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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Well, actually...

chaosbreather posted:

imagine bragging that you're friends with a repo agent

i'd be friends with either harry dean stanton or emilio estevez, for sure.

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Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005

Behold the power of the DIC
(Dairy Industrial Complex)


Chris Knight posted:

next it'll get wi-fi repo'd

FBI surveillance van: *swallows your car*

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

ask your pharmacist if tarsier-ashpool is right for you


Sagebrush posted:

i'd be friends with either harry dean stanton or emilio estevez, for sure.

me too, but they were just awful people in the film

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.




Fun Shoe

the life of a repo man is always "intense"

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005




Toilet Rascal


at least this will reduce the casualties when it hits the ambulance

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011




haveblue posted:

at least this will reduce the casualties when it hits the ambulance

you're assuming the car won't override FSD and repo itself while the leaseholder is driving it

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier
of the Neil Bush Torch

 
 
 
 
teh butts


plate of shrimp

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.



Buglord

chaosbreather posted:

imagine bragging that you're friends with a repo agent

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.



Buglord

plate o shrimp

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005




[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp


chaosbreather posted:

imagine bragging that you're friends with a repo agent

mormons love being nerds like this, they're all supercops

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad





:madmax:

They better have left that English dub content pristine and untouched, mind :mad:

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005

Behold the power of the DIC
(Dairy Industrial Complex)


there's a dub

and also why would you ever watch dub

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad



Alan Smithee posted:

and also why would you ever watch dub

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZT94_yTOls

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!


Fun Shoe

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004



for some, dubs are like watching those old samurai and wuxia films from the 60s

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009


Soiled Meat

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005

Behold the power of the DIC
(Dairy Industrial Complex)


https://twitter.com/MikaelThalen/status/1504123674516885507

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug




Pillbug

Kazinsal posted:

you're assuming the car won't override FSD and repo itself while the leaseholder is driving it

Locks all the doors and drives to an impound lot and just leaves the driver there. The way of the future.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005




[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp


Alan Smithee posted:

there's a dub

and also why would you ever watch dub

dubs are superior. if you're a nerd that isn't multitasking and is able to watch tv and also read it full time i want to run you over with a steamroller looney tunes style

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005

Behold the power of the DIC
(Dairy Industrial Complex)


is the looney tunes in superior nihongo

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005




[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp


I don't know, i dont watch anime any more

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002



Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




College Slice

left-to-right my reactions as i read that chyron

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Well, actually...

we've had kamikaze drones that carry a warhead and detonate on impact for sixty years. they are called guided missiles.

these are just battery-powered instead of rocket-powered and a whole lot cheaper.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Behold my brain the golden throne of my consciousness. In here I am seated. Shackled. From here I police the land.



https://twitter.com/mikeinspace/status/1503754795848450061

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost





https://twitter.com/AGlasgow12/status/1503795820310761472

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem

it's actually even stupider than that, huh?

the bit of code in charge of verifying signatures doesn't actually verify signatures, it delegates that to some other library. and because this is cryptocurrency bullshit, you can choose what libraries get used when you create a transaction.

the attacker just swapped out the usual signature-verifying library for one that always says "yep, all good here".

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

almost as good as that bitcoin exchange that was bankrupted when someone discovered that you could enter negative numbers on the "make a deposit" page

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.



FMguru posted:

almost as good as that bitcoin exchange that was bankrupted when someone discovered that you could enter negative numbers on the "make a deposit" page

man there's something nostalgic about cryptoshit isn't there? like, back when computers first started and you had to know a lot of very complicated not very well worked out things that not many people even knew about to bodge something together that felt like it should be good and the only thing you needed to get root access to a bank was to figure out the computer's phone number

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005




Toilet Rascal

the best is still the guy who hosted his bitcoin exchange on an amazon instance with no persistent storage and it all instantly evaporated one night

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007




i still chuckle at goons making bruce "not a paedophile" wagner's phone vibrate off his chair during one of his dumb little live shows

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

haveblue posted:

the best is still the guy who hosted his bitcoin exchange on an amazon instance with no persistent storage and it all instantly evaporated one night
to be fair to that guy, he did have up-to-date backups of the whole site

...stored in the same instance

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005

Behold the power of the DIC
(Dairy Industrial Complex)


https://twitter.com/SweatieAngle/status/1504651665084977155

tk
Dec 10, 2003



Nap Ghost


Amazon VP Larry Middleman ensures users that surrogates will be exceedingly professional at all times.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007



I can finally experience what it's like to die on Everest from my couch!

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

ask your pharmacist if tarsier-ashpool is right for you



cool, we're finally hitting the "human proxy" part of the cyberpunk dystopia

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.




Fun Shoe

surprised Google didn't beat them to it

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




College Slice

it's like twitch travel streamers but with less agency. way to capitalize on that platform, amazon

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010


whatever happened to that google service that would have the computer call and make reservations for you?

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




College Slice

Chris Knight posted:

surprised Google didn't beat them to it

at least with google you can't shout commands at them when viewing the results

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