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it just means reacting to what’s happening but its etymology is 100% from bustin a nut
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Person who's left their mic on accidentally and starts an outbound telephone call on minute 2 of the meeting
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jesus WEP posted:it just means reacting to what’s happening but its etymology is 100% from bustin a nut peep who snypes
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rotor posted:at my old job back in 2008 before zoom calls we'd have a lot of conference calls where people would dial in and talk because we had a bunch of little offices and there was someone who had a parrot and we could never figure out who owned it or when or if the parrot would strike but every now & then there'd be just like the CFO talking about whatever and then BRAAAAAAWK and then we'd have to ask that whoever has the parrot please remember to mute and no one would ever admit to having the parrot. My parrots attend meetings all the time and if I’m forced to go on video everyone gets a visual delight of some happy colorful birds beepin around my shoulder If they get loud they go to their room but office birds are great
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Guy who schedules a meeting between the sacred lunch hours of 12 - 2. I'm going to loving kill you!!!!
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taking a two hour lunch is a chad move
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Buck Turgidson posted:Guy who schedules a meeting between the sacred lunch hours of 12 - 2. I'm going to loving kill you!!!! guy who thinks he's preserving these by scheduling the meeting right at 2, but but he's an hour ahead of you so it ends up in there anyway
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guy who literally hosed during a meeting (but triple checked he was on mute)
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go play outside Skyler posted:guy who literally hosed during a meeting (but triple checked he was on mute) ![]()
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go play outside Skyler posted:guy who literally hosed during a meeting (but triple checked he was on mute) cmon give us more
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go play outside Skyler posted:guy who literally hosed during a meeting (but triple checked he was on mute) guy who is epic.... epic for the win.
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knew a girl who would blow her husband during his meetings but i guess im just not a thrill seeker because that would stress me out so bad i doubt i could even get half mast
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Buck Turgidson posted:Guy who schedules a meeting between the sacred lunch hours of 12 - 2. I'm going to loving kill you!!!! guy who schedules a meeting during the 12:00 hour, then doesnt attend the meeting i had two of these in the same day (one 12:00-12:30, the other 12:30-1:00) last week
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Corla Plankun posted:knew a girl who would blow her husband during his meetings but i guess im just not a thrill seeker because that would stress me out so bad i doubt i could even get half mast i suppose it would depend on how much participation in the meeting is required ![]()
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go play outside Skyler posted:guy who literally hosed during a meeting (but triple checked he was on mute) Jeffrey Toobin posts in yospos??
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go play outside Skyler "has asked for some time off while he deals with a personal issue"
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Professor who says to his class "I'll be back in just a moment" and then mutes but fails to turn off his camera as he hits an enormous bong, leading to videos of the incident being shared on Instagram (Not me fortunately)
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Sagebrush posted:Professor who says to his class "I'll be back in just a moment" and then mutes but fails to turn off his camera as he hits an enormous bong, leading to videos of the incident being shared on Instagram gently caress yeah
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Sagebrush posted:Professor who says to his class "I'll be back in just a moment" and then mutes but fails to turn off his camera as he hits an enormous bong, leading to videos of the incident being shared on Instagram Professor bongrip the realest
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Sagebrush posted:Professor who says to his class "I'll be back in just a moment" and then mutes but fails to turn off his camera as he hits an enormous bong, leading to videos of the incident being shared on Instagram lame students, let professor bongrip do his thing
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Plorkyeran posted:my slack status is "away" 95% of the day and it's just not a problem ![]() If anyone asks I am VNC'd into one of our developer machines.
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go play outside Skyler posted:guy who literally hosed during a meeting (but triple checked he was on mute) that guys name? albert einstein
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Sagebrush posted:Professor who says to his class "I'll be back in just a moment" and then mutes but fails to turn off his camera as he hits an enormous bong, leading to videos of the incident being shared on Instagram AnimeIsTrash posted:that guys name?
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teams presence just does not work on my m1 mbp (always says im offline) and it’s been a big win for me
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Sagebrush posted:Professor who says to his class "I'll be back in just a moment" and then mutes but fails to turn off his camera as he hits an enormous bong, leading to videos of the incident being shared on Instagram hell fuckin yeah he better not have had any problems because of it
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guy who starts presenting and forgets that webex double mutes him
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i had someone message me 2 minutes BEFORE the meeting's scheduled start time to ask me if i was going to join. are you loving high
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post hole digger posted:i had someone message me 2 minutes BEFORE the meeting's scheduled start time to ask me if i was going to join. are you loving high You sure they weren’t trying to cancel?
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if he was, he was barking up the wrong tree. i didnt schedule the meeting and neither did he.
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post hole digger posted:i had someone message me 2 minutes BEFORE the meeting's scheduled start time to ask me if i was going to join. are you loving high reply 18 minutes later with “sorry, just saw this” and nothing else
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post hole digger posted:i had someone message me 2 minutes BEFORE the meeting's scheduled start time to ask me if i was going to join. are you loving high Used to have a PM who had a slack app that would message everyone in his meetings beforehand reminding them the meeting was about to start
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I think the message included a passive aggressive tip about being on time
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distortion park posted:Used to have a PM who had a slack app that would message everyone in his meetings beforehand reminding them the meeting was about to start distortion park posted:I think the message included a passive aggressive tip about being on time lmao, that would just give me more motivation to be purposefully late
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Guy holding a meeting about how we're appointing Yambassadors to roll out something called Yammer Viva Engage.
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I think I'm going to quit and teach kids how to read and write. Cheers ![]()
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Buck Turgidson posted:Guy holding a meeting about how we're appointing Yambassadors to roll out something called Yammer Viva Engage. punishment: death by guillotine
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guy who rambles on and on during the daily standup about whatever architectural choice in the engine caused him grief the previous day dude I'm the only other programmer in our tiny feature team and even i don't give a gently caress and everyone else in the meeting care even less, just say what you worked on and let's end this already
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Buck Turgidson posted:Guy holding a meeting about how we're appointing Yambassadors to roll out something called Yammer Viva Engage. my old company had ms teams and yammer and somehow everyone came to the unspoken agreement that nothing of value was ever communicated on yammer, so normal people could uninstall it and the people with emojis in their linkedin could go hog wild on the workposting equivalent of a superfund site
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# ? Jun 10, 2023 13:31 |
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that's a perfect summation of yammer, thank you
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