- frump truck
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hello... again!
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I woke up in the middle of the night last night and something popped into my head and I thought "I have to post it in this thread tomorrow morning" but now I can't remember what it was. ba da ba ba that's life
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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spit into the oven
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Last night I had a stone cold bitchin dream where I was an Indiana Jones type archeologist on the trail of this amazing treasure and there were chase scenes and drama and the whole nine yards. The quest was for these cool geode rocks, the ones where you crack open some dumb/normal rock and the inside is glittering purple jewels.
I was digging in this little crawlspace looking for this chamber full of these rocks and I'm in this little vent like Bishop in Aliens and I dig through into this room hundreds of feet below the surface and there's a row of big blocks against one wall like in a laundromat. On top of one of em is this big rock slab thing and I'm like, is this a huge geode?!?!? No wait, this looks like a kitchen and I realize the big slab is not a geode, it's a big stone panini press, like an ancient primeval panini press. The dream ended with me just standing there with a flashlight like "What the gently caress!!!"
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Last night I had a stone cold bitchin dream where I was an Indiana Jones type archeologist on the trail of this amazing treasure and there were chase scenes and drama and the whole nine yards. The quest was for these cool geode rocks, the ones where you crack open some dumb/normal rock and the inside is glittering purple jewels.
I was digging in this little crawlspace looking for this chamber full of these rocks and I'm in this little vent like Bishop in Aliens and I dig through into this room hundreds of feet below the surface and there's a row of big blocks against one wall like in a laundromat. On top of one of em is this big rock slab thing and I'm like, is this a huge geode?!?!? No wait, this looks like a kitchen and I realize the big slab is not a geode, it's a big stone panini press, like an ancient primeval panini press. The dream ended with me just standing there with a flashlight like "What the gently caress!!!"
cut to breaking news segment on the surface with a bunch of fire trucks and what-not in the background and the guy's like, "Well it's anyone's guess which long-extinct race once lived far beneath the streets of Manhattan, but we can at least confirm that their tribal elders enjoyed a good panini as much as any of us. Back to you in the studio Deborah" "Thanks, Kyle"
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
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I woke up in the middle of the night last night and something popped into my head and I thought "I have to post it in this thread tomorrow morning" but now I can't remember what it was. ba da ba ba that's life
this exact thing happened to me a couple of months ago!
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*as a grave, venomous insult*
you really took a bite off that itch
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Nov 8, 2022 15:34
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(in a cockney or London accent) "and I hate him for it (an I ate im for it)", but it's unclear whether the speaker actually ate a man.
Finger Prince fucked around with this message at 15:44 on Nov 8, 2022
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Nov 8, 2022 15:42
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hip hug piss chug
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Nov 9, 2022 00:33
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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Stilt Town was founded by Milton Stiltus.
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Nov 10, 2022 13:41
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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You don't have to know where the sandwich shop is in order to know where Vietnam is
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Nov 13, 2022 15:26
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Several Feelings (Find a Potato)
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Nov 14, 2022 05:05
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people chanting, like at a football game: EAT THAT MONKEY
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Nov 14, 2022 07:36
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(something something) INTO PIECES, THIS IS A GLASS RETORT
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Nov 14, 2022 07:45
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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How delicious! Wanna be bodies?
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Nov 15, 2022 14:05
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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with cool state of mind, anything is possible. i can punch the statue of liberty in the goddamn face.
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Nov 15, 2022 16:00
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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i iust found this sanitarium for ham oil
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Nov 15, 2022 18:39
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- Deep Glove Bruno
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yung swamp thang
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motherfucker, this isn't the piggly wiggly all-stars. this is the loving burj al-karen heineman. act like it
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Nov 16, 2022 23:41
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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my name is Adelante Flash and I am covered in boogers
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Nov 17, 2022 14:48
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
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erotic pesticide
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Nov 18, 2022 16:53
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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welcome to whirligig world
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Nov 19, 2022 18:14
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- Hiekka
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muh muh
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Sax is such a donkey name
[jingle] find a little donkey [×2]
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Nov 20, 2022 05:37
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muh muh
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you could also choose to adopt a cute lap-sized shark instead of an rear end
I was tasked with letting people in to an ug party and someone had brought a paper mache cow on a 2×4m platform with super cool details from birch bark. I did some quick measuring with my hands (fathoms) but there was nowhere it would have fit properly so I had them leave it in the entry where it didn't obstruct movement, for fire safety reasons as well. They were very understanding! I was shown an app where I could adopt a donkey or a shark (no other options) and Sax was on a list of suggested names for a donkey
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Nov 20, 2022 05:57
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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nude naked pube sex
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Nov 20, 2022 18:38
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it's a free country u pervs
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🎵 let it rock, let it roll 🎵
🎵 let the babadook come and take my soul 🎵
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Nov 23, 2022 19:12
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I will set each and every one of you on fire.
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Hank hill voice: I sell cum and cum accessories
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Nov 23, 2022 19:31
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- Deep Glove Bruno
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yung swamp thang
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fart hard in a deck chair
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Nov 23, 2022 23:27
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rip at microjojnes computer
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Nov 25, 2022 04:37
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I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
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that vinegar is laced with maniac disease!
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Nov 26, 2022 15:51
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James and the Giant Leech
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Nov 26, 2022 16:51
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there's a mouse in the house
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Nov 27, 2022 03:35
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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full-throttle sandwich snack
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Nov 27, 2022 06:50
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