- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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basically I need cool ways to smoke weed and hit my vape discretely. the camera has 2 be trained on my face all day or I don't get paid
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Dec 3, 2021 00:22
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- Adbot
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May 16, 2022 13:04
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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it's a legal focus group. essentially I get $250 for participating in a mock jury for a law firm. can't say much more about this as it's all confidential
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Dec 3, 2021 00:25
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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also this is my first zoom call. tips and tricks are welcome ITT
lovely spring sig by Kaiser Schnitzel himself
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Dec 3, 2021 00:26
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.
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Feel reticent to dissuade someone from valine weed but maybe it is less than cool to be high when providing such a service.
Then again maybe you're also providing a more realistic sampling.
Also maybe the law firm are jerks.
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Dec 3, 2021 01:37
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.
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Maybe you can start coughing then go to the kitchen where you hit your vape and bring back a bottle of water.
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Dec 3, 2021 01:40
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damn it I think the mirrors broken >˙.(
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You can't do an 8 hour zoom call without bio breaks so that's one way to sneak a few hits. Also food, aka edibles (use that ABV up)
Also also pnac attack mentioned setting up a vape in a mcdonalds cup with a straw a while back (you vape through the straw), I think this might be a pro strat if you have the technical know how
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Dec 3, 2021 02:25
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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You can't do an 8 hour zoom call without bio breaks so that's one way to sneak a few hits. Also food, aka edibles (use that ABV up)
Also also pnac attack mentioned setting up a vape in a mcdonalds cup with a straw a while back (you vape through the straw), I think this might be a pro strat if you have the technical know how
loving this idea. how 2 exhale though
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Dec 3, 2021 02:29
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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maybe I'll just start blowing chunky clouds at the camera and see how cool these lawyers rlly are
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Dec 3, 2021 02:30
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- Kaiser Schnitzel
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Are you not allowed to smoke a regular vape on a zoom call? Can’t you just vape the weed and pretend it is a nicotine vape? They can’t smell it through zoom I don’t think
ty nut for this wonderful sig!
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Dec 3, 2021 02:31
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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You can't do an 8 hour zoom call without bio breaks so that's one way to sneak a few hits.
they said there'd be breaks every 90 minutes but I take the old adage "smoke weed all day every day" more literally than most
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Dec 3, 2021 02:53
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"I think he's watching us..."
"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)
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Get a whip-type desktop vape and stick the whip up your tookus and inhale through your butthole.
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Dec 3, 2021 03:04
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"I think he's watching us..."
"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)
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Put an ounce of weed on your radiator and close the door and hotbox your room with weed vapours.
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Dec 3, 2021 03:06
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Get a whip-type desktop vape and stick the whip up your tookus and inhale through your butthole.
now we're talking
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Dec 3, 2021 03:08
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.
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they said there'd be breaks every 90 minutes but I take the old adage "smoke weed all day every day" more literally than most
I take back what I said about possibly staying sober. All day vaping weed is the way to go.
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Dec 3, 2021 03:16
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- Barco Fiesta
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a fantasy of olives
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to piss in a n empty gatorade bottle without having to mute your mic, stuff a sock or a washcloth into the bottle first, which hides the noise and is what the pros call "ninjapissing"
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Dec 3, 2021 04:03
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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to piss in a n empty gatorade bottle without having to mute your mic, stuff a sock or a washcloth into the bottle first, which hides the noise and is what the pros call "ninjapissing"
good stuff will use. I've got a whole lot of empty peanut butter jars and taco bell napkins
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Dec 3, 2021 04:05
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Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?
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No dipping??? TYRANNY!
*Throws Mountain Dew can full of dip juice at the camera*
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Dec 3, 2021 04:55
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- Escape From Noise
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Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?
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Get some knives to spin around and say you're practicing your knife moves (legally protected in Missouri) and sneak in some knife hits as part of your sick knife katas.
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Dec 3, 2021 04:58
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- Escape From Noise
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Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?
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Okay. Just workshopping an idea here...
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Dec 3, 2021 05:02
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- Escape From Noise
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Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?
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this job doesn't sound worth it honestly. isn't dip in the Missouri bill of rights after life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness?
Probably before, TBH
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Dec 3, 2021 05:16
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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this job doesn't sound worth it honestly. isn't dip in the Missouri bill of rights after life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness?
here's hoping byob superstar Dad's Dip Cup will post ITT and clear all this up
lovely spring sig by Kaiser Schnitzel himself
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Dec 3, 2021 05:27
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- Barco Fiesta
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a fantasy of olives
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for a job you like, hide the airsoft collection. for a job you hate, cover the orange tips with black electrical tape
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Dec 3, 2021 05:52
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- BALLS DILDO
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there can be no true peace if you enjoy using the computer
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use xsplit vcam to cut out your background.
also record like a good 15 minutes of you just sitting there staring at your screen, which you can cut to in vcam while you hit your vape
edit: wait you might need to use OBS to achieve this. regardless, you should do it
BALLS DILDO fucked around with this message at 07:09 on Dec 3, 2021
thanku HP
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Dec 3, 2021 07:06
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- BALLS DILDO
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there can be no true peace if you enjoy using the computer
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loving zoom gestapo
thanku HP
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Dec 3, 2021 07:07
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this job doesn't sound worth it honestly. isn't dip in the Missouri bill of rights after life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness?
if there are two things that are basically sacrament it's the dip and the chaw. trust me, I'm speaking from experience on this one
sounds like somebody needs to show these focus group organizers who the real lawyer is here
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Dec 3, 2021 10:43
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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I made it through all 8 hours thanks to the suggestions ITT
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Dec 4, 2021 00:39
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Dec 4, 2021 00:40
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- pnac attack
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another byob success story
https://giant.gfycat.com/EasygoingHeartfeltBigmouthbass.mp4ty mani <3
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Dec 5, 2021 09:23
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- Escape From Noise
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Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?
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So what worked?
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Dec 5, 2021 09:51
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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portable meat was probably the most helpful suggestion. also since I couldn't vape on the call I was just kind of putting some vape juice on my fingertip and applying it like lip gloss. A burny tongue is better than a fiending lung.
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Dec 5, 2021 18:36
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portable meat was probably the most helpful suggestion. also since I couldn't vape on the call I was just kind of putting some vape juice on my fingertip and applying it like lip gloss. A burny tongue is better than a fiending lung.
drat that is p hardcore
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Dec 5, 2021 19:12
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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yeah I get that a lot  nbd
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Dec 5, 2021 19:22
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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lmao wasn't it crazy sticky oh my god
well sure it was but it got me through the call so 
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Dec 5, 2021 20:07
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- Escape From Noise
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Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?
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just feels like it would be noticeable on the video but maybe not. glad you got it done.
Turning in AG for the cash reward. Sorry, nothin' personal. Just bidness
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May 16, 2022 13:04
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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you'll never catch meeee 
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Dec 3, 2021 00:22
Thank you Pot Smoke Phoenix for the spring sig!
Thank you Khanstant for the excellent gobbo
thanks Bo-Pepper for the Reality Machine
thanks deep dish peat moss for the fungable jpg
