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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > YOSPOS Tweets v1.3: ouiaboos
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FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
a professor of us history (whose blog i follow) stumbled into the yospos memespace:

https://twitter.com/davenoon1970/status/1438726300177371141

click though the thread to see him grow increasingly (if admiringly) baffled

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Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

Huh I thought this was the page for helicopter parenting

:eyepop:

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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



 https://twitter.com/pdxjohnny99/status/955641115822010368

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
 https://twitter.com/father_wendigo/status/1438865887105327105?s=21

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Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004

FMguru posted:

a professor of us history (whose blog i follow) stumbled into the yospos memespace:

https://twitter.com/davenoon1970/status/1438726300177371141

click though the thread to see him grow increasingly (if admiringly) baffled

it's my design - i hope it's from my store too

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Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



 oh he linked it! it is my store. FORTY CENTS HERE I COME!

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Hiram Grewgious posted:

oh he linked it! it is my store. FORTY CENTS HERE I COME!
this rules.

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Hiram Grewgious posted:

oh he linked it! it is my store. FORTY CENTS HERE I COME!

hell yeah

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.
:fart:

 https://twitter.com/ShitUserStory/status/1438789968101523460

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duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


 how it started
https://twitter.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1438855759006105602

how its going
https://twitter.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1438881486036406275

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

duz posted:

how it started
https://twitter.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1438855759006105602

how its going
https://twitter.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1438881486036406275

wow who could have foreseen this???

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Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

 https://twitter.com/thatsgoodweb/status/1438880516204335110?s=19

https://twitter.com/kennedytcooper/status/1438542076019413001?s=19

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mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

https://twitter.com/bayesianboy/status/1438697694533505024?s=21

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Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

https://twitter.com/thatsgoodweb/status/1438880516204335110?s=19

sick

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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007

Hiram Grewgious posted:

oh he linked it! it is my store. FORTY CENTS HERE I COME!

stack that copper

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

 Modern pennies are mostly zinc

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Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

Midjack posted:

stack that copper
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GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002



 https://twitter.com/bakerbakerbaker/status/1439011371828531201?s=21

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SporkOfTruth
Sep 1, 2006

this kid walked up to me and was like man schmitty your stache is ghetto and I was like whatever man your 3b look like a dishrag.

he was like damn.

mediaphage posted:

https://twitter.com/bayesianboy/status/1438697694533505024?s=21

this is the correct response, and the other replies to the original tweet are a horrorshow.

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.
:fart:

 https://twitter.com/JeffMcDev/status/1438996106847952904

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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007

Sagebrush posted:

Modern pennies are mostly zinc

thanks professor, next you'll tell me modern us federal reserve notes are made out of cotton or something and "stack that paper" is also inaccurate.

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

 i mean

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
what are nickels made out of?

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Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




 poo poo

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004

President Beep posted:

what are nickels made out of?

go to bed beep

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

jesus WEP posted:

go to bed beep

toddler woke up

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


 are they too mad about their chain probe to sleep?

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
lol

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

jesus WEP posted:

are they too mad about their chain probe to sleep?
:rackem:

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored

Midjack posted:

thanks professor, next you'll tell me modern us federal reserve notes are made out of cotton or something and "stack that paper" is also inaccurate.

traditionally, so is rag paper, used as a cheap rough draft surface for artists so in a way

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



 now if you tell me to get that cheddar you better be that one tough mouse from tom and jerry

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rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Midjack posted:

thanks professor, next you'll tell me modern us federal reserve notes are made out of cotton or something and "stack that paper" is also inaccurate.

paper made from cotton is still paper.

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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



 et tu, rotor?

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mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
 i have paper made out of rocks

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Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Sagebrush posted:

Modern pennies are mostly zinc
no 1 curr

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EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

mediaphage posted:

i have paper made out of rocks

i have rocks made out of scissors

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

A mischievous little mouse🐀!

mediaphage posted:

i have paper made out of rocks

i heard it's extremely lovely paper?

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored

3D Megadoodoo posted:

i heard it's extremely lovely paper?

hardly

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pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

mediaphage posted:

i have paper made out of rocks

if you or a loved one is diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to financial compensation

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Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



 :toot:
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