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got'emDGC773 posted:Hello friends,
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# ? Apr 8, 2021 13:13 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 14:12 |
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I support our goons on all fronts. Hell, I even volunteered for CyberNations at one point. In the end, it is not about winning or losing battles, or even wars. Its about making pixels disappear, and harvesting those sweet pubbie tears. Because pubbies are the scum of the earth and must be defeated.
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# ? Apr 8, 2021 20:55 |
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Nosfereefer posted:I support our goons on all fronts. Hell, I even volunteered for CyberNations at one point. In the end, it is not about winning or losing battles, or even wars. Its about making pixels disappear, and harvesting those sweet pubbie tears. Because pubbies are the scum of the earth and must be defeated. Friend, the game can be played for free and with a minimal time investment. This is a good time to harvest pubbie tears and destroy the belongings of people who are too dumb to deserve them. This is a valuable ship that used to belong to some dumb guy who bought into the propaganda that they own our space now and that it is safe for them to pretend we're not there. There are many good reasons to join at the moment, a few of them are even EVE related. There's pvp straight off the undock, bads only 1 jump away and we have our very own DJ on Saturday nights: https://twitch.tv/mind1
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# ? Apr 8, 2021 21:13 |
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:Can I join? You may
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# ? May 6, 2021 16:42 |
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Phlegmish posted:You may have you made enough isk to buy me a keepstar yet? you promised
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# ? May 6, 2021 22:16 |
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Rutibex posted:have you made enough isk to buy me a keepstar yet? you promised You can have the one in T5Z. My gift to you.
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# ? May 6, 2021 22:48 |
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Welp.
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# ? May 6, 2021 22:54 |
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Nosfereefer posted:I support our goons on all fronts. Hell, I even volunteered for CyberNations at one point. In the end, it is not about winning or losing battles, or even wars. Its about making pixels disappear, and harvesting those sweet pubbie tears. Because pubbies are the scum of the earth and must be defeated. It's a shame I've found EVE boring as sin the two times I've given it a shot, otherwise I'd be right there with you applying. Playing with goons is usually pretty fun, and we tend to piss off the worst kinds of nerds.
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# ? May 6, 2021 22:58 |
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Animal-Mother posted:Welp. For those of us who don't play Eve but love the stories, what terrible thing has happened in this map?
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# ? May 6, 2021 23:04 |
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It appears that TEST has taken over delve but I don't eve so I might be wrong
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# ? May 6, 2021 23:15 |
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Animal-Mother posted:Welp. Finally free from the shackles of POS warfare, our wolfpacks will rule the stars!!!
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# ? May 7, 2021 01:25 |
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Guildenstern Mother posted:It appears that TEST has taken over delve but I don't eve so I might be wrong Is TEST goons? I'm guessing yes?
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# ? May 7, 2021 02:59 |
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TAPI are the ones that want to drive goons into the sea and slay them to the last clone.
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# ? May 7, 2021 03:22 |
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Animal-Mother posted:Welp. what that bit at the bottom though
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# ? May 7, 2021 03:31 |
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So goons on the ropes? Thought this war was in the bag
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# ? May 7, 2021 04:10 |
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Rutibex posted:what that bit at the bottom though some dudes, i dunno https://sov.space/
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# ? May 7, 2021 04:28 |
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What the gently caress is eve online. For real
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# ? May 7, 2021 04:31 |
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Something about a blender and a beautiful oblivion
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# ? May 7, 2021 04:38 |
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the chief v2 posted:What the gently caress is eve online. For real A miserable pile of spaceships.
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# ? May 7, 2021 04:58 |
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pnumoman posted:So goons on the ropes? Thought this war was in the bag yeah they have captured all our space except the capitol city lol. we're basically in a Siege of Constantinople situation right now
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# ? May 7, 2021 14:44 |
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The canonical end of goonfleet was when karttoon dropped sov
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# ? May 7, 2021 15:18 |
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Finally some comedy on our comedy forum
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# ? May 7, 2021 15:35 |
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Well WHAT THE gently caress HAPPENED?
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# ? May 7, 2021 16:03 |
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Is there a before map for those of us who don't play the game but love the stories?
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# ? May 7, 2021 16:20 |
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Turns out goons are worthless without their bacon points.
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# ? May 7, 2021 16:32 |
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Buy goonish victory bonds
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# ? May 7, 2021 18:05 |
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Chitin posted:Well WHAT THE gently caress HAPPENED? Sentient Data posted:Is there a before map for those of us who don't play the game but love the stories? i made a gif, time starts around mid october 2020 and ends today:
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# ? May 7, 2021 18:12 |
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Did they seriously add warp gates to travel to Period Basis from outside of Delve/Querious? When did that happen?
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# ? May 7, 2021 18:57 |
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So is there any summary of how the collapse happened?
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# ? May 7, 2021 19:03 |
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Vernii posted:So is there any summary of how the collapse happened? Somewhere along the past 18 years of EVE being around, goons managed to piss off every single person, organization, and alliance in the game. In 2020 after being left to our own devices allowing years of unmolested hoarding of wealth and power, the entire rest of the game decided to band together because of our past transgressions. We're now about a full 12 months later, and down to our last few goon-held systems.
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# ? May 7, 2021 19:08 |
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Even if goons die the entire game will be forever mad And that is special
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# ? May 7, 2021 19:16 |
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Well, at least I can finally forget this game exists at all when the goon presence finally disappears. Farewell EVE, you were the game with the most interesting drama I never played.
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# ? May 7, 2021 19:22 |
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pnumoman posted:Well, at least I can finally forget this game exists at all when the goon presence finally disappears. Farewell EVE, you were the game with the most interesting drama I never played. Goons are like bedbugs. You can't ever get rid of them.
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# ? May 7, 2021 19:40 |
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so that bacon bot guy didn't even just leave, he's more like a rat escaping from a sinking ship
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# ? May 7, 2021 19:42 |
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Except he wasn't even on the ship. He wanted on the ship, got denied, then wandered off when be got bored.
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# ? May 7, 2021 20:29 |
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pnumoman posted:Well, at least I can finally forget this game exists at all when the goon presence finally disappears. Farewell EVE, you were the game with the most interesting drama I never played. They've spent the last 11 months trying to exterminate us and I don't see them succeeding anytime soon Join now,
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# ? May 7, 2021 22:48 |
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Phlegmish posted:They've spent the last 11 months trying to exterminate us and I don't see them succeeding anytime soon What happens when they win?
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# ? May 7, 2021 23:52 |
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sebmojo posted:What happens when they win? They run out of reasons to play. Also I asked over in the main Eve thread re: the status of all this and they said between when the invasion started and now they nerfed all the space-land being conquered so other than destroying goons they don't get anything out of it. I assume destroying goons was always the point, but I guess the goon homeland was incredibly valuable / prosperous before.
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# ? May 7, 2021 23:58 |
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Sentient Data posted:Is there a before map for those of us who don't play the game but love the stories? here's the archive of the sovereignty maps: https://www.verite.space/maps/influence/ In the past, the "Horn of Goondor" would've been blown and a massive recruitment drive would have been attempted. If that happened this time around, I didn't notice it. I tried to rejoin but couldn't. Oh well. The "pubbies" have finally defeated the "goonies" and the "iskies" and "toonies" will dwindle until somebody in Iceland unplugs the server.
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Fantastic Foreskin posted:They run out of reasons to play. the region wasn't particularly valuable as far as resources, but the geography was such that a large area could be protected by a central capital fleet. every star system in Delve is within a single jump of 1DQ, so we were able to park our fleet there and mine every star system in a huge region unopposed. just being able to mine safely is what made goons so productive. CCP nerfed all of the minerals in conquerable space and a bunch of other things, so its not valuable to mine any more like it was
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