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Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


For dads, fathers, pas, dad adjacent, and dad identifying.

A thread where we can take off our sensible shoes and sigh loudly before putting our feet up, make bad puns that we laugh loudly at, crack open a few beers, and make sure nobody's touched the thermostat! I know what I had it set to! You're going to put us in the streets! Also close the door while you're at it!

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bad guy



i killed my dad. i took him to the edge of a cliff. he said "what are you doing" i said "i'm going to murder you" he said "hi going to murder you, i'm ddaaaaaaa
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*splat*

Displeased Moo Cow

The Journey BeginsTM


Father’s Day is in the spring, September, in this country. it’s a long time to wait for breakfast in bed



THE VANISHER

THE HEATHER PAPPS

https://giant.gfycat.com/WellgroomedImperfectHaddock.webm the vanisher

Areola Grande



Displeased Moo Cow posted:

Father’s Day is in the spring, September, in this country. it’s a long time to wait for breakfast in bed

lucky

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




Dad opinion: new balance sneakers are actually really comfortable

Areola Grande



GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Dad opinion: new balance sneakers are actually really comfortable

I'll fight any goon who disagrees



autumn sig by Tiny Myers™

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


prepuce repurposed posted:

I'll fight any goon who disagrees



Okay. Woah. Things are getting pretty heated. Here. Have an IPA.

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 06:28 on Jun 20, 2021

Areola Grande



:cawg: torpedo is like a store peter. U can't beat it

cruft



Oh, hi dad thread!

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




yes thank you for giving me the new term for uncle. "dad adjacent" is going into real life use very soon.


i'm nuts about fall

alnilam




Think I'm gonna listen to Led Zeppelin IV, one of the greatest rock albums of all time



ty manifisto :byob1:

cruft



For father's day, my kid drove home from a sleepover, took a shower, then left for another engagement. I didn't see her again until about 7 PM.

It was actually a pretty nice father's day, seeing that my kid was going to do okay as an adult with her own life.

She bought me a pop socket.

Farecoal

There he go


i hope i never become a father, no offense byob dads

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Farecoal posted:

i hope i never become a father, no offense byob dads

My trick is making myself totally unappealing to any possible partner.

Heather Papps


hello internet friend




Farecoal posted:

i hope i never become a father, no offense byob dads

(also not a father)
WHAT THE HECK
*flips table*
HOT DAMNNED SASSAFRAS


i'm nuts about fall

Areola Grande



I claim this day and henceforth it shall be Bachelor's Day

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


prepuce repurposed posted:

I claim this day and henceforth it shall be Bachelor's Day

I thought that was every day? But only because my personality drives every potential date away.

cruft



Farecoal posted:

i hope i never become a father, no offense byob dads

None taken!

And that goes double if you happen to be a lady!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




prepuce repurposed posted:

I claim this day and henceforth it shall be Bachelor's Day

One can be both a bachelor and a dad

Escape From Noise

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Can a dog be a bachelor?

Areola Grande



GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

One can be both a bachelor and a dad

Childless Sot Day :patriot:



autumn sig by Tiny Myers™

cruft



Escape From Noise posted:

Can a dog be a bachelor?

Can a dog be the bachelor? Would he hand out roses, or something more dog appropriate like cat turds?

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cruft



cruft posted:

Can a dog be the bachelor? Would he hand out roses, or something more dog appropriate like cat turds?

*Dramatic music plays*
"Roxy, will you accept this turd?"
*Roxy starts sniffing the turd*
*Time passes, still sniffing*
"Roxy?"

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