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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Well, actually...




i love AI. machine learning is the greatest thing humans have ever invented.

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infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

ask your pharmacist if tarsier-ashpool is right for you


entirely accidental information warfare

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005




Toilet Rascal

there are more layers of irony here than I can count

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

ask your pharmacist if tarsier-ashpool is right for you


it being mgs2 in particular is too on the nose

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


infernal machines posted:

it being mgs2 in particular is too on the nose

seriously

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 3, 2006

i never asked for this


haveblue posted:

there are more layers of irony here than I can count

kojima… was right

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

ask your pharmacist if tarsier-ashpool is right for you


https://www.nature.com/articles/s42256-022-00465-9

:thunk:

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009


Soiled Meat


Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005

Behold the power of the DIC
(Dairy Industrial Complex)


Waffle House posted:

Wow. Wanna see what a Russian bot/troll farm looks like?:




https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/ne...tb3heXkHOA7oipI

I think this is the first time I've seen the true face of modern politics and advertisement. All those extremely aggro Twitter users threatening you and making bombastic posts are in reality a bunch of SIM cards in a loving filing cabinet lol

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

https://twitter.com/briankrebs/status/1508810749455519754

lol

lmao

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006


Fucking computers...


Toilet Rascal

lol

it's like that thing a while ago where some people would just send fake bills to big companies and a good chunk of the time they'd actually get paid

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005

Behold the power of the DIC
(Dairy Industrial Complex)


NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad



Dyson launches Zone air purifying Bluetooth headphones with visor
Company’s first wearable delivers personal pocket of filtered air and cancels unwanted noise





https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2022/mar/30/dyson-launches-zone-air-purifying-bluetooth-headphones-with-visor

:cb:

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007



lamo


https://twitter.com/RealSexyCyborg/status/1509125154625839107?t=mOSSCfMlDnBFj4_DK8xaoA&s=19

https://twitter.com/RealSexyCyborg/status/1509125186301284352?t=6r86tWR6tAT9qVMCmeqDWQ&s=19

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

where did you come from
where did you go
where did you come from,
cat face joe



Doctor Rope

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.




Fun Shoe

tbh I couldn't decide which thread to post that in lol

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




isn't that a super old tweet the guy ripped off?

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007



Carthag Tuek posted:

isn't that a super old tweet the guy ripped off?

Searching "Dyson urinal" on Twitter yields an infinite amount people parroting the joke. It's like a dad joke ouroboros.

Ornamental Dingbat fucked around with this message at 18:59 on Mar 30, 2022

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





time for my weekly search on twitter for 'dyson urinal'

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005

Behold the power of the DIC
(Dairy Industrial Complex)


A Dyson sphere powered by dude piss

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Well, actually...

what, can it not be powered by lady piss? or just piss in general?

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.



Sagebrush posted:

what, can it not be powered by lady piss? or just piss in general?

robot piss is ball bearings so that wouldn’t work

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.




Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/dalibali2/status/1508821989472886786

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 9, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



NoneMoreNegative posted:

Dyson launches Zone air purifying Bluetooth headphones with visor
Company’s first wearable delivers personal pocket of filtered air and cancels unwanted noise





https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2022/mar/30/dyson-launches-zone-air-purifying-bluetooth-headphones-with-visor

:cb:

Lol I saw this and thought "what a dumb product, who signed off on this?" And then in the article:


quote:

Chief engineer Jake Dyson said..

and suddenly it makes sense!

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad





Cyber Cow Comms

(also lol at the cow rustler with a crowbar further down the listing - https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33047375645.html )

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang





*sighs and unsheathes crowbar*

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006


Fucking computers...


Toilet Rascal

NoneMoreNegative posted:



Cyber Cow Comms

(also lol at the cow rustler with a crowbar further down the listing - https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33047375645.html )


my beef is augmented

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

ask your pharmacist if tarsier-ashpool is right for you


Carthag Tuek posted:

*sighs and unsheathes crowbar*

just use it to hit the guy holding the xbox controller just out of frame

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.




Fun Shoe

Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

my beef is augmented

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad



Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:

my beef is augmented

http://www.bitelabs.org/

(Posted a day early, I'm guessing)

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005

Behold the power of the DIC
(Dairy Industrial Complex)


ive heard of MUD, MUSH, and MOO but this is ridiculous

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad



putting my gloves on and then waving my hands around like some B-Movie Monster



(honestly if then didn't have the big logo across the back of the hand and were plain black...)

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004




Fun Shoe

at least put a little tail on the O

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.



Buglord

big ps2 hands

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005

Behold the power of the DIC
(Dairy Industrial Complex)


called the shocker

cuz it emits high voltage

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005

Behold the power of the DIC
(Dairy Industrial Complex)


https://twitter.com/newscientist/status/1509599345255100417?s=21

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

ask your pharmacist if tarsier-ashpool is right for you


they put metal filings in gak and move it around with a magnet, the most cyberpunk thing about it is getting people to keep reposting the article calling it a robot.

RokosCockatrice
Feb 19, 2004

I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.


Real John Dies at the End energy there

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james


They couldn't make it a different color?

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


infernal machines posted:

they put metal filings in gak and move it around with a magnet, the most cyberpunk thing about it is getting people to keep reposting the article calling it a robot.

Gak doesn't run 20k dollars an ounce

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