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HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005





Buck Wildman posted:

are we talking about the knife trick robot what's happening here

Unfortunately, no. We are talking about a man in Atlanta Georgia who routinely tricks people into having exorcisms performed by him and his two sisters and appearing on cable ghost hunting shows. He created his own Catholic Church and performs mass in the basement of his house.

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HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005





Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Grimey Drawer

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Unfortunately, no. We are talking about a man in Atlanta Georgia who routinely tricks people into having exorcisms performed by him and his two sisters and appearing on cable ghost hunting shows. He created his own Catholic Church and performs mass in the basement of his house.

he sounds cool af op

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005





Buck Wildman posted:

he sounds cool af op

Except he's an anti-vaxer anti-masker asking his flock to pray the pandemic restrictions are lifted so he can go to Vegas on New Year's Eve. Oh, and if they don't pray hard enough to make it happen he's going to smash his overpriced bottle of maker's mark bourbon and we don't want that to happen, do we now

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010



Nap Ghost

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

Except he's an anti-vaxer anti-masker asking his flock to pray the pandemic restrictions are lifted so he can go to Vegas on New Year's Eve. Oh, and if they don't pray hard enough to make it happen he's going to smash his overpriced bottle of maker's mark bourbon and we don't want that to happen, do we now

Elijah Craig

And if he really wanted me to be concerned about a bottle of bourbon he'd have bought Pappy Van Winkle.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005





Zeroisanumber posted:

Elijah Craig

And if he really wanted me to be concerned about a bottle of bourbon he'd have bought Pappy Van Winkle.

correct, it is a bottle of Elijah Craig. It's not the bourbon he's concerned about. he's like every other chud who's mad that a piece of cloth and closing down places where groups of people spread a deadly disease takes away his freedom

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005





Another installment of the call-in show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lv0AWJcQQgA






quote:

Join Bishop Bryan Ouellette and Sr. Mary Joan as they welcome new guest Michael Grosso, Ph.D. to the show. They will be discussing the nature of reality and how reality builds itself around our collective perceptions. They will also explore how the paranormal relates to the function of consciousness, using UFO's, miracles, ghosts, and demons as a template for analysis. Do these things exist at all? Do they exist the way believers in them think they do? Is there even more to paranormal experience than any one of us can possibly imagine?

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005





:siren: STARTING NOW :siren:

Tonight's discussion/call-in show is about the favorite ouija board demon ZOZO. They have a special guest who is an expert on ZOZO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UJAdRtodt0

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005





So far Bishop Bryan says the church has the right to deny Joe Biden the eucharist. Off to a great start!

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

I'll leave the past in the past, tomorrow's not promised
And today's just an anime titty I guess that's why it's the present







Joe Biden should just start his own church to keep receiving the Eucharist

its working for Bishop Bryan

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005





The special guest says he was laughed out of many chat rooms for talking about ZOZO and people assumed he was crazy, and they still do.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010



Nap Ghost

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

So far Bishop Bryan says the church has the right to deny Joe Biden the eucharist. Off to a great start!

It does, tho the idea of Pope Francis being that impolitic is an insult to the office of the pope.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005





Tonight on Bishop Bryan's call-in show they have special guest Eugenie Bondurant who played the occultist in the most recent installment of The Conjuring movie franchise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIE82O117JM

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005





Ahahaha, this went from interviewing an actor about a movie they were in to how actors acting in movies about demons can subconsciously call demons so they show up for real. Now bishop bryan is talking about rape and how that's related to demonic possession.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005








COVID was a cover for the alien invasion of earth

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46U97LIHA_E

Basement church has begun.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

I'll leave the past in the past, tomorrow's not promised
And today's just an anime titty I guess that's why it's the present







did this guy have any opinions about the Pope restricting the spread of Latin Mass

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005





Tonight's homily is about how most people call themselves Christians but don't fundamentally understand the basic principle of what being a Christian is. So far he's called those people assholes.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005





Oh now he's complaining how the people are being scattered through politics and people today live in prison because of want of power.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005





The Bishop just announced he and his wife Sister Maximilian will be celebrating 19 years of marriage this weekend so they will not be available.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V9GErvKS-U

he's gone from doppelgangers to 30 minutes of begging for donations by talking about how much he hates begging for donations.

hellotoothpaste
Dec 21, 2006

I dare you to call it a perm again..



I havenít watched yet but I already donít like basement church very much

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014



23 year old seems too old for a bishop

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005





hellotoothpaste posted:

I havenít watched yet but I already donít like basement church very much

here is the upcoming call-in show lineup for the next few weeks.






this is a Christian ministry your $70 monthly membership pledge makes all this possible.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005





basement church begun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQdPUpr3fY8

etalian
Mar 20, 2006




The basement, not just for playing World of Warcraft

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005





:negative:



Who will exorcise the demons on cable tv now?

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005





Time for Basement Church. Today is the mass of the 19th sunday of ordinary time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM1wIWLA62c

Tonight's homily is about radical liberal twitter tweeting about vaccines saving the world and blaming trumpers for not getting vaxed.

Also praise trump for giving us the vaccine nobody should get.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS has issued a correction as of 23:52 on Aug 7, 2021

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005





:qq: WHY WON'T MORE PEOPLE GIVE ME MONEY :qq:



This guy literally preaches COVID is a hoax to force us to stay indoors so we don't see the UFOs and aliens our government is actively meeting with.

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HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyNWKOo5TI0

Yes, basement church is still happening

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