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https://twitter.com/videojame_/status/1424101490491371526?s=21
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https://twitter.com/mayama_kodomo/status/1423476752450424835?s=21 lmao hey Smoka they are doing the Angry Yakuza voice but it's over getting in the way of a train photo.
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https://twitter.com/drilbot_neo/status/1424399754704809990?s=19 my hvac has so many holes and one of the ducts' dampers seems missing
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https://twitter.com/sarahndipity18/status/1424086639270367232?s=21
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very good find.
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https://twitter.com/Jon_Christian/status/1424806398928506881
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https://twitter.com/videogamedeals/status/1424555604744577026?s=19
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Sagebrush posted:Wouldn't that be like...the second or third time you had sex? How often are people looking at their own buttholes? i maintain that you have not actually had sex with someone until they have accidentally grabbed the tip of your nose by clenching their butthole. anything less is barely even 2nd base.
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:i maintain that you have not actually had sex with someone until they have accidentally grabbed the tip of your nose by clenching their butthole. sir, the question was "have you met this woman before?"
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:accidentally grabbed the tip of your nose by clenching their butthole. ![]()
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https://twitter.com/rachael_conrad/status/1424445475223187460?s=21
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i got this av for being too mean to the mentally ill cspam covid thread people for not having a bidet. i tried to show them there was a better way, a way free of dingleberries and where you don’t have to worry about pandemic related toilet paper shortages, but some people can’t handle truth.
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i keep it as a badge of an honorable, spotless anus
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:i keep it as a badge of an honorable, spotless anus
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:i tried to show them there was a better way, a way free of dingleberries and where you don’t have to worry about pandemic related toilet paper shortages, but some people can’t handle truth. frankly, it's sad. People just going through life with shitbutts pretending its ok and normal.
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I don’t want to stoke the unquenchable flames of bidet chat again but I feel like both wiping and a bidet are each not enough but in different ways look at it this way, if you got poo poo on your hand what would you do? would you just take a swipe at it with some toilet paper and call it good? no of course not! would you run it under some cold water and call it good? no, of course not! you would get hot water and soap, and you would scrub like crazy to get the poo poo off your hand therefore I propose that the only path to rear end cleanliness (which we all know is next to rear end godliness) is a shower, in which you get in there and scrub everything else is a holdover until you can shower. ![]()
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i sleep in a big toilet with steve jobs
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don't talk poo poo on bidets. theyre critical pieces of hardware that allow the infirm and disabled to go through life with some dignity.
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PokeJoe posted:i sleep in a big toilet with steve jobs ![]()
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this is your forums legacy
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Jonny 290 posted:don't talk poo poo on bidets. theyre critical pieces of hardware that allow the infirm and disabled to go through life with some dignity. I mean. I don’t think anyone is?
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get in with a diverter valve and a shower shot like every serious gay man you know
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:I mean. I don’t think anyone is? going through life with some dignity? yeah, not around here.
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right?
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https://twitter.com/tupacdurex/status/550059812780638208?s=21 this gif goes insanely hard
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https://twitter.com/phojochris/status/1416488725362655241?s=21
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Kenny Logins posted:https://twitter.com/tupacdurex/status/550059812780638208?s=21 ![]()
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https://twitter.com/TadeuszGiczan/status/1424734523519025152 Thread
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https://twitter.com/inaoifeble/status/1424920908653813760
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:therefore I propose that the only path to rear end cleanliness (which we all know is next to rear end godliness) is a shower, in which you get in there and scrub lowkey one of the reasons im absolutely dreading going back to the office ive had 17 months of pure cleanliness
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lmao a friend and i used to legit do a 30 case of white castle and a 30 case of beer back in the day. glad to see it's become a package deal
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sounds like a perfect weekend camp setup tbqh lol
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White castle is for situations where your intoxication and or self loathing exceeds even taco bell levels
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:I don’t want to stoke the unquenchable flames of bidet chat again but I feel like both wiping and a bidet are each not enough but in different ways first of all my middle of the road the bidet has heated water, a pulse function, and a nozzle wiggle motion function, so it gets u pretty clean. it’s not a shower but it gets you 95% to where you were right after the shower. wiping with paper can’t do that at its best, and it can even make thing *worse*.
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You know how they have those Japanese style steak houses where they cook the meat in front of you on a big metal plate, and the metal plate has a rectangular hole in it the the corner where the chef scrapes all the burned and inedible crap? That hole goes to white castle
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Sapozhnik posted:White castle is for situations where your intoxication and or self loathing exceeds even taco bell levels i will smash an entire crave case stone sober
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:first of all my middle of the road the bidet has heated water, a pulse function, and a nozzle wiggle motion function, so it gets u pretty clean. poo contains some fats and oils that are not water soluble. if you aren't washing with soap you aren't removing all the poo. i'm with jim silly-balls on this one.
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graph posted:i will smash an entire crave case stone sober graph knows what's up
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Achmed Jones posted:graph knows what's up
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# ? Jun 7, 2023 20:54 |
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y'all are worse than tori with you "can't stop talking about stuff adults should already be able to do" we all know how to clean our asses
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