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Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014





chaosbreather posted:

what if you used explosives to blow the magnets out from the barrel the instant they should turn off

i don't think magnets respond to threats of violence

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Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.




Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/getgianni/status/1493020176702394374

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

tired: the panther moderns from neuromancer

wired:
https://twitter.com/pdmcleod/status/1493364634556018694

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad



NoneMoreNegative posted:

ACRONYM (high-end tech clothing) dropped some new kicks today, and the gimmick is they have a swappable heel-plate that you can bolt on, based on the Bōsōzoku modding vibe:


https://acrnm.com/products/BLA-001_NA

custom EVA heel caps?

https://les83machines.gumroad.com/l/acroeva

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002



https://twitter.com/IEEESpectrum/status/1493616221295628297

quote:

Yet in 2020, Byland had to find out secondhand that the company had abandoned the technology and was on the verge of going bankrupt. While his two-implant system is still working, he doesn’t know how long that will be the case. “As long as nothing goes wrong, I’m fine,” he says. “But if something does go wrong with it, well, I’m screwed. Because there’s no way of getting it fixed.”

Ross Doerr, another Second Sight patient, doesn’t mince words: “It is fantastic technology and a lousy company,” he says. He received an implant in one eye in 2019 and remembers seeing the shining lights of Christmas trees that holiday season. He was thrilled to learn in early 2020 that he was eligible for software upgrades that could further improve his vision. Yet in the early months of the COVID-19 pandemic, he heard troubling rumors about the company and called his Second Sight vision-rehab therapist. “She said, ‘Well, funny you should call. We all just got laid off,’ ” he remembers. “She said, ‘By the way, you’re not getting your upgrades.’ ”

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

The Game is Never Over


my hatred for this dystopia is hitting pretty strong today

well less hatred and more despair. I am so tired

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


Most people I know who if I told them that story wouldn't remotely give a gently caress

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005

Behold the power of the DIC
(Dairy Industrial Complex)


this is why trusting a cryogenics company with your frozen head is a good idea and very smart

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Behold my brain the golden throne of my consciousness. In here I am seated. Shackled. From here I police the land.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2SyXxMPrTc

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005




[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp


Alan Smithee posted:

this is why trusting a cryogenics company with your frozen head is a good idea and very smart

man now i remember that jeff epstein had a plan to preserve his genes and create a future master race by, lol, freezing his dick when he died

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier
of the Neil Bush Torch

 
 
 
 
teh butts


the ol' frosty phallus gag eh

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier
of the Neil Bush Torch

 
 
 
 
teh butts


the snowy schlong

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier
of the Neil Bush Torch

 
 
 
 
teh butts


ye olde chilly choad

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005

Behold the power of the DIC
(Dairy Industrial Complex)


rotor posted:

the ol' frosty phallus gag eh

Dominic you rat!

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier
of the Neil Bush Torch

 
 
 
 
teh butts


the polar boner

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




College Slice

the abominable icedickle

Agile Vector fucked around with this message at 06:38 on Feb 16, 2022

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007





the North Pole

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005

Behold the power of the DIC
(Dairy Industrial Complex)


the icy keypain

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005

Behold the power of the DIC
(Dairy Industrial Complex)


https://twitter.com/seanhecht/status/1493432613628825600?s=20&t=83QolRyv2naGzJUgCSY9Ng

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?



The chill dill

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang





those students suck. let the robots linger forever you nerds

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005

Behold the power of the DIC
(Dairy Industrial Complex)


https://twitter.com/gizmodo/status/1493716775258656771?s=21

Now join me metamates

As we do the human dance

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005

Behold the power of the DIC
(Dairy Industrial Complex)


https://twitter.com/Independent/status/1493627604708036620

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




College Slice

Carthag Tuek posted:

those students suck. let the robots linger forever you nerds

i can't remember if it was that startup, but one robot delivery service was just colombians with webcams

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.



Buglord


Flip em over

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005

Behold the power of the DIC
(Dairy Industrial Complex)


https://twitter.com/AFWERX/status/1493616902182219777

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD DRONE

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005




Toilet Rascal

but the army already has drones that fly over and leave blood everywhere

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007





https://twitter.com/markmackinnon/status/1493905875978928129

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

youre in a campus quad walking along the pavement when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a delivery robot, travelling toward you. you reach down, you flip the robot over on its back. the robot lays on its back, its metal belly baking in the hot sun, spinning its wheels to turn itself over, but it cant, not without your help. but youre not helping. why is that?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




in order for humans to pass the test it should instead be:

youre in a campus quad walking along the pavement when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a delivery robot, travelling toward you. it passes you and keeps going, but youre not flipping it over. why is that?

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

ask your pharmacist if tarsier-ashpool is right for you


https://twitter.com/rosalyster/status/1493985991627001859
https://twitter.com/64/status/1493998206648139777

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




College Slice

have fun living in a scarcity society cory doctorow novel

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




College Slice

Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom After Missing a Goofy's Bank Loan Payment

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005




Toilet Rascal

don't worry, in a few years all culture will be disney anyway

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




College Slice

two guys with cheap pete masks show up and start hauling away your donald and daisy living room set

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007






that was the original idea walt had for epcot: the experimental prototype community of tomorrow. after he died the company decided they couldn't be bothered to try their hand at government so they made it the world's fair theme park it is today. walt disney's efforts to make it happen are part of why the reedy creek improvement district exists, which is why disney world exerts such a degree of control over its land.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

disney already has a creepy totalitarian planned community in florida (called Celebration): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celebration,_Florida

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

ask your pharmacist if tarsier-ashpool is right for you


i'm vaguely aware of the history of disney's planned communities, but i wanted to post that second tweet and decided it needed some context

Bodhidharma
Jul 2, 2011

"virgin no more! virgin no more!" i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

Anaheim is already Disney community in a lot of ways.

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Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007




grown adults who are obsessively into disney are weird

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