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Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Pulling off a Christ Air as I call my mom to set clear boundries for our relationship. :krad:

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 12:34 on Jun 17, 2021

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Getting vaccinated because I'm SICK enough already

Android Blues



picking up my dirty dishes from the kitchen floor, putting them into the sink, muttering "noscope" to myself. that's right, says my positive nurture genie (the tulpa my therapist recommended i trick my brain into thinking is my friend), you don't need a scope for this. you're such a good person, and this is an actual CBT technique, which is insane to me. i quickly stop manifesting the positive nurture genie before it becomes a ghastly doubt demon and consider doing a kickflip on the linoleum

JokerOfSouls

You need to feed your brain, not your ass!

Jumping from the plane, I make a "hang ten" hand signal and crack open a cold Mountain Dew. As I rocket towards the ground face first I take a moment and savor The Great Outdoors all around me, really slow down and just breathe you know? Step back and savor the nature I'm surrounded in, I'm a part of. "I love it out here, we should go skycamping more often" I think moments before I open my eyes and realize I forgot to pull my ripcord

Android Blues



chugging six 500mls of Monster® Ripper™, the sweet taste of O'ahu surf filling my nostrils, and imagining my happy place (anywhere but here, but specifically i guess surfing because of the branding of the poison i am pouring into my body) as i repetitively browse Twitter and hope for something that will make me feel good when i click it

Android Blues



watching the X-Games and imagining a universe where i became a pro BMX bicyclist, and through a smudged lens knowing that i'd be happier in that life. i allow myself to live in it for a few moments - look over at my boyfriend on the sofa, rolling his thumb over his phone - and go back to the fantasy, knowing that it will only last so long, knowing that i no longer have time to make it anything more than a simulacrum of real

Android Blues



I have an addiction to 'tude. All a peddler of sugars and fats has to do to get me to buy their product is slap the word "Radical" or "Blast" on it, and I'm gone. If it reminds me at all of surfing I am a powerless vessel, ridden by its incubus grip. Actual surfing? I can take or leave it.

Android Blues



gazing into my Sonic the Hedgehog commemorative 20th anniversary collector's coin, knowing that it will appreciate slightly in value, and allowing myself to think that it will be a 6% instead of a 0.25% increase year on year for one momentary mind-blitzing trip into unattainable fantasy. I could put the down payment on a car with this bad boy, I think, dreamily, imagining a better future. I could own an air conditioner. Anything's possible for me.

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Taking a "totally mental" health day, bruh!

Android Blues



with each ledge ascent and death-defying wall run i tell myself "You are being good today. You deserve not to fall and hurt your ankle. You deserve a rich inner life. This is alright; doing parkour is fun, and even if it's not fast or profitable, you love parkour because it is tubular, not because it can extract profit from circumstances." I fall and hurt my ankle anyway; I know that I did not deserve it, and the pain seems less as a result.

When the sprain swells up, my doctor says the swelling is extreme. I nod and agree with her, sober: "That's exactly what it is. Radical swelling." She tells me it is actually radial swelling. She tells me to stop doing parkour in the car park behind my apartment block; I tell her she is asking a bird not to lay an egg, and leave.

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Android Blues killin' it!



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


JokerOfSouls posted:

Jumping from the plane, I make a "hang ten" hand signal and crack open a cold Mountain Dew. As I rocket towards the ground face first I take a moment and savor The Great Outdoors all around me, really slow down and just breathe you know? Step back and savor the nature I'm surrounded in, I'm a part of. "I love it out here, we should go skycamping more often" I think moments before I open my eyes and realize I forgot to pull my ripcord

fps_nug



Android Blues posted:

I tell her she is asking a bird not to lay an egg, and leave.

:discourse:

frump truck

hello... again!



Escape From Noise posted:

Pulling of a Christ Air as I call my mom to set clear boundries for our relationship. :krad:

platypus parade



making time for me in the cockpit of flight 93

barfdog





i have unironically gone AWOL from work multiple times during the pandemic to go skateboarding, just to keep myself sane

cannot recommend it enough

https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

Twenty Four




Escape From Noise posted:

Android Blues killin' it!

nut



Android Blues posted:

picking up my dirty dishes from the kitchen floor, putting them into the sink, muttering "noscope" to myself. that's right, says my positive nurture genie (the tulpa my therapist recommended i trick my brain into thinking is my friend), you don't need a scope for this. you're such a good person, and this is an actual CBT technique, which is insane to me. i quickly stop manifesting the positive nurture genie before it becomes a ghastly doubt demon and consider doing a kickflip on the linoleum


Android Blues posted:

chugging six 500mls of Monster® Ripper™, the sweet taste of O'ahu surf filling my nostrils, and imagining my happy place (anywhere but here, but specifically i guess surfing because of the branding of the poison i am pouring into my body) as i repetitively browse Twitter and hope for something that will make me feel good when i click it


Android Blues posted:

watching the X-Games and imagining a universe where i became a pro BMX bicyclist, and through a smudged lens knowing that i'd be happier in that life. i allow myself to live in it for a few moments - look over at my boyfriend on the sofa, rolling his thumb over his phone - and go back to the fantasy, knowing that it will only last so long, knowing that i no longer have time to make it anything more than a simulacrum of real


Android Blues posted:

I have an addiction to 'tude. All a peddler of sugars and fats has to do to get me to buy their product is slap the word "Radical" or "Blast" on it, and I'm gone. If it reminds me at all of surfing I am a powerless vessel, ridden by its incubus grip. Actual surfing? I can take or leave it.


Android Blues posted:

gazing into my Sonic the Hedgehog commemorative 20th anniversary collector's coin, knowing that it will appreciate slightly in value, and allowing myself to think that it will be a 6% instead of a 0.25% increase year on year for one momentary mind-blitzing trip into unattainable fantasy. I could put the down payment on a car with this bad boy, I think, dreamily, imagining a better future. I could own an air conditioner. Anything's possible for me.


Android Blues posted:

with each ledge ascent and death-defying wall run i tell myself "You are being good today. You deserve not to fall and hurt your ankle. You deserve a rich inner life. This is alright; doing parkour is fun, and even if it's not fast or profitable, you love parkour because it is tubular, not because it can extract profit from circumstances." I fall and hurt my ankle anyway; I know that I did not deserve it, and the pain seems less as a result.

When the sprain swells up, my doctor says the swelling is extreme. I nod and agree with her, sober: "That's exactly what it is. Radical swelling." She tells me it is actually radial swelling. She tells me to stop doing parkour in the car park behind my apartment block; I tell her she is asking a bird not to lay an egg, and leave.

hooly loving lmao

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barnold

...but i didnt finish




Android Blues posted:

with each ledge ascent and death-defying wall run i tell myself "You are being good today. You deserve not to fall and hurt your ankle. You deserve a rich inner life. This is alright; doing parkour is fun, and even if it's not fast or profitable, you love parkour because it is tubular, not because it can extract profit from circumstances." I fall and hurt my ankle anyway; I know that I did not deserve it, and the pain seems less as a result.

When the sprain swells up, my doctor says the swelling is extreme. I nod and agree with her, sober: "That's exactly what it is. Radical swelling." She tells me it is actually radial swelling. She tells me to stop doing parkour in the car park behind my apartment block; I tell her she is asking a bird not to lay an egg, and leave.

laffing my fuckimg rear end off at this one




How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas.


The first time I ever had to go to therapy was because I skateboarded into a tree branch at night and scratched some tender part of my eyeball and had to wear an eyepatch (the stupid looking puffy white kind) for a little while but the doctor thought I did it on purpose so I had to sit there and tell the therapist that I just didn't really know how to skateboard very well.


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Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


How Wonderful! posted:

The first time I ever had to go to therapy was because I skateboarded into a tree branch at night and scratched some tender part of my eyeball and had to wear an eyepatch (the stupid looking puffy white kind) for a little while but the doctor thought I did it on purpose so I had to sit there and tell the therapist that I just didn't really know how to skateboard very well.

Brutal

alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


when doing phone therapy i get worried about people over hearing me, so the solution i have found is to take a tiny dinghy out to the ocean and just chill a few miles out into sea. infact that is where i am still, but at leaat none of the microphones can get me, bro. this is pretty far out of me i know,

nut



planting a bath bomb in city hall

https://gfycat.com/magnificenthonorableiberianmidwifetoad.webm
sig by honourary citizen of Aldersbridge, Manifisto

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


nut posted:

planting a bath bomb in city hall

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Going to the hot springs to start my extremist Bath Party.

vanisher



Android Blues posted:

gazing into my Sonic the Hedgehog commemorative 20th anniversary collector's coin, knowing that it will appreciate slightly in value, and allowing myself to think that it will be a 6% instead of a 0.25% increase year on year for one momentary mind-blitzing trip into unattainable fantasy. I could put the down payment on a car with this bad boy, I think, dreamily, imagining a better future. I could own an air conditioner. Anything's possible for me.

freaking lol

Nosfereefer



becoming a part of the self care underground, distributing illegal self care magazines

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Macnult


Android Blues posted:

with each ledge ascent and death-defying wall run i tell myself "You are being good today. You deserve not to fall and hurt your ankle. You deserve a rich inner life. This is alright; doing parkour is fun, and even if it's not fast or profitable, you love parkour because it is tubular, not because it can extract profit from circumstances." I fall and hurt my ankle anyway; I know that I did not deserve it, and the pain seems less as a result.

When the sprain swells up, my doctor says the swelling is extreme. I nod and agree with her, sober: "That's exactly what it is. Radical swelling." She tells me it is actually radial swelling. She tells me to stop doing parkour in the car park behind my apartment block; I tell her she is asking a bird not to lay an egg, and leave.

lmao

platypus parade



nut posted:

planting a bath bomb in city hall

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alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


Asking my therapist if she can freestyle a session and handing her a microphone

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