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Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013


Alright, now that I have several children I geuss it's time to learn about computer. Please teach me.

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polyester concept
Mar 29, 2017



there has never been a good reason to use a computer for anything

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



turn on your monitor

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



is step
1

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

The Game is Never Over


teach them BASIC on an old 8bit machine

Poopernickel
Oct 28, 2005

electricity bad

Fun Shoe

a computer is a person who helps you run calculations, op

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

The Game is Never Over


I’m learning how to program the game boy

Poopernickel
Oct 28, 2005

electricity bad

Fun Shoe

compute 'er?? I hardly know 'er

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier
of the Neil Bush Torch

 
 
 
 
teh butts


the first thing you need to know is that zero is the first number

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016


time to learn the facts of life, op

about the DWORDs and b-trees

Gentle Autist
Jun 4, 2003



don’t worry about any of the detail and just do a thing with computer and forget about it, op

The Wisest Moron
Nov 11, 2021

Oh God, I'm so sorry, I'm trying to delete it


Imagine an infinite chain of Rube Goldberg machines.

That is the modern day computer.

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

The Wisest Moron posted:

Imagine an infinite chain of Rube Goldberg machines.

That is the modern day computer.

‘twas ever thus

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004



teaching sand to think and electrocuting rocks was a terrible mistake

ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH

Grimey Drawer

What does include mean

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

ZeusCannon posted:

What does include mean

it means your program is a safe space where everyone can speak their mind

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier
of the Neil Bush Torch

 
 
 
 
teh butts


bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004



[img-:epic meme ron swanson put computer in trash.gif[.]url

filthy regex
Oct 1, 2010

s/ (. Y .) / 8==D~~ /g



step 2, you put your dick in the box (a.k.a. the computer). if your using a laptop, this is referred to as "docking"

WilWheaton
Oct 11, 2006

Oh my god it's Hitler's dog!



Have you considered not to learn about computer?

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

The Game is Never Over


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3bDa5z_B1M

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011


WilWheaton posted:

Have you considered not to learn about computer?

:hmmyes:

Expo70
Nov 15, 2021

Can't talk now, doing
Hot Girl Stuff


abacus

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through



just dug out the old disc drive

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

The Game is Never Over


there was another better programming commodore video I was looking for, but it wasn’t in my watch later :/

Maximo Roboto
Feb 4, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puDMBSieTe0

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.



you know how you hosed woman to make children?
it's like that, computer fucks your soul to make money

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through


chaosbreather posted:

you know how you hosed woman to make children?
it's like that, computer fucks your soul to make money

uh

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

The Game is Never Over


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9WnHuGjZ38

Found it! This guy owns

cmdrpinky
Sep 30, 2003



help computer; stop all the downloadin'

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?



EIDE Van Hagar posted:

‘twas ever thus



Bletchley park museum?

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?



I learned about the computer by inviting it out to get a coffee, we talked and enjoyed each other’s company and it grew from there (ps this is why you see so many people with laptops at coffee shops)

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

~this is me posting irl~


[img- quote="swanson ron" ]
[epic computer meme put bump_fn.gif [post in trash :.]url
[/quote="520807502"]

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier
of the Neil Bush Torch

 
 
 
 
teh butts


Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'



absolutely not

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

The Game is Never Over


thou shalt not create a machine in the likeness of a human mind

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

he is happy because he is imagining crushing his putering hands in those gears so he can abandon computer and go outside

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004



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[img- quote="swanson ron" ]
[epic computer meme put bump_fn.gif [post in trash :.]url
[/quote="520807502"]
[/quote]

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Mar 31, 2019


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Raere
Dec 13, 2007



the disc drive is NOT a cupholder

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