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Otis v 747 is the true championship round
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Internet Wizard posted:Otis v 747 is the true championship round 
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Oct 1, 2021 01:48
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Final matchup, calling it now: 151 v 747, and 747 is going to live up to his number and fly off with it. There’s no shame in losing to that prince of portliness, that absolute unit of a bear known as 747; his gargantuan girth will conquer even the most colossal of champions. The monumental master will retain his title, and the diminutive contenders will come back next year and try again.
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Oct 1, 2021 13:25
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I appreciate discussions of M(i)VB [Most Improved Voluminous Bear], but clearly 747 is superior this year.
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Oct 1, 2021 14:12
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At first I was all about 747 cuz that's the biggest goddamn bear. But, going from ribs showing to Otis, that's impressive is all hell. I'm just not sure who I'm going to vote for if that's the matchup
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Oct 1, 2021 14:35
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Standings after the first round:
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Oct 1, 2021 15:31
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I'm pretty sure I'll be team Otis on that fateful day. Absolutely 747 JumboJeb! is a tall drink of volume, but, how much real eating did he do, really? Does he ever go through winter using his plentiful store? He's large yet, is he ever not? Is he really a boy preparing for winter or is he not a simpler lounging around the stocked larder under the skies? And over yonder - on the outskirts of the rich land - a small shaggy entirely scrawny little one still go. He's tired and weary. A struggle fought for, the end ever seen. But there is uranium in his core. From pure obsidian his skeleton must have formed and in his soul, that ever most defiant force of nature, is. Life. A hard fought going, a hard fought across, in audacity of hope, a eating the winters worthy, And look. Lo. The massive. He carried ident 480. They called him Otis. ThisIsJohnWayne fucked around with this message at 16:00 on Oct 1, 2021 |
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Oct 1, 2021 15:58
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I'll be team Otis. What a showing in less than two months. The champ.
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Oct 1, 2021 17:06
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Oct 1, 2021 17:32
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Otis ain’t nothing to gently caress with
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Oct 1, 2021 17:52
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I went 128 over 132's spring cub because Grazer is a unit. 132's cub is roly poly, but still has a way to go to hang with the big bears. Walker's bulk beat out Chunk's renegade scar in my book. also, 747 is still out there training on the livestream.  "Bear Force One" indeed.
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Oct 1, 2021 18:51
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Brute Squad posted:I went 128 over 132's spring cub because Grazer is a unit. 132's cub is roly poly, but still has a way to go to hang with the big bears. Walker's bulk beat out Chunk's renegade scar in my book. Yeah see I went with 132 because while 128 has that raw chonk, 132 brings the fluff to the yard. To put it another way, I’d like to get mauled by 132 more than by 128. As for the 151 / 32 match up, 32 barely chonked up, while 151? That’s the perfect example of a fattening bear, look at that spring form; look at that fat booty.
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Oct 1, 2021 19:18
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Brute Squad posted:I went 128 over 132's spring cub because Grazer is a unit. 132's cub is roly poly, but still has a way to go to hang with the big bears. Walker's bulk beat out Chunk's renegade scar in my book. Yeah, agreement here
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Oct 1, 2021 19:43
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but dang, that cub is definitely a future contender. https://twitter.com/KatmaiNPS/status/1444029723651235853?s=20 look at that neck.
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Oct 1, 2021 22:23
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Brute Squad posted:look at that neck. ... What neck?
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Oct 1, 2021 22:24
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Brute Squad posted:but dang, that cub is definitely a future contender. Little guy has that "dog in a bear costume".look going on. Will be awesome.to see in a few years. Ed.: He's also a major contender for Fat Neck Friday.
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Oct 1, 2021 22:52
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132 cub is glorious
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Oct 1, 2021 23:30
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CainFortea posted:... 
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Oct 1, 2021 23:40
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 Chunk is so fat, animals are pulled in by his gravitational pull. His belly can dam the river! I was going to get a picture from the other side but I only had a half tank of gas! 
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Oct 1, 2021 23:41
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An autobiography of 747 aka Bear Force One: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t1lCOt_orU Includes Popeye getting put in his place, a sweet bear date and guest stars Chunk, Grazer and Walker.
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Oct 2, 2021 00:15
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Wrong Theory posted:
Chunk is a chonky rear end bear
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Oct 2, 2021 12:29
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Oof…480 vs 747 is today. 2 colossal contenders facing off, in what should’ve been the championship match. May the fattest bear win!
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Oct 2, 2021 12:50
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How fat is 32 Chunk? 32 Chunk is so FAT that he can’t save files larger than four gigabytes.
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Oct 2, 2021 12:54
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Voting is open! 503 vs 812: going for 503, not even a question. 480 vs 747? That’s a dilemma.
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Oct 2, 2021 16:14
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i ended up going 812 and 747 today. my loyalty goes further than i imagined it did.
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Oct 2, 2021 18:40
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Just voted, 747 is losing right now. The wife was impressed with 480’s gains this season.
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Oct 2, 2021 19:45
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I went with 747, but I respect Otis' huge gains in such a short period.
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Oct 2, 2021 20:11
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:I went with 747, but I respect Otis' huge gains in such a short period. same. ribs to daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn in a month less than bear force one is an impressive feat.
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Oct 2, 2021 20:29
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747 is so massive that when tracking him via radio, scientists have to retune their equipment to account for the gravitational redshift.
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Oct 3, 2021 00:44
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 THE KING IS DETHRONED Long live the
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Oct 3, 2021 01:07
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Wow, a shocking loss for 747. Otis certainly earned it with his amazing gains.
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Oct 3, 2021 01:10
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No loving way. We need to audit those votes.
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Oct 3, 2021 04:26
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Return of the King 
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Oct 3, 2021 07:49
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Otis’ beginning-of-season picture is a little alarming. I hope he makes it through the winter.
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Oct 3, 2021 11:30
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How much did he win by? And I hope they all make it through goes without saying
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Oct 3, 2021 15:32
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34000 to 31728. Pretty close.
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Oct 3, 2021 15:38
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Otis chonked up really well, but 747 was out there training until the bitter end. Truly a champion’s duel 
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Oct 3, 2021 15:56
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Fuuuuuuuuck. Still it's a hella good story when the old ex-champ comes back for one last run at the title and pulls it off.
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Oct 3, 2021 20:30
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It's Fat Bear Tuesday! Otis vs. Walker in a seriously tight contest! Vote today!
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Oct 5, 2021 16:02
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In the one corner, we have the Incredible Bulk, the mountainous bear of mammoth proportions, never-saw-a-fish-it-didn’t-consume, 151-Walker!! In the other corner, we’ve got the titan of the river, an absolute ursine unit and the namesake of the constellation Ursa Major, 480-Otis!! The colossal contenders are facing off against not only each other, but also the brutal winter of Alaska itself. May they both stay well-fed, and have cubs of their own one day to raise as contenders. Icon Of Sin fucked around with this message at 16:29 on Oct 5, 2021 |
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Oct 5, 2021 16:25
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