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Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


guy with cats who frequently walk in front of the camera

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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005




[ASK] me about OS/2 WARP
guy who specifically runs a movable webcam and points it at pet in the corner

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


show cat
show is the CAT
omg show cat

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005




[ASK] me about OS/2 WARP
guy sipping 'coffee' but wincing and shuddering every time he takes a sip

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Jonny 290 posted:

guy who specifically runs a movable webcam and points it at pet in the corner

i feel attacked

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Jonny 290 posted:

guy sipping 'coffee' but wincing and shuddering every time he takes a sip

it’s just pikes place calm yourself

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005




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improperly using a ring light guy

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

high level manager who is wrestling with twisted earbuds

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005




[ASK] me about OS/2 WARP
guy who fancies himself a 'power user' rdp'ing into the laptop that has zoom on it and screaming across the room with three seconds lag
actually had to deal with that at last job

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

lord fifth posted:

guy who says his name every time he starts speaking even though teams shows it and everybody knows it anyway

guy leading a meeting of more than 5 people from cross-orgs and just assumes no one knows each other so We'll Go Around The Room, Why Don't You Start?

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Jonny 290 posted:

guy who specifically runs a movable webcam and points it at pet in the corner

flag on the play. no using yourself as an example

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

qirex posted:

guy who still uses his laptop's built in mic 2 years into remote work

its me

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Jonny 290 posted:

guy who fancies himself a 'power user' rdp'ing into the laptop that has zoom on it and screaming across the room with three seconds lag
actually had to deal with that at last job

lmao

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier of the Neil Bush Torch

Jonny 290 posted:

guy who specifically runs a movable webcam and points it at pet in the corner

this is the best kind of meeting guy imo

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Shaggar posted:

old guy who fell asleep with head back and mouth open to the point that people are concerned he is dead

this is the parking lot attendant when i leave work, motherfucker is out lol

animist
Aug 28, 2018
guy who says things are going fine to the client when things are clearly not going fine

client who is happy that things are going fine

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Guy who vents to the vendor about internal bs

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005




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"living the dream!" guy

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005




[ASK] me about OS/2 WARP
exactly 30 days a year of corporate approved pride zoom background guy

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Captain Foo posted:

Guy who vents to the vendor about internal bs

lol yes

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

guy using a lovely mic that came with a tape recorder he bought in 1986, holding it 1/4" from his mouth, and all you hear when he speaks is FFFSHSHSHSPPPHPHPHPHPHSHSHSHHHHSHHSHHH

Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

Guy who says “sorry, my dog is making a ruckus someone else can go ahead” when it was clearly just him barking into the mike

outhole surfer
Mar 18, 2003

guy that always makes it look like the daily standup is interrupting his life in new and different ways each day

how did this meeting suddenly appear, conflicting with my dog walk / coffee trip / dog daycare drop-off / $excuseOfDay

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

lol

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

some of these guys seem pretty cool to me....

Zlodo
Nov 24, 2006
guy who proudly shows a tech demo at 1 fps because it's running on his office computer and streamed to his home computer with citrix which in turn he streams to teams

Share Bear
Apr 27, 2004

guy that uses the emoji filter to look like some dreamworks reject mob

ultravoices
May 10, 2004

You are about to embark on a great journey. Are you ready, my friend?
guy who tries to play music and zoom mangles the gently caress out of it.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

what the gently caress kind of meetings are you people having

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



Jonny 290 posted:

guy who has an elaborate external mic setup for getting on a zoom where everybody else is using their laptop speakers

dont dox me bro

qirex posted:

guy who slowly transforms into a skeleton over the course of the meeting, the flesh visibly peeling away and dissolving while he shows no sign of discomfort


GODDAMMIT WHAT DID I JUST SAY

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018



guy who's double muted and then apologizes for being double muted before asking a question

DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

CC LIMERICK CONTEST GRAND CHAMPION
There once was a poster named Troof
Who was getting quite long in the toof
jeffrey toobin

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

guy who never talks or turns his camera on

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

guy scrolling his phone and you can hear a video autoplay

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

guy who points out that nobody has their camera on as soon as the boss joins

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Kazinsal posted:

guy who points out that nobody has their camera on as soon as the boss joins

fuuuuck

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018



type of guy who says a joke and waits for laughter

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
guy who is clearly playing a game during the meeting and gets visibly red when he loses

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

guy who joins the meeting 15 minutes late and asks what he missed

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Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


guy whose mic is off and cam is off and says or does nothing throughout the entire meeting and is completely and utterly not at fault for it because the meeting is 20 people too large

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