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Hi all it's time for our quarterly 10% time sprint. I know it's been cancelled for the past two years but I bet you are all very excited Remember all your pitches must align with our company goals and tech leadership will approve them if they do. Once approved you can use the excel sheet to sign up and if we feel the project aligns with your personal goals we will approve your assignment. If you do not sign up to a project we will assign you one we feel matches your personal goals. If your product manager has reached out to us about urgent priorities you will not be allowed to work on a project, but you can still pitch your idea!
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# ? May 20, 2021 16:18 |
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# ? Oct 8, 2024 19:57 |
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nick just told me it's canceled this year too. cfo says we need to focus on the big accounts
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# ? May 20, 2021 16:23 |
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i quit
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# ? May 20, 2021 16:49 |
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why did we schedule this a month before the big product launch? half of engineering is furiously working to fix bugs so we can meet the arbitrary deadline you set
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# ? May 26, 2021 00:11 |
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Can we get the swag anyway?
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# ? May 26, 2021 00:19 |
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i would like to propose that the burp piano,,,should have an option to fart as well
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# ? May 26, 2021 00:26 |
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I’m thinking we should get a good unit test framework going it could seriously cut down on the amount of hotf . . . oh sorry I’ll try to think of something more product focused
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# ? May 26, 2021 00:36 |
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MrQueasy posted:Can we get the swag anyway? im sorry there will be no swag this year. we did a cost analysis of one of our designers spending a few hours a year making a tshirt and deemed it was an unauthorized allocation of funds but dont worry we have docked their PTO in the appropriate amount that they spent making last years hackasaurus shirts.
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# ? May 26, 2021 00:49 |
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Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:im sorry there will be no swag this year. we did a cost analysis of one of our designers spending a few hours a year making a tshirt and deemed it was an unauthorized allocation of funds Please help yourself to a complementary company branded napkin though.
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# ? May 26, 2021 00:55 |
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MrQueasy posted:Can we get the swag anyway? oh....... a company-branded battery charger..... thanks.............
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# ? May 26, 2021 06:05 |
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Truman Peyote posted:oh....... a company-branded battery charger..... thanks............. This year, the infosec team was going to hand out usb sticks!
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# ? May 26, 2021 06:38 |
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the winning team will be allowed to pick something from the swag cabinet, featuring conference swag from the past decade, including reusable grocery bags, a phone charger, and a pack of pens!
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# ? May 26, 2021 14:41 |
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autoforwarding all my mails to jonny
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# ? May 26, 2021 14:54 |
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gonna take this time to document how some of our code works. lol just kidding, I’m going to write a progressquest clone using company memes
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# ? May 26, 2021 15:45 |
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takin PTO
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# ? May 26, 2021 23:43 |
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Neslepaks posted:i quit Tatsujin posted:takin PTO
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# ? May 27, 2021 07:01 |
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im going to spend a poo poo-ton of time writing something up while knowing with 100% certainty nothing's going to be done
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# ? May 27, 2021 07:02 |
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:poo poo-ton
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# ? May 27, 2021 07:14 |
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i have a note from my doctor that entitles me extra 10% time
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# ? May 27, 2021 11:50 |
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I'll write an AI in my 10% time, it'll revolutionise
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# ? May 27, 2021 12:16 |
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I think it's time for something truly revolutionary. For my 10% time proposal, I want to write a new messaging app.
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# ? May 27, 2021 18:12 |
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look id like to help with the user testing but i really need to get the powerpoint together for the final presentation by the way who is your favorite muppet so i can put together the team slide
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# ? May 27, 2021 18:31 |
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# ? Oct 8, 2024 19:57 |
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Yes I will reinvent the wheel on one of the dependencies of our product. Why? Because I came up with a much better name for it.
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# ? May 27, 2021 18:43 |