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Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970

A dick, but the biggest dick in the universe. No, bigger than the universe.

do joggers who go jogging together jack each other off after?

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ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


let's go jogging and find out

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970

A dick, but the biggest dick in the universe. No, bigger than the universe.

ben shapino posted:

let's go jogging and find out

cool!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981





They die and the next joggers eat their bodies on the jogging path

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970

A dick, but the biggest dick in the universe. No, bigger than the universe.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

They die and the next joggers eat their bodies on the jogging path

is this where the old adage "never see the same
jogger twice" originated??

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



its part of their "cool down"

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005






they jack each other while jogging i have seen it and it is very elegant

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981





Sid Vicious posted:

is this where the old adage "never see the same
jogger twice" originated??

They had to start the jogger die then eated initiative because people were getting sick of seeing the same joggerd

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Well, I've got brain damage on the side of my brain, and I don't know which side, left or right, where I huffed gasoline for ten long years.




Technically it may be considered a form of mutual milking

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!


Sid Vicious posted:

do joggers who go jogging together jack each other off after?

I sure as poo poo hope so. Why else would you run if nothing is chasing you?

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


I do not avoid joggers, OP, but I do deny them my essence

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


Every jogger jacks each other off, or Jills depending on the genital situation

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

I don't know about joggers, but I once saw two bicyclists jacking each other off. One of them said, "Please don't stop!" to which the other responded, "I never do."

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





Jogging for a long time can definitely cause some shriveling or shrinkage, so it's a relief to air out and fluff back up afterward with your partner.

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

YOSPOS




I know a guy who was jogging buddies with a neighbor lady and it turned out they were knocking boots after ever jog and they left their spouses for each other and bought a house in the same neighborhood and now they jog by their exes’ homes everyday

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

The human face is, after all, nothing more nor less than a mask.


Kirk Vikernes posted:

I don't know about joggers, but I once saw two bicyclists jacking each other off. One of them said, "Please don't stop!" to which the other responded, "I never do."

And they're still jacking each other off to this day

Apollodorus
Feb 13, 2010

TEST YOUR MIGHT
:patriot:


Sid Vicious posted:

is this where the old adage "never see the same
jogger twice" originated??

Common misconception. It was actually Heraclitus who came up with it.

Wreckus
Dec 15, 2007

From birth, man carries the weight of gravity on his shoulders. He is bolted to earth. But man has only to sink beneath the surface and he is free.

Jogging right to the rest stop bathrooms

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



i like to take car polish to my dick after a nice round of jogging but thats more of a single player activity.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


The two activities are intrinsically intertwined, OP. In large groups things can get rather chaotic, and it can be difficult to truly say where the jogging stops and the jacking begins

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



I think jogging shorts are made to jack you off as you run. So no because they’ve run out of cum AFTER.

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

yo quiero BEEF



I saw a couple in the grocery store the other day and he "presented" himself as an about a 6'10'ish marathon runner/skeletal elite type dude and there's nothing wrong with that but

his wife was also with him who was about a foot shorter and also that skeletally thin and pushing a shopping cart around two 'normal' looking kids and my only interaction with them was hearing him stand next to the 'fake eggs' cooler and say "Hey, I think we can..." and then seeing her eyeball him

and frankly imo that's abuse. Thank you.

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