet.

i tried to show them there was a better way, a way free of dingleberries and where you donít have to worry about pandemic related toilet paper shortages, but some people canít handle truth.

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
i keep it as a badge of an honorable, spotless anus

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

EIDE Van Hagar posted:

i keep it as a badge of an honorable, spotless anus
I salute you and your sparklingly clean anus o7

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

EIDE Van Hagar posted:

i tried to show them there was a better way, a way free of dingleberries and where you donít have to worry about pandemic related toilet paper shortages, but some people canít handle truth.

frankly, it's sad. People just going through life with shitbutts pretending its ok and normal.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




I donít want to stoke the unquenchable flames of bidet chat again but I feel like both wiping and a bidet are each not enough but in different ways

look at it this way, if you got poo poo on your hand what would you do? would you just take a swipe at it with some toilet paper and call it good? no of course not! would you run it under some cold water and call it good? no, of course not!

you would get hot water and soap, and you would scrub like crazy to get the poo poo off your hand

therefore I propose that the only path to rear end cleanliness (which we all know is next to rear end godliness) is a shower, in which you get in there and scrub

everything else is a holdover until you can shower.

:colbert:

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


i sleep in a big toilet with steve jobs

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005




[ASK] Me About OS/2 WARP
don't talk poo poo on bidets. theyre critical pieces of hardware that allow the infirm and disabled to go through life with some dignity.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

PokeJoe posted:

i sleep in a big toilet with steve jobs
:j:

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

this is your forums legacy

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Jonny 290 posted:

don't talk poo poo on bidets. theyre critical pieces of hardware that allow the infirm and disabled to go through life with some dignity.

I mean. I donít think anyone is?

ultravoices
May 10, 2004

You are about to embark on a great journey. Are you ready, my friend?
get in with a diverter valve and a shower shot like every serious gay man you know

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

I mean. I donít think anyone is?

going through life with some dignity? yeah, not around here.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




right?

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/tupacdurex/status/550059812780638208?s=21
this gif goes insanely hard

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/phojochris/status/1416488725362655241?s=21

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.
:fart:


:trumppop:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.
:fart:

https://twitter.com/TadeuszGiczan/status/1424734523519025152
Thread

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.
:fart:

https://twitter.com/inaoifeble/status/1424920908653813760

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

therefore I propose that the only path to rear end cleanliness (which we all know is next to rear end godliness) is a shower, in which you get in there and scrub

everything else is a holdover until you can shower.

:colbert:

lowkey one of the reasons im absolutely dreading going back to the office

ive had 17 months of pure cleanliness

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



lmao a friend and i used to legit do a 30 case of white castle and a 30 case of beer back in the day. glad to see it's become a package deal

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
sounds like a perfect weekend camp setup tbqh lol

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost
White castle is for situations where your intoxication and or self loathing exceeds even taco bell levels

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

I donít want to stoke the unquenchable flames of bidet chat again but I feel like both wiping and a bidet are each not enough but in different ways

look at it this way, if you got poo poo on your hand what would you do? would you just take a swipe at it with some toilet paper and call it good? no of course not! would you run it under some cold water and call it good? no, of course not!

you would get hot water and soap, and you would scrub like crazy to get the poo poo off your hand

therefore I propose that the only path to rear end cleanliness (which we all know is next to rear end godliness) is a shower, in which you get in there and scrub

everything else is a holdover until you can shower.

:colbert:

first of all my middle of the road the bidet has heated water, a pulse function, and a nozzle wiggle motion function, so it gets u pretty clean.

itís not a shower but it gets you 95% to where you were right after the shower.

wiping with paper canít do that at its best, and it can even make thing *worse*.

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost
You know how they have those Japanese style steak houses where they cook the meat in front of you on a big metal plate, and the metal plate has a rectangular hole in it the the corner where the chef scrapes all the burned and inedible crap?

That hole goes to white castle

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Sapozhnik posted:

White castle is for situations where your intoxication and or self loathing exceeds even taco bell levels

i will smash an entire crave case stone sober

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

EIDE Van Hagar posted:

first of all my middle of the road the bidet has heated water, a pulse function, and a nozzle wiggle motion function, so it gets u pretty clean.

itís not a shower but it gets you 95% to where you were right after the shower.

wiping with paper canít do that at its best, and it can even make thing *worse*.

poo contains some fats and oils that are not water soluble. if you aren't washing with soap you aren't removing all the poo. i'm with jim silly-balls on this one.

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



graph posted:

i will smash an entire crave case stone sober

graph knows what's up

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Achmed Jones posted:

graph knows what's up
aaag distension

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Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



y'all are worse than tori with you "can't stop talking about stuff adults should already be able to do"

we all know how to clean our asses

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