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Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011




service workers should be allowed to commit violence against influencers

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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

The Game is Never Over


retail work should be mandatory 2 years to get a driver license

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

The Game is Never Over


also those big fuckoff "pickup" trucks the size of a big rig should require a commercial license

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL. I SINK ALL COFFINS AND I SINK ALL HEARSES HARD. MAKING WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SPIT MY LAST BREATH AT THEE


Kazinsal posted:

everyone should be allowed to commit violence against influencers

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Well, actually...

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011




Silver Alicorn posted:

also those big fuckoff "pickup" trucks the size of a big rig should require a commercial license

should be illegal to own if you live within 10 km of an urban area as well

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




College Slice

Silver Alicorn posted:

retail work should be mandatory 2 years to get a driver license

Silver Alicorn posted:

also those big fuckoff "pickup" trucks the size of a big rig should require a commercial license

:hmmyes:

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010


Kazinsal posted:

[cars] should be illegal

Lady Radia
Jul 13, 2021

Despite everything, it's still you.


Silver Alicorn posted:

retail work should be mandatory 2 years to get a driver license

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005

Behold the power of the DIC
(Dairy Industrial Complex)



The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Behold my brain the golden throne of my consciousness. In here I am seated. Shackled. From here I police the land.



https://twitter.com/consequence/status/1492245783084773383?t=jG6Irko3vOZVIscXD4ULoQ&s=19

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

in the time of FSD i tortured monkeys

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier
of the Neil Bush Torch

 
 
 
 
teh butts


FMguru posted:

in the time of FSD i tortured monkeys

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




College Slice

FMguru posted:

in the time of FSD i tortured monkeys

methane in my rockets, and my cars are in a junk heap

Agile Vector fucked around with this message at 07:05 on Feb 12, 2022

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005




[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp


Silver Alicorn posted:

also those big fuckoff "pickup" trucks the size of a big rig should require a commercial license

our rv was 37 feet long and 13,500 pounds unloaded and you can drive that with a loving ordinary rear end normal driver's license and i think that is wrong. i SO did not know what i was doing for the first 200 miles of our hausbus trip.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005




[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp


The funny thing about RV's is that they don't really cause damage, they sustain it. That thing was a Chevy P30 box truck with a bunch of 1/4" plywood on top. The legal minimum insurance on it was $12.50 a month.

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL. I SINK ALL COFFINS AND I SINK ALL HEARSES HARD. MAKING WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SPIT MY LAST BREATH AT THEE


FMguru posted:

in the time of FSD i tortured monkeys

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007





FMguru posted:

in the time of FSD i tortured monkeys

Agile Vector posted:

methane in my rockets, and my cars are in a junk heap

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.



Buglord

Jonny 290 posted:

Can we all shut the gently caress up about our particular micro sliver of maoism and all just hate the worker abusing for tiktok likes family for thirty loving seconds jesus christ

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.




Fun Shoe

Jonny 290 posted:

Can we all shut the gently caress up about our particular micro sliver of maoism and all just hate the worker abusing for tiktok likes family for thirty loving seconds jesus christ
minimum hate time is two minutes

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005




[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp


FMguru posted:

in the time of FSD i tortured monkeys

musk thread title plz

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


What's FSD?

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Well, actually...

Fascist-seeking driving

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005




Toilet Rascal


FSDEEZ NUTS

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 9, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



FMguru posted:

in the time of FSD i tortured monkeys

Soy un predator
I drive a Tesla baby, one day it'll kill me

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




College Slice

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

Soy un predator
I drive a Tesla baby, one day it'll kill me

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!


Fun Shoe

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

Soy un predator
I drive a Tesla baby, one day it'll kill me

(crazy about the car tho)

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 9, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



in cyberpunk news, actual fuckin' Gauss rifles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAHKS0nVlL4

in less cyberpunk news, firing it sounds like someone stapling a bunch of documents

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

ask your pharmacist if tarsier-ashpool is right for you


lmao. it has the muzzle velocity of an airsoft rifle and the rounds just get lobbed out.

this is someone's high-school project

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




College Slice

infernal machines posted:

lmao. it has the muzzle velocity of an airsoft rifle and the rounds just get lobbed out.

this is someone's high-school project

don't make me get my anvil!







it's still neat to see it in a holdable package that can lob a bullet-sized payload a modest distance. I feel like one of those youtube maker channels made a that channel was arcflash labs and the gr-1 anvil is their latest model. maybe they were hiding the power line, or the distance was smaller, but their earlier videos had better speed and performance

Agile Vector fucked around with this message at 03:38 on Feb 13, 2022

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL. I SINK ALL COFFINS AND I SINK ALL HEARSES HARD. MAKING WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SPIT MY LAST BREATH AT THEE


Powerful Two-Hander posted:

Soy un predator
I drive a Tesla baby, one day it'll kill me

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

ask your pharmacist if tarsier-ashpool is right for you


Agile Vector posted:

don't make me get my anvil!







it's still neat to see it in a holdable package that can lob a bullet-sized payload a modest distance. [s]I feel like one of those youtube maker channels made a[s/] that channel was arcflash labs and the gr-1 anvil is their latest model. maybe they were hiding the power line, or the distance was smaller, but their earlier videos had better speed and performance

it's neat for sure, it's just funny seeing something that's been a perennial student project for like 30 year as "cyberpunk"

but yeah, some of these are great

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier
of the Neil Bush Torch

 
 
 
 
teh butts


i think gauss rifles are limited by the fact that magnets dont just turn off instantly so they're good at chucking heavy things slowly.

like maybe a gauss mortar could be a thing, idk

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL. I SINK ALL COFFINS AND I SINK ALL HEARSES HARD. MAKING WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SPIT MY LAST BREATH AT THEE


rotor posted:

i think gauss rifles are limited by the fact that magnets dont just turn off instantly so they're good at chucking heavy things slowly.

like maybe a gauss mortar could be a thing, idk
a weapon to surpass metal gear...!

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

ask your pharmacist if tarsier-ashpool is right for you


metal gear?

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

:yikes:
These are some bad posts, but they're not as bad as OOCC. I pray you recover enough to someday throw OOCC's keyboard into the sea and claim your rightful role as the worst C-SPAM poster.


It's a popular Japanese game series, but that's not important right now.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.



Buglord

rotor posted:

i think gauss rifles are limited by the fact that magnets dont just turn off instantly so they're good at chucking heavy things slowly.

like maybe a gauss mortar could be a thing, idk

Time for the Davey Crockett 2022

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8lthAAjxZc

https://twitter.com/david_j_roth/status/1493016819568975875

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCeeTfsm8bk

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chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.



rotor posted:

i think gauss rifles are limited by the fact that magnets dont just turn off instantly so they're good at chucking heavy things slowly.

like maybe a gauss mortar could be a thing, idk

what if you used explosives to blow the magnets out from the barrel the instant they should turn off

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