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Let us catalog all the various types of guys (gals, and nonbinary pals) that we run into at meetings.
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May 25, 2022 18:36
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Guy who's dog is loudly barking while they're trying to speak at a meeting.
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May 25, 2022 18:36
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guy who still uses his laptop's built in mic 2 years into remote work
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May 25, 2022 18:44
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guy who has an elaborate external mic setup for getting on a zoom where everybody else is using their laptop speakers
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May 25, 2022 18:45
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guy who slowly transforms into a skeleton over the course of the meeting, the flesh visibly peeling away and dissolving while he shows no sign of discomfort
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May 25, 2022 18:45
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blue yeti guy
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May 25, 2022 18:45
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guy who says his name every time he starts speaking even though teams shows it and everybody knows it anyway
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May 25, 2022 18:45
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guy who tries to play a youtube via zoom screen share
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May 25, 2022 18:45
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guy joining a zoom from his phone that's clipped to the bar of his moped fmr coworker did this once to freak out our boss
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May 25, 2022 18:46
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guy who cant figure out 'share screen' vs 'share window'
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May 25, 2022 18:46
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boomer who shows up, turns his camera off, and immediately afks for the rest of the meeting.
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May 25, 2022 18:47
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guy who never mutes and has his volume max and the klaxon notification going off for every new slack message
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May 25, 2022 18:48
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guy who's too much of a coward to say they weren't paying attention by pretending they didn't hear the whole question
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May 25, 2022 18:49
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leaning back real far in the chair, arms folded above their head. we call this the cobra pose. if they have one food up on their knee its a power cobra
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May 25, 2022 18:49
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scrum master who goes through every line item and reads it out. then they open the comment and read out, 'we're still blocked on this, no update' out loud and then asks if there's any update
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May 25, 2022 18:51
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guy who keeps applying different effects to their face and derailing the meeting while the manager fails to hide their intense aggravation
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May 25, 2022 18:53
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guy who, when asked to share his screen, clicks mournfully for a minute or two until everyone else on the call reminds them how to do it all at once
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May 25, 2022 18:54
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looking up at people’s chins like i’m actually sitting on their lap
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May 25, 2022 18:55
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guy who says, "I know we're running over the allotted time, but I just have a quick question"
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May 25, 2022 18:56
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"ok well we have four minutes left but i'll give you some time back" guy
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May 25, 2022 18:57
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person with embarrassing items in the background
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May 25, 2022 18:57
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AnimeIsTrash posted:Guy who's dog is loudly barking while they're trying to speak at a meeting. same but kids and/or fan and/or wind whistling through their house in a spoopy way that makes everyone on the call giggle
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May 25, 2022 19:00
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guy whose entire job is presenting things and talking with absolutely dogshit internet
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May 25, 2022 19:00
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people with the office with the lockers background i’m so sick of it
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May 25, 2022 19:00
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guy with wind chimes thrashing away whenever speaking.
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May 25, 2022 19:01
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old guy who fell asleep with head back and mouth open to the point that people are concerned he is dead
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May 25, 2022 19:01
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can everyone see my screen?
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May 25, 2022 19:02
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next slide please
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May 25, 2022 19:03
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oop t-too much bit back thanks
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May 25, 2022 19:04
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guy who joins with his camera on, sees that everyone has their camera off, and leaves his on
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May 25, 2022 19:05
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people who’s camera is angled in such a way that their head only occupies the bottom 25% of their image
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May 25, 2022 19:05
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guy who's "joing from the office  "
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May 25, 2022 19:06
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guy who gets asked a question, takes 20 seconds to turn his mic on to ask "sorry, I missed that, can you repeat the question" and then gives an answer that makes it crystal clear that he's been napping the entire time.
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May 25, 2022 19:09
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super cheap bluetooth earbud guy
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May 25, 2022 19:11
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qirex posted:guy who still uses his laptop's built in mic 2 years into remote work its me, im the guy
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May 25, 2022 19:12
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Cat Face Joe posted:guy who's "joing from the office take this typo however you'd like
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May 25, 2022 19:12
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the guy that puts way too much effort into curating zoom background pictures
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May 25, 2022 19:12
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qirex posted:guy who still uses his laptop's built in mic 2 years into remote work to be fair, the built-in mics on macs are better than a lot of others people use
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May 25, 2022 19:13
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Asymmetric POSTer posted:the guy that puts way too much effort into curating zoom background pictures i built a zoom bg that was the counter from bobs burgers and had a script to overlay chalkboard font text on the menu board in real time
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May 25, 2022 19:15
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guy who still regularly forgets to unmute himself when asked questions
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May 25, 2022 19:16
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