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Voodoofly: Jul 3, 2002; Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help

Hello people.

I know I’ve seen Weekend at Bernies, but it was probably over 30 years ago. And it was probably the sequel where he is a voodoo zombie.

# ? Feb 9, 2021 21:36

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# ? Jun 30, 2022 07:32

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I'm going to subtly donut crumb my role so nobody with be able to guess it.

# ? Feb 9, 2021 21:42

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Anyway it's Retrofuturist.

# ? Feb 9, 2021 21:43

Sandwolf: Jan 23, 2007; i'll be harpo

CCKeane posted:

I'm going to subtly donut crumb my role so nobody with be able to guess it.

Keane claiming cop wtf

# ? Feb 9, 2021 21:45

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Sandwolf posted:

Keane claiming cop wtf

I did not such thing, but if I were a cop, I'd ask you to mind your Ps and Ds since I'd be trying to be sneaky about it.

# ? Feb 9, 2021 21:52

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I can't believe sandwolf is BADGEring me.

# ? Feb 9, 2021 21:55

Idle Amalgam: Mar 7, 2008; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021

I'm a buff dude.

# ? Feb 9, 2021 21:57

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; Oh no, not me
We never lost control

CCKeane posted:

Anyway it's Retrofuturist.

Sounds like a pretty op role

# ? Feb 9, 2021 22:04

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Retro Futurist posted:

Sounds like a pretty op role

It's so op it's op twice.

That's right, it's po op.

# ? Feb 9, 2021 22:06

Toalpaz: Mar 20, 2012; Peace through overwhelming determination

Retro Futurist posted:

I'm sorry I voted
Plurality
It was so delicious and
Cold

TOWN

Hal Insandenza posted:

dhaes was the ee cummings of mafia

Man that was brutal to type with autocorrect on my phone

SCUM

Voodoofly posted:

Hello people.

I know I’ve seen Weekend at Bernies, but it was probably over 30 years ago. And it was probably the sequel where he is a voodoo zombie.

TOWN

CCKeane posted:

I'm going to subtly donut crumb my role so nobody with be able to guess it.

SCUM

# ? Feb 9, 2021 22:08

Toalpaz: Mar 20, 2012; Peace through overwhelming determination

##vote grandicap

# ? Feb 9, 2021 22:08

Grandicap: Feb 8, 2006

Is this a new thing Toal, the first post vote thing?
I know I got up someone's craw about it a game not terribly long past. Was it you? I don't think it was you.

# ? Feb 9, 2021 22:14

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I agree that Grandicap is scum.

# ? Feb 9, 2021 22:16

Hal Insandenza: Feb 12, 2004

Sure glad I posted after grandicap

# ? Feb 9, 2021 22:26

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Retro Futurist posted:

I'm sorry I voted
Plurality
It was so delicious and
Cold

Shall I part my hair behind? Do I dare to eat a peach?
I will wear white flannel trousers and walk upon the beach
I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each

They seem to think my friend Bernie's dead?

# ? Feb 9, 2021 22:28

Grandicap: Feb 8, 2006

CCKeane posted:

I agree that Grandicap is scum.

Only in my heart Keane.

# ? Feb 9, 2021 22:33

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Grandicap posted:

Only in my heart Keane.

You know what heart rhymes with? Fart.

And that's because your story STINKS.

# ? Feb 9, 2021 22:36

Sandwolf: Jan 23, 2007; i'll be harpo

Poop, from a butt

# ? Feb 9, 2021 22:40

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Grandicap posted:

Is this a new thing Toal, the first post vote thing?
I know I got up someone's craw about it a game not terribly long past. Was it you? I don't think it was you.

Anyway I wasn't really joking too much about Grand being scum this is a bad post, if Parappa the Rappa saw this post he'd say "you're posting bad!" and then idk fold himself into a boat and sadly float down a gentle stream.

# ? Feb 9, 2021 22:44

Grandicap: Feb 8, 2006

I have a distinct memory of fighting tooth and nail against the concept of making alignment calls off of people first posts and only their first posts.
I think it was Tom Tucker though, and I am also I am pretty sure I was scum that game.

That Toal post just gave me wicked deja vu and I was trying to place it.
I think I have, generically, but not the specific game.

# ? Feb 9, 2021 22:49

Rhymes With Clue: Nov 18, 2010

Ugh, poetry, mostly I hate it
with some exceptions, we could debate it

# ? Feb 9, 2021 22:53

Toalpaz: Mar 20, 2012; Peace through overwhelming determination

Grandicap posted:

I have a distinct memory of fighting tooth and nail against the concept of making alignment calls off of people first posts and only their first posts.
I think it was Tom Tucker though, and I am also I am pretty sure I was scum that game.

That Toal post just gave me wicked deja vu and I was trying to place it.
I think I have, generically, but not the specific game.

It isn't uncommon for me to do stuff like this for fun.

# ? Feb 9, 2021 22:54

Toalpaz: Mar 20, 2012; Peace through overwhelming determination

Toalpaz posted:

It isn't uncommon for me to do stuff like this for fun.

I know because I meticulously looked over all my previous games to cultivate a convincing persona.

# ? Feb 9, 2021 22:54

Rhymes With Clue: Nov 18, 2010

CCKeane posted:

You know what heart rhymes with? Fart.

And that's because your story STINKS.

You--you have plagiarized my username. I will see you in court, sir!

# ? Feb 9, 2021 22:54

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

There once was a poet on something awful,
Who used to consider himself lawful
But now he breaks rhyme schemes,
And posts terrible memes,
All in all he's just a troll.

# ? Feb 9, 2021 22:56

Voodoofly: Jul 3, 2002; Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help

Am I dead, or Bernie, or both? Because all this poetry does remind me of my own personal hell.

Rhymes With Clue posted:

Ugh, poetry, mostly I hate it
with some exceptions, we could debate it

This one was the least bad, though, so not voting you.

# ? Feb 9, 2021 23:06

Sandwolf: Jan 23, 2007; i'll be harpo

*walks in, all alive and normal, wearing sunglasses, supported by two super good friends*

AHHHHHHH

# ? Feb 10, 2021 02:54

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Sandwolf posted:

*walks in, all alive and normal, wearing sunglasses, supported by two super good friends*

AHHHHHHH

Oooo look at me I'm Sandwolf I have friends I can lean on for support and sunglasses I'm super cool ooooo.

That's basically what you sound like right now.

# ? Feb 10, 2021 03:39

Voodoofly: Jul 3, 2002; Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help

CCKeane posted:

Oooo look at me I'm Sandwolf I have friends I can lean on for support and sunglasses I'm super cool ooooo.

That's basically what you sound like right now.

CCK do you need a friend? I can be a friend. I can support you. I can even accompany you to a sunglasses shop.

As long as you promise no more poetry.

# ? Feb 10, 2021 04:10

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Voodoofly posted:

Am I dead, or Bernie, or both? Because all this poetry does remind me of my own personal hell.

As Bernie Lomax awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into an enormous dead guy.

# ? Feb 10, 2021 05:00

ObamaAkbar.: Apr 7, 2009; DesiredPopulationMin = 3
DesiredPopulationMax = 19
AverageDeathsPerDay = 6
WeaponsUsed = 13

drat you nerds still talking about poetry?

# ? Feb 10, 2021 06:07

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

ObamaAkbar. posted:

drat you nerds still talking about poetry?

"How do you do, fellow kids?"

##vote obama

# ? Feb 10, 2021 08:24

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Is anybody else up? We could poo poo up the thread overnight with pet pictures or roast marshmallows

# ? Feb 10, 2021 08:36

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Voodoofly posted:

CCK do you need a friend? I can be a friend. I can support you. I can even accompany you to a sunglasses shop.

As long as you promise no more poetry.

How do you feel about spoken word albums?

# ? Feb 10, 2021 10:55

Idle Amalgam: Mar 7, 2008; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021

Who is scum?

# ? Feb 10, 2021 13:14

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Idle Amalgam posted:

Who is scum?

No, they're on first.

# ? Feb 10, 2021 14:26

Voodoofly: Jul 3, 2002; Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help

CCKeane posted:

How do you feel about spoken word albums?

# ? Feb 10, 2021 16:25

Voodoofly: Jul 3, 2002; Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help

spacing in vienna posted:

Is anybody else up? We could poo poo up the thread overnight with pet pictures or roast marshmallows

Why didn’t you just post post post by yourself.

We like pet pictures. Some people like marshmallows and i like watching things burn.

I feel like you need to get on Island Time and just go with the flow, stop worrying if other people will join in.

# ? Feb 10, 2021 16:29

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; Oh no, not me
We never lost control

Voodoofly posted:

Why didn’t you just post post post by yourself.

We like pet pictures. Some people like marshmallows and i like watching things burn.

I feel like you need to get on Island Time and just go with the flow, stop worrying if other people will join in.

Excuse me, Mainlander. Island Time is our thing

# ? Feb 10, 2021 16:39

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# ? Jun 30, 2022 07:32

Voodoofly: Jul 3, 2002; Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help

I’m haole but I’m cool buddy. Go ask Auntie at the Kava Stop.

# ? Feb 10, 2021 16:43

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