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guy wishing a meteor would zip through his brain and kill him instantly while two morons spend 40 minutes discussing whether a ui for an internal questionnaire is one approved colour or the other one
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one of my meetings devolved into that when someone introduced us to my company's brand guide
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guy who keeps an alexa on his desk and accidentally activates it several times per meeting guy who is an architect in a tech company and sees absolutely no problem with leaving a hot mic in a competitor's product in the room while he discusses proprietary trade secrets
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Dec 6, 2022 03:08
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Buck Turgidson posted:guy wishing a meteor would zip through his brain and kill him instantly while two morons spend 40 minutes discussing whether a ui for an internal questionnaire is one approved colour or the other one lol
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Dec 6, 2022 03:38
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if it's internal you better believe I'm just going to do whatever I want (leave all of the ui defaults exactly as is)
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Dec 6, 2022 03:39
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guy who misses having to do zoom happy hour
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Dec 6, 2022 05:27
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post hole digger posted:if it's internal you better believe I'm just going to do whatever I want (leave all of the ui defaults exactly as is) 
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:guy who misses having to do zoom happy hour cant possibly imagine this guy sorry
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Dec 6, 2022 05:55
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Cat Face Joe posted:flag on the play. no using yourself as an example
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Dec 6, 2022 16:05
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I did a breathing exercises class on zoom today.
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Dec 6, 2022 21:16
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vendor showed up to a webex call wearing a santa hat. i am sending you to prison.
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Dec 6, 2022 22:05
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guy whos 15 minutes late to start a meeting because he was playing dwarf fortress
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Dec 7, 2022 03:15
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guy who joins the company townhall teams meeting five minutes early where they're gonna announce layoffs, thereby pinging the entire company that someone has joined the meeting
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Dec 7, 2022 14:56
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Sometimes if I wanna spice things up I join the meeting early, wait 10 seconds, then leave. This makes a bunch of tryhards also join early and then when I join on time I'm not the first one.
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Dec 7, 2022 15:37
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im systematically late to every meeting i ever join fashionably late power move
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Dec 7, 2022 15:39
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nvrgrls posted:Sometimes if I wanna spice things up I join the meeting early, wait 10 seconds, then leave. This makes a bunch of tryhards also join early and then when I join on time I'm not the first one. for a lot of meetings I've taken to waiting in the lobby until I see three+ other people join to avoid having to make small talk
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Dec 7, 2022 17:14
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nvrgrls posted:Sometimes if I wanna spice things up I join the meeting early, wait 10 seconds, then leave. This makes a bunch of tryhards also join early and then when I join on time I'm not the first one.
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Dec 7, 2022 20:30
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lol if u read ur email
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Dec 7, 2022 20:34
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jesus WEP posted:the false start cascade is the most god damned annoying thing, gently caress that and people joining after the meeting ended followed by someone else joining to tell them the meeting ended cascade
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Dec 7, 2022 20:44
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guy who says hello to anyone who joins the meeting
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Dec 7, 2022 20:50
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Guy who schedules a meeting with no agenda and then no shows for it
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Dec 7, 2022 20:58
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guy who doesnt have any meetings today mashallah 
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Dec 7, 2022 21:27
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Jonny 290 posted:lol if u read ur email
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Dec 8, 2022 07:57
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post hole digger posted:for a lot of meetings I've taken to waiting in the lobby until I see three+ other people join to avoid having to make small talk yeah i do this or purposely join a minute or two late
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Dec 8, 2022 12:17
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guy who is always the fifth person to join meeting and will never ever ever remember that they’re muted by default
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Dec 8, 2022 12:21
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(it me)
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Dec 8, 2022 12:21
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guy who hopes no one realizes he's joining the meeting 10 minutes late but for some reason it already finished or was canceled and he makes a big fat "XXX started the meeting" notification show up for everybody
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Dec 8, 2022 15:15
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Guy who keeps on making a joke about how you couldn't make blazing saddles today because people would be too offended.
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Dec 9, 2022 01:24
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AnimeIsTrash posted:Guy who keeps on making a joke about how you couldn't make blazing saddles today because people would be too offended. Guy who's watching tropic thunder while pretending to listen, nodding for his camera
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Dec 9, 2022 01:27
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Zlodo posted:guy who hopes no one realizes he's joining the meeting 10 minutes late but for some reason it already finished or was canceled and he makes a big fat "XXX started the meeting" notification show up for everybody lol I love when this happens (to other people)
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Dec 9, 2022 02:59
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PokeJoe posted:Guy who's watching tropic thunder while pretending to listen, nodding for his camera guy who replaced his microphone with a dave chappelle soundboard
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Dec 9, 2022 03:21
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DaTroof posted:guy who replaced his personality with a dave chappelle soundboard
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Dec 9, 2022 03:35
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gently caress yo couchdb
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Dec 9, 2022 03:36
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DaTroof posted:guy who replaced his microphone with a dave chappelle soundboard lol
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Dec 9, 2022 04:37
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guy who slacks you 90 seconds after a meeting start time to ask if you are joining
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Dec 9, 2022 21:00
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post hole digger posted:guy who slacks you 90 seconds after a meeting start time to ask if you are joining don’t doxx my boss
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Dec 9, 2022 23:07
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guy that IMs you 4 minutes before the meeting for updates relevant to the meeting
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Dec 9, 2022 23:07
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DaTroof posted:guy who replaced his microphone with a dave chappelle soundboard My coworker and I did this in 2006, specifically with the lil jon soundboard. Of course this was before virtual meetings were all the rage but thankfully we were cubicle-mates so we just talked to each other this way. "Hey nevergirls can you send me that pdf?" "whaaaaaat!" "The pdf with the latest figures on it!" "Okaaaaaay!" Everyone loved us.
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lol
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post hole digger posted:guy who slacks you 90 seconds after a meeting start time to ask if you are joining this, but one minute before the actual start time, and it's the teams "page into meeting" function and it makes my phone and pc both start ringing 
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