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CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.



Welcome to Weekend at Bernie's Mafia this is a mafia game for 12 players.



This is a mafia game about the blockbuster smash hit movie Weekend at Bernie's.

A horror movie about a man who is dead and his employees viciously taking advantage of the fact that he is dead for their own sick fulfillment.

Watch in terror as they desecrate a corpse repeatedly.

https://discord.gg/PHWmtVg :siren: discord required :siren: Please join my server using that link if you want to play or observe.

Standard Mafia Rules apply.

I'll be using Podima's anti lurk rules:

If you don't make at least 10 posts in a game day, you will be permanently ON NOTICE for the rest of the game. Tut tut!

If you are already ON NOTICE and do not make at least 10 posts on any subsequent game day, you will be FREELY LIGHTS OUT EXECUTABLE the next day. (Your execution will not end the day, but your flip will be posted at the end of the day!)

The above rules will be disregarded if hammer happens more than 24 hours before deadline or the game day lasts less than 24 hours (or otherwise based on mod judgment), and will hopefully only be in effect for the first 2-3 game days if you're all good people.


Days will be 48 hours and nights will be 24.
Executions will use Plurality


  1. CCKeane
  2. Grandicap (He, Him)
  3. Hal Insandenza (he/him/hal)
  4. Idle Amalgam
  5. JOHN CENA (his)
  6. ObamaAkbar. (He/him)
  7. Retro Futurist (He/him/opop)
  8. Rhymes With Clue
  9. Sandwolf (He/Him)
  10. spacing in vienna (she, her)
  11. Toalpaz (THEY THEM)
  12. Voodoofly (He/Him/Whatever)

CapitalistPig fucked around with this message at 19:53 on Feb 9, 2021

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Idle Amalgam
Mar 7, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021

pigmans posted:

A horror movie about a man who is dead and his employees viciously taking advantage of the fact that he is dead for their own sick fulfillment.

Watch in terror as they desecrate a corpse repeatedly.

In lol

Retro Futurist
Aug 8, 2007

Yesterday's Tomorrow,
Today!




:zpatriot:

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



I'm constitutionally obligated to play this game, however I am going to be farting around a lot so I don't get worked up.

So I'm saying it here, so I can quote this post during the game later, "yes I am just dicking around a bunch, but I'm still right."

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo



Iím here for it

Grandicap
Feb 8, 2006



Sure.

Hal Insandenza
Feb 12, 2004




Oh for sure

spacing in vienna
Jan 4, 2007

people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?




Lipstick Apathy

I'm totally not dead. Could I be posting to this account if I were dead? Someone who got abruptly murdered couldn't be sitting here waving awkwardly to the neighbors and posting on something awful.

Toalpaz
Mar 20, 2012

Peace through overwhelming determination


I will bravely find all the scum. No, I will not share who they are with town. In fact I will mislead town.

ObamaAkbar.
Apr 7, 2009



Alright

STONE COLD 64
Oct 20, 2006


FOOTBALL SEASON IS FINALLY OVER AND THAT MEANS IT IS NOW JOHN CENA SEASON

Rhymes With Clue
Nov 18, 2010



Should I do this? Oh probably not but what the hell.

Voodoofly
Jul 3, 2002


Yup.

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo



Whattup Voodoo!!

Voodoofly
Jul 3, 2002


It snowed today in Vancouver. Like falling on my front door.

Iíve never lived where it snowed at my doorstep.

So doing pretty good.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

That's a full game. Role PM's will go out soon and the game will start tomorrow afternoonish eastern when I wake up.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Role PM's are sent. Closing thread until tomorrow afternoon.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

It is day 1, the horror begins.

votefinder
Jul 6, 2010

scoop scoop


Votecount for Day 1



Not Voting (12): CCKeane, Grandicap, Hal Insandenza, Idle Amalgam, JOHN CENA, ObamaAkbar., Retro Futurist, Rhymes With Clue, Sandwolf, spacing in vienna, Toalpaz, Voodoofly

With 12 alive, it's 7 votes to execute. The current deadline is February 11th, 2021 at 1:39 p.m. EST -- that's in about 1 day, 23 hours.

Toalpaz
Mar 20, 2012

Peace through overwhelming determination


Sus of everyone to have not posted yet at this time of day.

Rhymes With Clue
Nov 18, 2010



Oh yes. Need a new corpse here.

Grandicap
Feb 8, 2006



What's wrong with the old corpse?

Grandicap
Feb 8, 2006



As someone who has not watched this movie in 15-20 years, does it hold up?

STONE COLD 64
Oct 20, 2006


Grandicap posted:

As someone who has not watched this movie in 15-20 years, does it hold up?

i just watched it maybe a month ago, visually it is absolutely a relic but it holds up mostly fine

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Oh sorry, I forgot to mention

Executions are going to be

Plurality

I will add this to the op

Grandicap
Feb 8, 2006



CapitalistPig posted:

Oh sorry, I forgot to mention

Executions are going to be

Plurality

I will add this to the op

Why did
you go all ee


cumm
ings ON
this post
?

ObamaAkbar.
Apr 7, 2009



I have never seen this movie

Grandicap
Feb 8, 2006



Dammit, it ate my formatting. Mafia Edit:

CapitalistPig posted:

Oh sorry, I forgot to mention

Executions are going to be

Plurality

I will add this to the op
code:
Why did 
       you go all ee 


cumm
                ings ON 
    this post
                                                ?

Retro Futurist
Aug 8, 2007

Yesterday's Tomorrow,
Today!




I'm sorry I voted
Plurality
It was so delicious and
Cold

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo



Youíre cumming where Grandi?!

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo



Retro Futurist posted:

I'm sorry I voted
Plurality
It was so delicious and
Cold

this is a different guy!!

Retro Futurist
Aug 8, 2007

Yesterday's Tomorrow,
Today!




Because I could not stop and wait for sand
Sand kindly stopped and waited for me

Grandicap
Feb 8, 2006



Sandwolf posted:

Youíre cumming where Grandi?!

You had to go low brow with it Sandy.
Pearls before swine.

Grandicap
Feb 8, 2006



Retro Futurist posted:

Because I could not stop and wait for sand
Sand kindly stopped and waited for me

In the carriage but yourselves and a vigilante?

Grandicap
Feb 8, 2006



Grandicap posted:

In the carriage but yourselves and a vigilante?

In the carriage just yourselves, a two-man masonry.

Fits the meter better.

Rhymes With Clue
Nov 18, 2010



Thread is going to the doggerel.

Yeah, that didn't work. Sounded better in my head. Also, doggerel rhymes.

ObamaAkbar.
Apr 7, 2009



Am I some kind of philistine? Wtf are you all on about

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo



Grandicap posted:

You had to go low brow with it Sandy.
Pearls before swine.

I am an uncultured swine, there is no brow low enough

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo



this is my favorite excerpt from poetry, no joke:

Trout Fishing in America posted:

A little ways up from the shack was an outhouse with its door flung violently open. The inside of the outhouse was ex¨posed like a human face and the outhouse seemed to say, ďThe old guy who built me crapped in here 9, 745 times and heís dead now and I donít want anyone else to touch me. He was a good guy. He built me with loving care. Leave me alone. Iím a monument now to a good rear end gone under. Thereís no mystery here. Thatís why the doorís open. If you have to crap, go in the bushes like the deer.Ē

ďgently caress you,Ē I said to the outhouse. ďAll I want is a ride down the river.Ē

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Hal Insandenza
Feb 12, 2004




dhaes was the ee cummings of mafia

Man that was brutal to type with autocorrect on my phone

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