- Deep Glove Bruno
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yung swamp thang
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everyone wants to poop, but barely anyone wants to push
I worked with a nearly spherical man who was convinced that in a few short years every toilet would have a vacuum tube to suck poo poo out with, eliminating the need to push. He was confident. He said, "when this happens and you are making GBS threads into the tube, remember Rohit told you it would happen". I have marked his words for 14 years. Still waiting.
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- Adbot
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Scumbucker
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Jan 10, 2022 17:27
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Dynamite Dogmilk
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Jan 14, 2022 10:29
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lick my sack and drink some holy wine
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Jan 15, 2022 15:49
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king kong ding dong dibblin a dick GO BROOKLYN
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Jan 16, 2022 21:15
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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honking for gronkus
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Jan 18, 2022 14:45
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- Finger Prince
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I can't find the weird stuff that pops in your head immediately after waking up thread so I'll post this here instead.
Irish schoolgirl superhero - Shillelagh Moon
I found the thread
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Jan 18, 2022 17:57
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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nostalgic pickle art
EDIT: this is actually probably a pretty profitable idea
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Jan 20, 2022 01:07
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- Farecoal
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There he go
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Taking a drop - British slang for going on a walk when you are upset
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Jan 20, 2022 19:59
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- Dip Viscous
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breathe like a hamburger
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Feb 7, 2022 02:20
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- WithoutTheFezOn
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Oh no
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nostalgic pickle art
EDIT: this is actually probably a pretty profitable idea
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Feb 7, 2022 06:13
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- sephiRoth IRA
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"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."
-Carl Sagan
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I LIVE.... AGAIN
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Feb 7, 2022 14:26
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- Enfys
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The ocean is calling and I must go
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Bog water's got her
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Feb 9, 2022 16:31
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- Scaly Haylie
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Please, Mr. President was my father, just call me the President
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Feb 9, 2022 21:31
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- The Hello Machine
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I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
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The only thing that can get me out of bed today is a state ordinance.
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Feb 15, 2022 21:52
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- Deep Glove Bruno
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yung swamp thang
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if you've never breathed the mountain air or seen a man truly farted down
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Mar 30, 2022 23:10
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- Sally
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Don't post Small Dash!
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jump jump jump freeze
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Mar 31, 2022 04:03
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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or seen a man truly farted down
i have never seen this what is it like
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Apr 1, 2022 13:41
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- Deep Glove Bruno
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yung swamp thang
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i have never seen this what is it like
not a pretty sight... or smell
difficult to forget
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Apr 2, 2022 01:10
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- google THIS
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How many roads must a man fart down
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Apr 2, 2022 02:37
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- Deep Glove Bruno
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yung swamp thang
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o fart down babylon
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Apr 2, 2022 16:45
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A Doctor dogballs tribute band?
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Apr 2, 2022 17:46
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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despite all my brain i'm still just a train in the rain
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Apr 5, 2022 00:00
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- Farecoal
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There he go
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Philadelphia passion
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Apr 16, 2022 15:36
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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all teens want is to drink orange juice and draw on the ceiling
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Apr 17, 2022 15:54
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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dynastic rear end in a top hat
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Apr 23, 2022 22:48
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- Dip Viscous
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poopy lou and the shitters
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Apr 24, 2022 02:32
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- Eat My Ghastly Ass
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poopy lou and the shitters
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Apr 24, 2022 03:15
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- for fucks sake
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My toilet has the word "HAFA" embossed on it and every time I see it when I'm having a piss in the morning I think "hafa deez nuts"
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Apr 26, 2022 19:06
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- Sally
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Don't post Small Dash!
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My toilet has the word "HAFA" embossed on it and every time I see it when I'm having a piss in the morning I think "hafa deez nuts"
"HAFA NICE DAY!"
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Apr 27, 2022 03:53
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- Dip Viscous
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🎵 scatalogical jokes at the hotel california 🎵
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Apr 28, 2022 01:09
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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vin diesel's wife is named lynn diesel
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Apr 28, 2022 11:03
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- ThePopeOfFun
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a pair to draw to
tried to deploy this one at work. everyone acted extremely baffled and offended like it tormented their brains or something idk. kind of a bummer, cause it's a good one i think about a lot
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Apr 28, 2022 16:11
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- Dip Viscous
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three horses all named "my horse".
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Apr 29, 2022 16:12
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- ThePopeOfFun
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tune sushi
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Apr 30, 2022 21:55
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- Adbot
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Sep 10, 2024 21:44
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- Finger Prince
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Shave your teeth
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