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hello lum, you're a beautiful space alien in a tiger bikini and we are married together. i married you after defeating you in combat, and you have a small horn on your head. i feed you tater tots by throwing them into your mouth from across our small table. we spend a lot of tiome in the breakfast nook. oh! there is whipped cream on your nose, from the fancy coffee drinks i make for you. come here, i will fix |
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# ? Jun 30, 2022 00:32 |
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we should go on a double date with my wife, samus aran, (i took her last name). well, haha, when she's not off saving the galaxy you see my wife is the most highly regarded intergalactic bounty hunter in the known universe and can turn into a ball. sometimes in bed i'll say "samus, my wife, we are so comfy in bed together as husband and wife, could you please use your grapple beam to fetch us, a married couple, another blankie" and my wife, samus aran will use her gun arm to do that. i have never touched her skin but her fully upgraded armour suit is still warm to the touch.
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please help. my wife keeps beating me in hand-to-hand combat and how do i challenge her powerful kung-fu?? |
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Nosfereefer posted:please help. my wife keeps beating me in hand-to-hand combat and how do i challenge her powerful kung-fu?? take her off her guard with an unexpected display of romantic intent. if she starts blushing cherry petals that's your sign to trigger your Final Smash mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie |
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me: good morning lum, my wife my wife lum: good morning phiz khalifa mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie |
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LUM is a mid-tier rune |
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me, cooking eggs: i hope lum likes eggs lum: eggu! (does a dance where she steps and wiggles her elbows) mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie |
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whew that was close. almost posted in this thread, revealing my interest in classic anime like those of Rumiko Takahashi and Mitsuru Adachi. byob could never take my posting seriously if they knew |
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wait poo poo. gently caress, God drat it |
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Glamp: Glamorously reading CLAMP manga
mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie |
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free Trapt CD posted:whew that was close. almost posted in this thread, revealing my interest in classic anime like those of Rumiko Takahashi and Mitsuru Adachi. byob could never take my posting seriously if they knew ![]()
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:Glamp: Glamorously reading CLAMP manga get this, she’s a cute girl, AND a computer! is she real? is she human? the ethics! https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm |
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enjoying domestic bliss with my 8th wife, lum, from urusei yatsura, but forbidding her gravely and expressly from ever opening the locked door at the very end of the hall.
free Trapt CD fucked around with this message at 15:06 on Oct 25, 2021 |
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Lock posted:get this, she’s a cute girl, AND a computer! is she real? is she human? the ethics! yes but the one question the fans have is can she run linux free Trapt CD posted:enjoying domestic bliss with my 8th wife, lum, from urusei yatsura, but forbidding her gravely and expressly from ever opening the locked door at the very end of the hall. giving my wife lum (as drawn by master mangaka rumiko takahashi) a gold box inlaid with abalone and ivory, wrapped in a white lace shawl, and demanding she never open it mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie |
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me: hey do you want a sandwich lum (wife): sa-n-dwi-cho me: haha okay i'll take that as yes. mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie |
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Congratulations on your kid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AblK2J6kyh4 |
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Escape From Noise posted:Congratulations on your kid. thank you. he isn't up to calling me dad yet but we had a lot of fun at the park last week. this weekend they're coming over and we're going to build a gundam model while watching gundam. lum will wear and apron and peek through the kitchen door while making snacks, smiling at us as we are deeply engrossed in the intricacies of Gundam Assemblage mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie |
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# ? Jun 30, 2022 00:32 |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:thank you. he isn't up to calling me dad yet but we had a lot of fun at the park last week. this weekend they're coming over and we're going to build a gundam model while watching gundam. lum will wear and apron and peek through the kitchen door while making snacks, smiling at us as we are deeply engrossed in the intricacies of Gundam Assemblage life goals https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm |
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