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Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005



Milo and POTUS posted:

do kids today even steal poo poo off the internet

surveying all the kids in yospos: yes 100% of them do, and post about it constantly.

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The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Behold my brain the golden throne of my consciousness. In here I am seated. Shackled. From here I police the land.



I know there were Twitter threads of millennials explaining to gen Z how torrents work but I am sure they pick up fast enough

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad



lol re: internet filez - I saw an ad on a Tumblr for an old horny-game from 1995 and decided to see if I could track it down; not on Archive.org, not on the english web, after reading autotranslated .Ru sites and goog-cache deleted reddit threads about opendirectories I found a Russian FTP server with good creds that had files on from 1994 onwards, and after some directory diving, success :cool: I could have hit the server with a GUI FTP Client but I used cmd FTP for max nostalgia. Fired the exe up in a dosBOX Win3.1 Vmachine, challenge completed!

Of course the game was barely-playable trash, but its more about the journey etc.

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012
Tell your mum I said hi lol

NoneMoreNegative posted:

lol re: internet filez - I saw an ad on a Tumblr for an old horny-game from 1995 and decided to see if I could track it down; not on Archive.org, not on the english web, after reading autotranslated .Ru sites and goog-cache deleted reddit threads about opendirectories I found a Russian FTP server with good creds that had files on from 1994 onwards, and after some directory diving, success :cool: I could have hit the server with a GUI FTP Client but I used cmd FTP for max nostalgia. Fired the exe up in a dosBOX Win3.1 Vmachine, challenge completed!

Of course the game was barely-playable trash, but its more about the journey etc.

xarasho i spasiba tovarich

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




sexgames on c64 was some wild poo poo for 12 yr old me

e: it wasnt even a game, but like a couple 2sec 320x200 b/w loops of 80s porn piv closeups

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Behold my brain the golden throne of my consciousness. In here I am seated. Shackled. From here I police the land.



I remember as a kid being fascinated by the sheep that runs around the windows 3.1 desktop, and then a friend suggested a better exe toy to play with in his floppy drive. it turned out to be sex tetris lmao

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




nothing wrong about playing with an exe toy in your friends floppy drive

e: obvs age/consent etc, but otherwise go hog wild imo

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

And I'm only saying this because I care.

There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.




Fun Shoe

some friends got busted in junior high for spreading around the French postcards program for the Apple ][

Crazy Achmed
Mar 13, 2001



NoneMoreNegative posted:

lol re: internet filez - I saw an ad on a Tumblr for an old horny-game from 1995 and decided to see if I could track it down; not on Archive.org, not on the english web, after reading autotranslated .Ru sites and goog-cache deleted reddit threads about opendirectories I found a Russian FTP server with good creds that had files on from 1994 onwards, and after some directory diving, success :cool: I could have hit the server with a GUI FTP Client but I used cmd FTP for max nostalgia. Fired the exe up in a dosBOX Win3.1 Vmachine, challenge completed!

Of course the game was barely-playable trash, but its more about the journey etc.

well go on then, what was the game

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




College Slice

stupid sexy sierra on-line

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad



Crazy Achmed posted:

well go on then, what was the game



There are 640x480 screenshots of a mildly NWS nature here:

https://rawg.io/games/virtual-victor

( Victors Intense Vocal Simulator is a guy with a down-modulated robot voice saying PLAY WITH MY BALLS etc )

if you have a Win3.1 or Win95 Vmachine and really want to see:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/sva57yxtpsklhgx/vvictor.zip?dl=0

NoneMoreNegative fucked around with this message at 19:47 on Feb 4, 2022

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

ask your pharmacist if tarsier-ashpool is right for you


huh.

why did you tell us what the game was?

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010





Bread Liar

NoneMoreNegative posted:

lol re: internet filez - I saw an ad on a Tumblr for an old horny-game from 1995 and decided to see if I could track it down; not on Archive.org, not on the english web, after reading autotranslated .Ru sites and goog-cache deleted reddit threads about opendirectories I found a Russian FTP server with good creds that had files on from 1994 onwards, and after some directory diving, success :cool: I could have hit the server with a GUI FTP Client but I used cmd FTP for max nostalgia. Fired the exe up in a dosBOX Win3.1 Vmachine, challenge completed!

Of course the game was barely-playable trash, but its more about the journey etc.

put it on archive.org, along with whatever other weird poo poo you manage to download off of it. who knows how long that ftp server will be around


Cybernetic Vermin posted:

surveying all the kids in yospos: yes 100% of them do, and post about it constantly.

#DIV/0!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang





me when im out lookin for hot babes to orgasm / talk / views with

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




e: desperately hitting POWER SEX button

Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006






Carthag Tuek posted:

e: desperately hitting POWER SEX button

i think people call that bdsm now

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




Truman Peyote posted:

i think people call that bdsm now

ok thx but i put a dymo label on it but it still doesnt work

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010





Bread Liar

check the power sexing fluid

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




oh god its spraying everywhere why would you tell me to unplug the power sexing pipeline ffjllfh wow this is

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL. I SINK ALL COFFINS AND I SINK ALL HEARSES HARD. MAKING WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SPIT MY LAST BREATH AT THEE


Carthag Tuek posted:

me when im out lookin for hot babes to orgasm / talk / views with
"i'm just so tired of all these base wars"

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010


Carthag Tuek posted:

oh god its spraying everywhere why would you tell me to unplug the power sexing pipeline ffjllfh wow this is

"you have entered POWER SEX

now press 6 9 6 to thrust"

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005

Behold the power of the DIC
(Dairy Industrial Complex)


Carthag Tuek posted:


me when im out lookin for hot babes to orgasm / talk / views with
wait are you playing as the guy from Eliminators or are you trying to gently caress the guy from Eliminators?

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Alan Smithee posted:

wait are you playing as the guy from Eliminators or are you trying to gently caress the guy from Eliminators?
first one, then the other

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004





first one, then -

FMguru posted:

first one, then the other

goddammit

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007





Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005

Behold the power of the DIC
(Dairy Industrial Complex)


dougdrums
Feb 25, 2005
CLIENT REQUESTED ELECTRONIC FUNDING RECEIPT (FUNDS NOW)

I don’t think that’s even what they titled it which makes this even funnier.

Milo and POTUS posted:

do kids today even steal poo poo off the internet
Certainly not eve 6 lmao

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007





dougdrums posted:

I don’t think that’s even what they titled it which makes this even funnier.

Certainly not eve 6 lmao

the song is called "inside out"

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad



Some impressive-for-the-era CGI human rendering in this whole-body-scanning scene from LOOKER (1981)

(Mildly NWS for intermittent boob)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd58teG47EU

Anyone seen this, is it worth hunting out?

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007





NoneMoreNegative posted:

Some impressive-for-the-era CGI human rendering in this whole-body-scanning scene from LOOKER (1981)

(Mildly NWS for intermittent boob)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd58teG47EU

Anyone seen this, is it worth hunting out?

directed by michael crichton? worth it for the novelty.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost




NoneMoreNegative posted:

Some impressive-for-the-era CGI human rendering in this whole-body-scanning scene from LOOKER (1981)

(Mildly NWS for intermittent boob)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd58teG47EU

Anyone seen this, is it worth hunting out?

yeah, it's a fun little detective movie that takes a weird swerve when it gets to the crichton science

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005

Behold the power of the DIC
(Dairy Industrial Complex)


https://twitter.com/WIRED/status/1490632699152941057?s=20&t=YMS0c_6nUPJAZeP20-984Q

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005

Behold the power of the DIC
(Dairy Industrial Complex)


https://twitter.com/broderick/status/1490317584855674886

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005




Toilet Rascal

throwing the bones, but with blockchain

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER



It's nice of Kia and Subaru dealers to show their entire hand at the slightest provocation and let everyone know to not buy their cars.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad




Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004






BARONS PROFITABLE ENDEAVOR

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012
Tell your mum I said hi lol

champagne posting posted:

It's nice of Kia and Subaru dealers to show their entire hand at the slightest provocation and let everyone know to not buy their cars.

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

where did you come from
where did you go
where did you come from,
cat face joe



Doctor Rope


why is "tells jokes" always a selling point of this "ai" garbage

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taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:


Cat Face Joe posted:

why is "tells jokes" always a selling point of this "ai" garbage

preps you to laugh at how awful it is, rather than complaining about how you want a real bartender

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