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Cat Face Joe posted:why is "tells jokes" always a selling point of this "ai" garbage its bc they want maid cafes but without that pesky consent thing getting in the way of their harassment
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Feb 7, 2022 20:01
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unironically agree, all computers need to stfu
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Feb 7, 2022 20:28
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rotor posted:unironically agree, all computers need to stfu I don't think it was ironic in the first place.
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Feb 7, 2022 20:29
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rotor posted:unironically agree, all computers need to stfu turn off your monitor
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Feb 7, 2022 23:12
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   https://apnews.com/9c6528c11ad5ae3fae368ae26790ae56
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Feb 7, 2022 23:29
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who forgot to tell me Ohio was hosting the Winter Olympics?
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Feb 7, 2022 23:42
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Alan Smithee posted:turn off your monitor i wish i could
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Feb 8, 2022 00:04
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if i could, i would turn everyones monitor off, forever
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quote:Freeski big air opened its Olympic competition Monday at the world’s first permanent, city-based big air facility, a repurposed steel mill on the west side of Beijing that’s made a stunning backdrop for one of the Games’ newest sports. Freeskiing is taking on big air for the first time as a Winter Games discipline, while the snowboarders will be here next week after debuting the event in Pyeongchang four years ago. a little concerned about skiing in a place called Freeski in the country that Yetis are from, but the rest of it sounds cool as heck
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Feb 8, 2022 00:33
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Kenny Logins posted:"i'm just so tired of all these base wars" lol ive been meaning to reread the instruction book for base wars, notably the intro page which is like 'rock raines just signed a 150 million dollar contract!' and 1990 me was like huh bet those contracts will be up there at some point in my life
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Feb 8, 2022 04:23
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if they kill that joke thing they're on to a winner. if you subtract the bartenders that aren't insufferable, totally incompetant or obvious rapists there's only like a dozen, max.
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Feb 8, 2022 06:22
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you should go to better bars
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Feb 8, 2022 13:29
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it's a kiosk with an alexa innit
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Feb 8, 2022 15:27
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infernal machines posted:you should go to better bars
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Feb 8, 2022 15:32
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Improbable Lobster posted:it's a kiosk with an alexa innit and an inkjet style liquor dispenser
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Feb 8, 2022 19:12
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infernal machines posted:and an inkjet style liquor dispenser so if it runs out of , say, gin it won't print any drinks?
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Feb 8, 2022 19:14
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carry on then posted:so if it runs out of , say, gin it won't print any drinks? "scotch on the rocks please" REPLACE GIN CARTRIDGE "yeah but " REPLACE GIN CARTRIDGE
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Feb 8, 2022 19:16
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rotor posted:"scotch on the rocks please" owner buys a whole new bar because its cheaper than replacing the cartridges
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Feb 8, 2022 19:34
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ah, gently caress, my mojitos are coming out with streaks of kahlua again
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Feb 8, 2022 19:39
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the bartender's always running out of curaçao, but you gotta replace all the liqueurs either way
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Feb 8, 2022 19:44
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i ordered a flute of champagne but it was dispensed in a wide flat glass bowl. huh.
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Feb 8, 2022 20:13
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chaosbreather posted:if they kill that joke thing they're on to a winner. if you subtract the bartenders that aren't insufferable, totally incompetant or obvious rapists there's only like a dozen, max. Lol, yeah, as long as you mean spacebar-tenders
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Feb 8, 2022 20:41
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infernal machines posted:and an inkjet style liquor dispenser alcoholic kcups were advertised p hard in lockdown, idk how they do that tho
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Feb 8, 2022 20:43
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coke free style machine but for booze. everything is always out but soda water and malort
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Feb 8, 2022 21:14
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graph posted:alcoholic kcups were advertised p hard in lockdown, idk how they do that tho Powered drink mix plus a small amount of liquid booze inside maybe?
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Feb 8, 2022 21:46
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frantically slamming powdered old fashioneds as the clock ticks 5
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Feb 8, 2022 21:56
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Improbable Lobster posted:Powered drink mix plus a small amount of liquid booze inside maybe? guess it never worked lol https://www.keurig.com/drinkworks
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Agile Vector posted:frantically slamming powdered old fashioneds as the clock ticks 5
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Feb 8, 2022 22:17
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Improbable Lobster posted:Powered drink mix plus a small amount of liquid booze inside maybe? check this out: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_powder
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https://twitter.com/chadloder/status/1491487441605128197?s=20&t=qB7SJzwb3na9AEGaneX3wg
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Feb 10, 2022 03:16
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Could they conceivably broadcast a patch for this?
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Feb 10, 2022 13:39
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no, it gets trapped in a boot loop before the patch detector gets a chance to run
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Feb 10, 2022 13:47
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So their infotainment systems just execute whatever code it receives? That's awesome. I'm guessing this is some feature that was built in for the factory or dealerships to OTAP firmware updates?
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Feb 10, 2022 14:17
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:So their infotainment systems just execute whatever code it receives? Where are you getting this idea from?
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Feb 10, 2022 14:30
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as far as anyone can tell it goes like this: 1. radio tunes into station 2. station broadcasts bad image in metadata 3. image saved to local cache 4. attempt to load cached image, fail 5. media unit locks up and gets rebooted by watchdog 6. first thing after reboot, immediately try to return to last known state 8. goto 4 resume playback apparently takes precedence over apply patch, or possibly happens so fast the patch process can't complete
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Feb 10, 2022 14:35
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an image with a mime header but no extension in the filename was sent out by a radio station as part of its stream, which afaik is fine according to spec, but 2016 mazdas crash on that because of bad error handling (maybe they split on period or some dumb poo poo). whether that could potentially lead to RCE is unknown but possible depending on the exact nature of the crash the theory is the file is now sitting in the mazdas' file system cache and every time one boots up, it tries to read the file and crashes & they cant get reflashed firmware or factory reset because that requires the os to be running & theres no safe boot lol
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Feb 10, 2022 14:41
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:So their infotainment systems just execute whatever code it receives? That's awesome. no, and also no. it's an image file for ostensibly album art, being broadcast OTA by the station. the infotainment unit caches the broadcast image data and tries to read and display it, and fails due to bad error handling, and then reboots. immediately post-boot it finds the file in cache and attempts to display it, etc.
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infernal machines posted:no, and also no. Oh yeah, I forgot HD Radio was able to transmit album art along with the other metadata. I haven't listened to the actual radio in a car new enough to have that feature.
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would be cool if nhtsa banned all oem car tech capable of displaying anything except text in a car but i know that horse is long out of the barn
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