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Robot Made of Meat

I'm always amused when I hear Bruce Springsteen sing "At night I wake up with the sheets soaking wet . . ."

I mean, enuresis is a serious matter, but an odd subject for a ballad.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

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Escape From Noise

I want to give a shutout to the eskimos
I want to give a shutout to the submarines
I want to give a shutout to the army, navy, air force, marines
Know what I'm saying? Y'all playing my music
In the submarines and the boats
Play that poo poo know what I'm saying?
It's called traveling music busting ya rear end style

Yo big baby Jesus it's one love
I give a shout out to all the women
I give a shout out to all the babies
All the munchkins all across the world playa, God
I want to give a shutout to all the school teachers
I give a shout out to um, um, myself

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Bette Midler now assumes sainthood
Romanticize murder for morale

mailorder bees

around the world, around the world
around the world, around the world


thanks Manifisto!

WithoutTheFezOn
Oh no
I canít believe it.
Iím in disbelief.

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
hold me closer tony danza



heckin' rad summer sig by Ravenous Scoot

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


And to think they said
We'd never make anything better than this
'Cause we're always in small circles
And everyone thinks we're trouble

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.




sig by owlhawk911

sephiRoth IRA

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan
Gimme fuel

(ITS SO EXPENSIVE)

Gimme fire

(UTILITY BILLS SO HIGH)

Gimme that which I desire, ooh!

(BASIC HUMAN DECENCY)

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.




sig by owlhawk911

Pahilla the Hun

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post



uno
dos
tres
catorce?


thanks nesamdoom!!


pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

Sarah Cenia

Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me
No amount of money could buy from me
The memories that I have of then
No amount of money could pay me
To go back and live through it again

Sarah Cenia

Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me
i take sacks to the face whenever i can

Ass-penny

Well I wrote you a letter
You must've read it wrong
I stood in your doorway
Ah, but you were gone
I took a lot of time
And let your telephone ring
It's the same old blues
It's the same old blues again

barnold


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
But who can blame them?
They walk through asphalt cemeteries
These zombie fashions
They must have been born that way!

Ass-penny

barnold posted:

But who can blame them?
They walk through asphalt cemeteries
These zombie fashions
They must have been born that way!

poo poo I love Aquabats.

Sarah Cenia

Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me
in the supermarket she got distracted in the meat department, whoa whoa whoa-whoa whoa

Escape From Noise

And I ain’t heard nothin' up and down the dial, in the middle of the dial, or nowhere
(Mayonnaise)
What a bunch of rooty poops
Bunch of rooty poops
Rooty poops

biosterous




put a little rear end on it



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

Ass-penny

Y'all pay V for flowing to the beat
Not for what he know that got hoes hoeing in the streets
That's for him to know and for they to never find out
About the kidnap, blind fold, and the blind mouse
The coroner report say he simply signed out
Oh, and I know, y'all wanna see a wino? Bring the wine out
Cat with a dead mouse is how he catch a phrase, and pause
Plays with it, kill it, and eat off it for days, get it
Whoever ain't get it ain't supposed to
For standing still close to, bandits will ghost you
No shoot, Sherlock, I don't know how they do on your block
Out here we rock on to the sure shot
poo poo still ain't stop, keep it on 'til your peeps is gone
V be on the creep, no matter what you keep it on

Ass-penny

I miss you, MF DOOM

frump truck

hello... again!

zooby zooby zoo

Ass-penny

You want quantity. I want quality
How can I get up to go through this tragedy
There's no remedy in my satchel
Only some memory, I feel empty

Escape From Noise

Sexual pervert!
The world is his napkin
Sitting on the bus no one no one no one no one knows it's him

Ass-penny

I hope that this voice of mine, it just leaves
because lately I don't know what to believe
you know I don't want to sing a song to you, unless I know it's the truth
but the truth is that these days, I just don't know what to do

Pahilla the Hun

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post



winonaís got a big brown beaver, she shows it off to all her friends


thanks nesamdoom!!


pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Pahilla the Hun posted:

winona’s got a big brown beaver, she shows it off to all her friends

bewwww bew bew bew bew bewwww :guitar:

Ass-penny

I'll love you forever, cuz you know me better
for the record, at one time, would have married you in a second
but kill the rekindling dreams, and navigate the friendship
or else by the time the stress airs out we'll both be dead and friendless

baka of lathspell

soon i will reach the ground


join dork order
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baka of lathspell

pigs at the trough live in fear
done up and trussed like a pig for a meal


join dork order
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Ass-penny

A dog stares into a gramophone trumpet, waits for its call to action
Mute and obedient, standing to attention

Look a little closer, the dog is a woman
She's working under a system that she can't understand
Trapped inside a world of labor and heat
So that she and her children will be able to eat

The trumpet is patriarchy, it's old and fixed
Where poor men are lured by desire to be rich
Where the limited power is still given to men
Where development aid is so wastefully spent

Where western education enforces this crap
Where women work in the open, yet live in a trap
There's one solution, and this is it
The dog leaps on the gramophone and has a poo poo

nut

im gonna pop some tags

Ass-penny

do you have to

Ass-penny

do you have to

Ass-penny

do you have to let it linger?

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

nut posted:

im gonna pop some tags

don't stand so close 2 me

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

rear end-penny posted:

do you have to let it linger?

some call me the gangster of love :fart:

Emo Szyslak

girl, youll be a woman soon

Escape From Noise

My girlfriend says that I need help
My boyfriend says I'd be better off dead

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Ass-penny

Met a man the first time in rehab
an organizer in prison
he lived in Chicago when the cops shot Fred Hampton
but he as just a kid back then
justice doesn't flow from police guns
I'm reminded of that all the time
as long as there is a law peace will be a crime

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