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Kazinsal: Dec 13, 2011

service workers should be allowed to commit violence against influencers

# ? Feb 12, 2022 01:40

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# ? Jul 2, 2022 02:16

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; The Game is Never Over

retail work should be mandatory 2 years to get a driver license

# ? Feb 12, 2022 02:16

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; The Game is Never Over

also those big fuckoff "pickup" trucks the size of a big rig should require a commercial license

# ? Feb 12, 2022 02:17

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL. I SINK ALL COFFINS AND I SINK ALL HEARSES HARD. MAKING WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SPIT MY LAST BREATH AT THEE

Kazinsal posted:

everyone should be allowed to commit violence against influencers

# ? Feb 12, 2022 02:17

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012; Well, actually...

Kenny Logins posted:

# ? Feb 12, 2022 02:18

Kazinsal: Dec 13, 2011

Silver Alicorn posted:

also those big fuckoff "pickup" trucks the size of a big rig should require a commercial license

should be illegal to own if you live within 10 km of an urban area as well

# ? Feb 12, 2022 02:20

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored; College Slice

Silver Alicorn posted:

retail work should be mandatory 2 years to get a driver license

Silver Alicorn posted:

also those big fuckoff "pickup" trucks the size of a big rig should require a commercial license

# ? Feb 12, 2022 02:20

carry on then: Jul 10, 2010

Kazinsal posted:

[cars] should be illegal

# ? Feb 12, 2022 02:40

Lady Radia: Jul 13, 2021; Despite everything, it's still you.

Silver Alicorn posted:

retail work should be mandatory 2 years to get a driver license

# ? Feb 12, 2022 03:48

Alan Smithee: Jan 3, 2005; Behold the power of the DIC
(Dairy Industrial Complex)

haveblue posted:

Though forcing another person to dance for you is a classic villain move rooted in the folklore traditions of many cultures, these customers proceed to shamelessly post the evidence to social media.

# ? Feb 12, 2022 03:55

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Behold my brain the golden throne of my consciousness. In here I am seated. Shackled. From here I police the land.

https://twitter.com/consequence/status/1492245783084773383?t=jG6Irko3vOZVIscXD4ULoQ&s=19

# ? Feb 12, 2022 04:27

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

in the time of FSD i tortured monkeys

# ? Feb 12, 2022 04:30

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; Official Carrier
of the Neil Bush Torch

teh butts

FMguru posted:

in the time of FSD i tortured monkeys

# ? Feb 12, 2022 06:45

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored; College Slice

FMguru posted:

in the time of FSD i tortured monkeys

methane in my rockets, and my cars are in a junk heap

Agile Vector fucked around with this message at 07:05 on Feb 12, 2022

# ? Feb 12, 2022 07:01

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Silver Alicorn posted:

also those big fuckoff "pickup" trucks the size of a big rig should require a commercial license

our rv was 37 feet long and 13,500 pounds unloaded and you can drive that with a loving ordinary rear end normal driver's license and i think that is wrong. i SO did not know what i was doing for the first 200 miles of our hausbus trip.

# ? Feb 12, 2022 07:49

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

The funny thing about RV's is that they don't really cause damage, they sustain it. That thing was a Chevy P30 box truck with a bunch of 1/4" plywood on top. The legal minimum insurance on it was $12.50 a month.

# ? Feb 12, 2022 07:50

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL. I SINK ALL COFFINS AND I SINK ALL HEARSES HARD. MAKING WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SPIT MY LAST BREATH AT THEE

FMguru posted:

in the time of FSD i tortured monkeys

# ? Feb 12, 2022 11:47

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

FMguru posted:

in the time of FSD i tortured monkeys

Agile Vector posted:

methane in my rockets, and my cars are in a junk heap

# ? Feb 12, 2022 17:00

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Jonny 290 posted:

Can we all shut the gently caress up about our particular micro sliver of maoism and all just hate the worker abusing for tiktok likes family for thirty loving seconds jesus christ

# ? Feb 12, 2022 17:06

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.; Fun Shoe

Jonny 290 posted:

Can we all shut the gently caress up about our particular micro sliver of maoism and all just hate the worker abusing for tiktok likes family for thirty loving seconds jesus christ

minimum hate time is two minutes

# ? Feb 12, 2022 17:21

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

FMguru posted:

in the time of FSD i tortured monkeys

musk thread title plz

# ? Feb 12, 2022 18:26

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

What's FSD?

# ? Feb 12, 2022 18:30

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012; Well, actually...

Fascist-seeking driving

# ? Feb 12, 2022 18:33

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

Milo and POTUS posted:

What's FSD?

FSDEEZ NUTS

# ? Feb 12, 2022 18:47

Powerful Two-Hander: Mar 9, 2004; Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

FMguru posted:

in the time of FSD i tortured monkeys

Soy un predator
I drive a Tesla baby, one day it'll kill me

# ? Feb 12, 2022 18:56

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored; College Slice

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

Soy un predator
I drive a Tesla baby, one day it'll kill me

# ? Feb 12, 2022 19:40

Kuvo: Oct 27, 2008; Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!; Fun Shoe

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

Soy un predator
I drive a Tesla baby, one day it'll kill me

(crazy about the car tho)

# ? Feb 12, 2022 21:49

Powerful Two-Hander: Mar 9, 2004; Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

in cyberpunk news, actual fuckin' Gauss rifles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAHKS0nVlL4

in less cyberpunk news, firing it sounds like someone stapling a bunch of documents

# ? Feb 12, 2022 22:00

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; ask your pharmacist if tarsier-ashpool is right for you

lmao. it has the muzzle velocity of an airsoft rifle and the rounds just get lobbed out.

this is someone's high-school project

# ? Feb 12, 2022 22:14

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored; College Slice

infernal machines posted:

lmao. it has the muzzle velocity of an airsoft rifle and the rounds just get lobbed out.

this is someone's high-school project

don't make me get my anvil!

it's still neat to see it in a holdable package that can lob a bullet-sized payload a modest distance. ~~I feel like one of those youtube maker channels made a~~ that channel was arcflash labs and the gr-1 anvil is their latest model. maybe they were hiding the power line, or the distance was smaller, but their earlier videos had better speed and performance

Agile Vector fucked around with this message at 03:38 on Feb 13, 2022

# ? Feb 12, 2022 22:26

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL. I SINK ALL COFFINS AND I SINK ALL HEARSES HARD. MAKING WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SPIT MY LAST BREATH AT THEE

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

Soy un predator
I drive a Tesla baby, one day it'll kill me

# ? Feb 12, 2022 22:55

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; ask your pharmacist if tarsier-ashpool is right for you

Agile Vector posted:

don't make me get my anvil!

it's still neat to see it in a holdable package that can lob a bullet-sized payload a modest distance. [s]I feel like one of those youtube maker channels made a[s/] that channel was arcflash labs and the gr-1 anvil is their latest model. maybe they were hiding the power line, or the distance was smaller, but their earlier videos had better speed and performance

it's neat for sure, it's just funny seeing something that's been a perennial student project for like 30 year as "cyberpunk"

but yeah, some of these are great

# ? Feb 13, 2022 00:27

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; Official Carrier
of the Neil Bush Torch

teh butts

i think gauss rifles are limited by the fact that magnets dont just turn off instantly so they're good at chucking heavy things slowly.

like maybe a gauss mortar could be a thing, idk

# ? Feb 13, 2022 00:59

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL. I SINK ALL COFFINS AND I SINK ALL HEARSES HARD. MAKING WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SPIT MY LAST BREATH AT THEE

rotor posted:

i think gauss rifles are limited by the fact that magnets dont just turn off instantly so they're good at chucking heavy things slowly.

like maybe a gauss mortar could be a thing, idk

a weapon to surpass metal gear...!

# ? Feb 13, 2022 01:16

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; ask your pharmacist if tarsier-ashpool is right for you

metal gear?

# ? Feb 13, 2022 01:17

endlessmonotony: Nov 4, 2009; These are some bad posts, but they're not as bad as OOCC. I pray you recover enough to someday throw OOCC's keyboard into the sea and claim your rightful role as the worst C-SPAM poster.

infernal machines posted:

metal gear?

It's a popular Japanese game series, but that's not important right now.

# ? Feb 13, 2022 01:18

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

rotor posted:

i think gauss rifles are limited by the fact that magnets dont just turn off instantly so they're good at chucking heavy things slowly.

like maybe a gauss mortar could be a thing, idk

Time for the Davey Crockett 2022

# ? Feb 13, 2022 21:51

Crusader: Apr 11, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8lthAAjxZc

https://twitter.com/david_j_roth/status/1493016819568975875

# ? Feb 14, 2022 00:27

duz: Jul 11, 2005; Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost

Crusader posted:

https://twitter.com/david_j_roth/status/1493016819568975875

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCeeTfsm8bk

# ? Feb 14, 2022 02:35

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# ? Jul 2, 2022 02:16

chaosbreather: Dec 9, 2001; Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

rotor posted:

i think gauss rifles are limited by the fact that magnets dont just turn off instantly so they're good at chucking heavy things slowly.

like maybe a gauss mortar could be a thing, idk

what if you used explosives to blow the magnets out from the barrel the instant they should turn off

# ? Feb 14, 2022 04:42

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