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George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.

echinopsis posted:

well it was an ad for asahi and I bought some sapporo so it’s likely ads have the opposite effect

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Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

echinopsis posted:

well it was an ad for asahi and I bought some sapporo

post hole digger posted:

probably just a coincidence

lol

polyester concept
Mar 29, 2017

i can drink a 6 pack in a night but i usually get a 4 pack of tall cans instead. it's a bit less and makes me feel less bad because i can tell myself I "only" had 4 beers. thats what i did last night

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

echinopsis posted:

the problem I guess is that say last night I was driving home and I saw an ad for beer at a bar and immediately I wanted to grab a sixer and my mind immediately and only goes to the positives, the feeling of drowning that first beer, the sense of fun.. but I don’t think about how it’ll make me feel. it’s not like I do think about that but then disregard it, I just doesn’t enter my mind.

:siren:

greetings fellow alcoholic

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

echinopsis posted:

well it was an ad for asahi and I bought some sapporo so it’s likely ads have the opposite effect

cant argue with that

InternetOfTwinks
Apr 2, 2011

Coming out of my cage and I've been doing just bad
Yeah the constant advertising/availability is really obnoxious for those of us with broke brains for alcohol. I've learned to tune it out for the most part but man it's annoying I can't even like go into a gas station without having to have a little test of my willpower.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
it’s 5:22am and i’ve had the weirdest sleep


I drank 3L of coke zero last night (I don’t normally do this), and I wonder if it’s the caffeine but..

tonight’s been the longest night. I keep waking up and going to the toilet and checking the time and being shocked by how early it was.

like I sleep for an hour, have big dreams, feels like been asleep for many hours, look at the clock and it’s only 1am. rinse, repeat, wow it’s only half past 2

which is a great feeling, like you’ve got so much time left in bed. if I can take caffeine before bed to give myself a subjectively very long night.. that seems like a good way to get great value out of my life

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

waking up every hour to piss would be literal torture to me but im glad youre enjoying it.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
thanks brother

if you go to sleep and then wake up and gotta go to work it’s like gently caress you’re spending all your life at work but this way you can make nighttime’s long as heck

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
actually maybe I need to rethink this because I’m
now up and I feel like poo poo

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

echinopsis posted:

I drank 3L of coke zero last night

lol

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/258262904091058176?s=46&t=DcvPOcS3-AXflzqAYT7Ezw

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.

echinopsis posted:

it’s 5:22am and i’ve had the weirdest sleep


I drank 3L of coke zero last night (I don’t normally do this), and I wonder if it’s the caffeine but..

tonight’s been the longest night. I keep waking up and going to the toilet and checking the time and being shocked by how early it was.

like I sleep for an hour, have big dreams, feels like been asleep for many hours, look at the clock and it’s only 1am. rinse, repeat, wow it’s only half past 2

which is a great feeling, like you’ve got so much time left in bed. if I can take caffeine before bed to give myself a subjectively very long night.. that seems like a good way to get great value out of my life

I used to work a bunch of split shifts with a two-hour start at 5:45am. So I'd go home and sleep a little before my 11am shift. One day I achieved this, where I got multiple satisfying sleeps that only lasted a tiny bit of time. It was glorious.

Drinking caffeine before bed won't get you this. If I find a way I'll share it but it's not that.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

man i been hosed zapped today.

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

post hole digger posted:

man i been hosed zapped today.

same. good thing it's a holiday, cause i have accomplished pretty much zero until after like 10pm today. need these "be a useless piece of poo poo" days every once in a while

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Raluek posted:

same. good thing it's a holiday, cause i have accomplished pretty much zero until after like 10pm today. need these "be a useless piece of poo poo" days every once in a while

I have these days - some weeks my sleep is poor and I will slowly accrue a sleep-debt that never feels very burdensome, but then I will get to a weekend (or take a Friday off as leave from work) and not set an alarm, and sleep from say 2am through til late evening; eighteen hours or more isn't uncommon. Wrecks my sleep schedule the next day or two, then the sequence resets.

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

Expo70 posted:

lados n fellas n all else between and herethere

is there a really awful endgame to being addicted to monster ultra and caffeine in general?

like two cans a day?

i need like, a kick up the rear end to drop this stuff and being told "this is specifically how it is killing you" would be a great starting point

i am so tired

kidney stones

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

I mean whether or not you develop kidney stones is a body lottery, but that is one of the endgames of energy drink dependence

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
slept like poo poo last night, I shouldn't mainline a 32 oz coke right before bed

polyester concept
Mar 29, 2017

had a dream I went to a chinese buffet with my dad but when we got there it was just somebody’s house and they were passing the food around the table counter clockwise and it was just lots of small dishes of broccoli and the driest chunks of roast beef you ever saw

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

Silver Alicorn posted:

slept like poo poo last night, I shouldn't mainline a 32 oz coke right before bed

lol, how stupid can you get [keeps chugging beer wondering why im sleeping so poorly]

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


I sleep really badly recently and it could be one of the following three things:

* Medication
* Too much drinking because I have no willpower
* Hyper awareness of all sounds due to having a toddler that may do something incredibly stupid in the night


I've gotta do some a/b testing poo poo here.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

polyester concept posted:

had a dream I went to a chinese buffet with my dad but when we got there it was just somebody’s house and they were passing the food around the table counter clockwise and it was just lots of small dishes of broccoli and the driest chunks of roast beef you ever saw

look at this jerkoff who can actually sleep at night :rolleyes:

polyester concept
Mar 29, 2017

wasn't trying to flex - usually when i have a lot of weird dreams I wake up a lot in the night and then i am tired in the morning

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


polyester concept posted:

wasn't trying to flex - usually when i have a lot of weird dreams I wake up a lot in the night and then i am tired in the morning

I get temporal lobe seizures (hence the meds) and they're like hosed up weird dreams so I can't tell if I'm having them at night or just having crazy dreams

probably both

Doom Mathematic
Sep 2, 2008
[yawns]

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

still struggling

Pythagoras a trois
Feb 19, 2004

I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.
too comfy to get off the couch, too caffeinated to go to sleep

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

not to brag or anything, but i can get a really restful night of sleep and still be dogshit tired all goddamn day

DELETE CASCADE
Oct 25, 2017

i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003
i went to go quote this evergreen post and what do you know it hasn't been posted in this thread wtf. so here it is

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

:hmmyes:

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
that is extreme “do gently caress all” in indian accent man vibe

Share Bear
Apr 27, 2004

well-read undead posted:

not to brag or anything, but i can get a really restful night of sleep and still be dogshit tired all goddamn day

i got what feels like my first actual full nights sleep (abt 7 hours, had dreams, woke up naturally w/o an alarm 30 min ago) today and let me tell you i am so loving tired right now

Dijkstracula
Mar 18, 2003

You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

up too late last night and because I haven’t been exercising in the heat my insomnia kicked in early this morning

too tired to think but too wired to go back to bed :sigh:

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


too wired to sleep, too tired to die

switch as appropriate

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
finally got a good nights sleep last night (and an evening nap) so I’m only a little tired today

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
doing p good but about to go to work so it'll be over soon

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

Silver Alicorn posted:

so I’m only a little tired today

what the gently caress

Hed
Mar 31, 2004

Fun Shoe
I’m tired. but we also got bedbugs :cry:

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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
oh gently caress that.

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