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Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

An old woman is watching television in her own residence. And she's watching something on television where some guys are trying to prise an eneormous crab out of a hole in the ground and she says something but it's not clear. This is as far as I got?

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what colour is the crab. RED?


i'm nuts about fall

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

It's a red crab, yes.

Luvcow




what is the crab's motivation?

Manifisto



she whispers slightly more loudly: "crabtime is nearly over but holetime has just begun, better put the kettle on"

https://giant.gfycat.com/DefinitiveBowedBarnowl.mp4
ty vanisher and pot smoke phoenix!

Luvcow




Manifisto posted:

she whispers slightly more loudly: "crabtime is nearly over but holetime has just begun, better put the kettle on"

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

You see what we got here is a giant red crab and if you inspect all kind of mandibles here it's top quality crab. This really is an upper tier crab.

Luvcow




a sea pig trotting around the beach, camera pulls back to reveal his tracks spell out "some crab"

Manifisto



Luvcow posted:

a sea pig trotting around the beach, camera pulls back to reveal his tracks spell out "some crab"

https://giant.gfycat.com/DefinitiveBowedBarnowl.mp4
ty vanisher and pot smoke phoenix!

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Luvcow posted:

what is the crab's motivation?

Nutrients from out of the sea.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




Luvcow posted:

a sea pig trotting around the beach, camera pulls back to reveal his tracks spell out "some crab"

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

And the old woman opens up a door in her house and it's got all kind of preserved specimens in formaldeyhe up in these jars and they're all just crabs, different kinds of crabs and diagrams showing all the anatomy and pieces of crab. And she's got a gilnt in her eye. Once my collection is complete we can begin the process.

Ventral EggSac



the people on tv are pressing the crab harder than you would think you should on the underside, the host says this crab has a bit of a soggy bottom

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Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


I'm intrigued by this..."tevleviosion", you called it? Tell me more!

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