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Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier




Hit in the dick so hard it tore his groin

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Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~


Kind Friend posted:

what do we think happened here? if it was a nut shot why is he saying his leg is hosed up?

he said he can't straighten his leg cos of the pain in his groin, which makes sense

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.


FishBowlRobot posted:

Are we about to see a real heavyweight fight in rd 3?

Yep.

Goofballs
Jun 2, 2011


This one is fun, I hate their hair but its a good fight

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

MURALI



Nothing to do with this fight, but is kicking someone in the eye with your toe legal?

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014



Fun fight

Goofballs
Jun 2, 2011


Do they not score on damage? I thought it was just damage but if they can't tell the difference its ring control, aggressiveness or whatever more ephemeral thing

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"


Ratios and Tendency posted:

Nothing to do with this fight, but is kicking someone in the eye with your toe legal?

Yes

Cat Zingano lost to Megan Anderson because Cat got either cut or at least scratched on her eyeball from a highkick from Megan.

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~


man Munoz has taken some cracking shots

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003



Pena should be so much better than he is

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014



Radical 90s Wizard posted:

man Munoz has taken some cracking shots

Yeah, I feel like Dom and Bisping are underselling Pena a bit, he's snapped Munoz's head back quite a bit

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~


G-Hawk posted:

Pena should be so much better than he is


Or how good he apparently thinks he is

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

MURALI



LobsterMobster posted:

Yes

Cat Zingano lost to Megan Anderson because Cat got either cut or at least scratched on her eyeball from a highkick from Megan.

It seems like something that would produce horrific injuries if a fighter decided to start trying for it.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"


Ratios and Tendency posted:

It seems like something that would produce horrific injuries if a fighter decided to start trying for it.

Yeah, but I would imagine missing, and landing toe-first to the forehead just results in a broken toe

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006





Ratios and Tendency posted:

It seems like something that would produce horrific injuries if a fighter decided to start trying for it.

Can fighters even accurately aim for the eye with a kick?

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.







Is there a standing record for amount of 29-28 splits in a single night

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

do Thai fighters usually have fight stances like that? I usually think of them being a lot higher. or is it trying to stop takedowns that's causing that?

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Lipstick Apathy

LobsterMobster posted:

Yeah, but I would imagine missing, and landing toe-first to the forehead just results in a broken toe

yeah. i couldn't imagine being a toe-to-the-eye-kick specialist. it seems like such a circus trick it shouldn't be illegal, but i get it

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014



Cortez's ground and pound is cool

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

Hey Sid Do you believe in UFOs, astral projections, mental telepathy, ESP, clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster, and the theory of Atlantis?

Fun Shoe

Watch this refs eyebrows. It's mesmerizing. He twitches them every few seconds

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014



Good fight, I have no idea who won though

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003



Split decision day

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

cortez is a cutie

Dr Interweb
May 18, 2005

Cow Polls


I've never seen more than three split decisions in a night, is this a record?

double negative
Jul 7, 2003




i liked cortez's gnp and found kish's movement on the feet extremely weird and disconcerting so i'm cool with that decision

Goofballs
Jun 2, 2011


jesus, we still have an arlovski fight to get through before the main event

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003



Goofballs posted:

jesus, we still have an arlovski fight to get through before the main event

another split decision incoming

Nierbo
Dec 4, 2010


Malcouns fighting like a dagestani. Good showing so far

Goofballs
Jun 2, 2011


Nierbo posted:

Malcouns fighting like a dagestani. Good showing so far

He locks his leg behind the other guy's knee a bit but he doesn't seem to get as much out of it. This is a thorough wrestlefucking though

Kind Friend
Sep 9, 2013



lmbo ortega looks like poo poo. why the gently caress is he in his car

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Lipstick Apathy

Kind Friend posted:

lmbo ortega looks like poo poo. why the gently caress is he in his car

it is the only place an american man can shoot his own videos in the 2020s, afaik

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

oretaga looks like a recent victim of the t-virus

Nierbo
Dec 4, 2010


Former Heavyweight Champion Of The World!

*Cuts to what looks like 1930s footage from a Russian Halloween party

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

MURALI



Oh boy Arlovski buckle up everyone

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



Nierbo posted:

Former Heavyweight Champion Of The World!

*Cuts to what looks like 1930s footage from a Russian Halloween party

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Lipstick Apathy

i once wrestled a fella with bacne so bad there were a pair of blood stoppages cuz my arms were covered in his pus and blood. he may have grown up to be chase sherman. it is like a constellation map on his back, goddamn

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014



Chase is starting to huff and puff a bit, Arlovski 29-28 incoming

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

MURALI



Chase looks terrible.

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003



this is a textbook arlovski fight

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chaleski
Apr 25, 2014



Arlovski is gonna split decision unranked heavyweights until the heat death of the universe

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