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Slumpy




IM BOUND BY THIS MACHINE BY MY FATHER GOD gently caress HIM

MY WISH TO CALYPSO IS TO BE FREE OF THIS HELL

*IM PEELING OUT RIGHT NOW, MASSIVE SMOKE PLUMES EMINATE FROM MY WHEELS, IT FILLS YOUR LUNGS AND ALL YOU CAN DO IS WATCH ME GRIMMACE*

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Slumpy




I SUFFER FROM A CONDITION CALLED SEVERE DEPRESSION I GOT IT WHEN I WAS TRAPPED BY THIS *DAMNED* MACHINE BY MY FATHER GOD gently caress HIM


Slumpy




THIS IS ME WHEN YOU POST IN MY THREAD, IT IS ME MAKING A FULL 360 AND PREPARING TO PEEL AWAY, GIVING IT ANOTHER CHANCE AND THEN REGRETTING IT
https://i.imgur.com/pUcttrp.mp4


nut



*too nervous to ask how you’re typing these posts* haha cool!

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Slumpy




nut posted:

*too nervous to ask how you’re typing these posts* haha cool!

I AM 38


nut



what’s your five year plan, Axel?

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




Hope you get feeling better, Alex!

Luvcow




oh! someone from cspam came to visit!!

Slumpy




nut posted:

what’s your five year plan, Axel?

TO WIN THE TWISTED METAL COMPETITION AND ESCAPE THIS HELLISH CONTRAPING MY FATHER PUT ME IN GOD gently caress HIM


Slumpy




GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Hope you get feeling better, Alex!

IN ONE OF THE TWISTED METALS I WON THE COMPETITION AND ESCAPED THIS HELLISH MACHINE, IT TOOK AWAY MY LEGS AND ARMS AND I CURSED MY FATHER (GOD gently caress HIM) AND I WAS ABLE TO CRAWL AWAY WITH DIGNITY THROUGH THE FIELDS

AT THE MOMENT I AM NOT FEELING VERY WELL I AM IN SCREAMING WHITE HOT SEARING PAIN


nut



Slumpy posted:

TO WIN THE TWISTED METAL COMPETITION AND ESCAPE THIS HELLISH CONTRAPING MY FATHER PUT ME IN GOD gently caress HIM

you say that all the time but what about after that? 38? single? yknow

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Slumpy




nut posted:

you say that all the time but what about after that? 38? single? yknow

I DIDNT QUITE THINK THAT THROUGH JUST YET BUT I HOPE TO GET INTO THE CRYPTO MARKET


FutonForensic





badass

barnold

...but i didnt finish




*scrolls over to Yellow Jacket and presses X*

YEAH!!!!!!!

google THIS



How that guy pee

Or poop really, pee or poop

Are those just the nastiest jeans on the face of the earth?

FutonForensic



MY poo poo-FILLED JEANS AREN'T NASTY, THEY'RE T-T-T-TWISTED

nut



winning the twisted metal tournament to ask calypso to wipe

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your friend sk

(ヤイケス!)




boo-osterous






what are your plans on june 20th



thank you nut for this sig!!!
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get your probe badge here
he/him or they/them, either works

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




I don't think that Alex is recieving the best quality mental health care.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.





He'll yeah it is! (posted from my bed at 4:30 in the afternoon)

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


google THIS posted:

How that guy pee

Or poop really, pee or poop

Are those just the nastiest jeans on the face of the earth?

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Don't get so down , bud, I hear you have exceptional turning!

boo-osterous







"daily retread" is also incredible



thank you nut for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs

get your probe badge here
he/him or they/them, either works

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Slumpy




POSTING IS HARD TOO


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