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I've heard yammer can be used for beer pong?
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Zlodo posted:guy who rambles on and on during the daily standup about whatever architectural choice in the engine caused him grief the previous day my cowkrers do this and derail every meeting by 10-20 minutes
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Mar 2, 2023 16:11
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guy who schedules an hour long meeting and then another half hour long meeting immediately afterwards and then runs over on the first meeting and then you get up and go take a piss between meeting 1 and meeting 2 and when you get back 120 seconds later you see a teams message asking why you haven't joined meeting 2
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Mar 2, 2023 17:07
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Sapozhnik posted:guy who schedules an hour long meeting and then another half hour long meeting immediately afterwards and then runs over on the first meeting and then you get up and go take a piss between meeting 1 and meeting 2 and when you get back 120 seconds later you see a teams message asking why you haven't joined meeting 2 
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Mar 2, 2023 17:30
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EPM who always schedules design meetings for a half hour
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Mar 2, 2023 20:57
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Person who starts talking, and then when told to go ahead, they say "sorry, I was just going to say" and then say the thing. SO YOU'RE NOT REALLY SORRY YOU DUMBO
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Mar 2, 2023 22:07
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Sagebrush posted:I've heard yammer can be used for beer pong? HELL YES TO GETTING LIT ON A MONDAY NIGHT
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Mar 3, 2023 00:43
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hella noms
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Mar 3, 2023 00:43
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"Okay, gonna give everyone some time back" my brother in christ this standup has never taken longer than 10 minutes that's on you for scheduling 30 every time
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Mar 3, 2023 02:51
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if i am running a meeting i always say "i'll stop stealing your time" instead of that.
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Mar 3, 2023 03:15
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I say "alright I'll call it there" but cut myself off by closing the tab
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Mar 3, 2023 03:25
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tak posted:I say "alright I'll call it there" but cut myself off by closing the tab good guy/gal; most meetings spend way too long on goodbyes
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Mar 3, 2023 04:52
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You are now free to move about the cabin
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Mar 3, 2023 04:59
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~Coxy posted:good guy/gal; most meetings spend way too long on goodbyes I actually don't mind meetings that spend too long on goodbyes because it's an opportunity for me to socialize with my coworkers (which I enjoy doing) but it's at the end of the meeting so anyone who is not interested can just mute/minimize the meeting and do whatever they need to do - unlike taking too long saying "hi" which I also enjoy but recognize that all the misanthropes hate.
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Mar 3, 2023 15:24
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tak posted:I say "alright I'll call it there" but cut myself off by closing the tab I once put something about leaving meetings a bit abruptly as the most softball bit of feedback I could think of in a 360 review thingy and in my next meeting with the person they spent ages saying goodbye. Serves me right I suppose!
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Mar 3, 2023 15:34
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Sapozhnik posted:guy who schedules an hour long meeting and then another half hour long meeting immediately afterwards and then runs over on the first meeting and then you get up and go take a piss between meeting 1 and meeting 2 and when you get back 120 seconds later you see a teams message asking why you haven't joined meeting 2 guy who schedules an hour long meeting and then another half hour long meeting immediately afterwards and then the first meeting ends in 20 minutes so he waits those 40 minutes for the next one to start instead of asking everyone if they're ok starting it now
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Mar 3, 2023 21:27
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guy that shows up to meetings like a chump beta bitch instead of always 👏 being 👏 tentative 👏 and “double booked” alpha corporate chad
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Mar 3, 2023 22:57
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too much effort. just show up, agree to do anything you're asked, and then never do it
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Mar 3, 2023 23:10
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Cat Face Joe posted:too much effort. just show up, agree to do anything you're asked, and then never do it 
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Mar 3, 2023 23:52
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the uxui designer sharing their entire screen with a "2396 unread e-mails" badge on outlook
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Mar 7, 2023 10:13
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Dude who is sharing a laptop with another attendee but is sitting too far away so always one of them is too loud and the other one is too quiet
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Mar 7, 2023 16:04
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go play outside Skyler posted:a "2396 unread e-mails" badge hi
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Mar 8, 2023 04:43
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yo i just got all the fancy poo poo based on the dont buy a yeti thing but w a larger interface so i could plug music poo poo in this lags a lot in meet/discord but not via obs to youtube/twitch, prob sample rate but it only lets me go down to 44.1k via the drivers in osx its very good when it works but trying to figure out the webmeet making GBS threads the bed part is harder
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Mar 8, 2023 16:18
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me, not paying attention, on my phone
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Mar 8, 2023 16:27
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guy who raises hand in teams instead of clapping or whatever and quietly lowers it when the presenter spends a minute asking what the question was
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Mar 9, 2023 11:17
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nvrgrls posted:Dude who is sharing a laptop with another attendee but is sitting too far away so always one of them is too loud and the other one is too quiet the useful person is the quiet one and the loud one acts like some sort of out of context hype-person
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Mar 11, 2023 18:38
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post hole digger posted:"oh for sure man" - aforesaid guy, to his
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Mar 12, 2023 03:32
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Guy who scheduled a meeting with 50+ people and doesn’t put it in presenter mode and also disables non-admin mute functions
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Mar 12, 2023 05:34
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Guy who works from home, never uses the headset for calls and when anybody talks, his hyperactive dumbass corgi starts barking, so you either start a shouting match with the increasingly agitated dog or just accept that half of what you are trying to say will be yapped over
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Mar 12, 2023 09:57
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tech lead who demos thing, forgetting to close stackoverflow tab with hilariously basic question
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Mar 24, 2023 11:37
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jesus WEP posted:tech lead who demos thing, forgetting to close stackoverflow tab with hilariously basic question hey 
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Mar 24, 2023 11:39
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jesus WEP posted:tech lead who demos thing, forgetting to close stackoverflow tab with hilariously basic question I have "subnet mask to cidr" google search up and if I share my screen with a ccna I'll never live it down! 
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Mar 24, 2023 18:54
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nvrgrls posted:I have "subnet mask to cidr" google search up and if I share my screen with a ccna I'll never live it down! lol i use those all the time
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Mar 24, 2023 18:57
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jesus WEP posted:tech lead who demos thing, forgetting to close stackoverflow tab with hilariously basic question It's uhh because I've forgotten more than the jr's have even learned in the first place
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Mar 24, 2023 19:04
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nvrgrls posted:I have "subnet mask to cidr" google search up and if I share my screen with a ccna I'll never live it down! 255.255.255.69
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Mar 24, 2023 19:34
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nvrgrls posted:I have "subnet mask to cidr" google search up and if I share my screen with a ccna I'll never live it down! big samesies
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Mar 24, 2023 21:24
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sign that you're a competent network jockey: you have a "subnet to cidr calculator" tab up at all times work smarter not harder
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Mar 24, 2023 23:15
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Jonny 290 posted:work not fixed
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Mar 25, 2023 01:10
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guy who, after you offer a lengthy explanation for something, gives you the colombo special and goes “that makes sense that makes sense, but <something completely different or opposite to what was agreed>”
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Mar 27, 2023 16:01
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i like how you're a murderer in this analogy
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