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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:oh no I “accidentally” unmuted myself and everyone on the call “accidentally” heard my frothy stream someone turns their camera on “someone frying chicken in there?”
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the PM that subjected everyone to 15 minutes of stream of consciousness monologue about audio settings, her laptop and the weather at the start of the call
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people filling the right side of your screen with notifications by replying "thank you" after an interminable all hands company meeting
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Zlodo posted:people filling the right side of your screen with notifications by replying "thank you" after an interminable all hands company meeting haha
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Zlodo posted:people filling the right side of your screen with notifications by replying "thank you" after an interminable all hands company meeting im triggered
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Nov 30, 2023 15:33
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someone posting enthusiastically about the transparently dismissive praise coming from the bosses
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someone making a vague hand motion while talking and osx extremely helpfully displaying a thumbs up overlay
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Progressive JPEG posted:someone making a vague hand motion while talking and osx extremely helpfully displaying a thumbs up overlay first step towards fully replacing the entire meeting by abstract glyphs randomly showing up on screen at random points of the day. which sounds pretty good.
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Progressive JPEG posted:someone making a vague hand motion while talking and osx extremely helpfully displaying a thumbs up overlay whoever is responsible for that Mac gesture feature should be shot
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:oh no I “accidentally” unmuted myself and everyone on the call “accidentally” heard my frothy stream i wish it wasn't so easy to make me remember the phrase HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING all the time but I'm basically constantly thinking it whenever im in yospos and i dont even use the piss theme
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Nov 30, 2023 22:47
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Zlodo posted:people filling the right side of your screen with notifications by replying "thank you" after an interminable all hands company meeting this is indeed awful, but you can right click the meeting chat -> Leave
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~Coxy posted:this is indeed awful, but you can right click the meeting chat -> Leave im never quick enough to avoid the initial barrage
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Progressive JPEG posted:someone making a vague hand motion while talking and osx extremely helpfully displaying a thumbs up overlay this is always amazing to see during meetings thumbs ups, fireworks, at the least opportune times too…
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:whoever is responsible for that Mac gesture feature should be promoted
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guy who schedules all his meetings before he leaves for vacation
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not a meeting but guy you asked a question to who edges you with the three dots for like an hour before eventually replying “ok”
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Person who always says "hey" and doesn't say what they need.
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Person who turns the stand-up into discussion about Disney+, for the third time in a month
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dickhead who says everything's fine on the call with you and your PM and then turns around and immediately calls his account manager to express his deep concerns
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guy that never pays attention and has to have questions repeated because they weren't listening (this is me)
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:guy that never pays attention and has to have questions repeated because they weren't listening (this is me) "what do you mean by <last sentence I paid any form of attention to>?" while I figure out what the gently caress is happening
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hey guys sorry i'm late could someone summarize the last 21 pages of this thread?
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shitface posted:"what do you mean by <last sentence I paid any form of attention to>?" while I figure out what the gently caress is happening i always say the name of the person i am asking the question to before asking the question to avoid these situations because i am a nice person
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the guy who has to host a weekly stand-up at 9am with 30 people hungover tomorrow because tonight is company christmas dinner (that's me)
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if you really were a nice person you'd find a way to skip that standup
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:guy that never pays attention and has to have questions repeated because they weren't listening (this is me) when you get called out for doing something else during a meeting: sorry i forgot i was double muted
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:if you really were a nice person you'd find a way to skip that standup but that would require me to plan this meeting more than an hour before the end of the next workday and that's a no-go
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George posted:Person who always says "hey" and doesn't say what they need. i love these people because my policy is to never reply to a message that is just a greeting, and so i never have to help these boomers with anything
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guy who is or isnt available depengding on how stupid your problem is (its me)
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the guy who managed to pull through with a pretty bad hangover and only embarrassed himself twice
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go play outside Skyler posted:the guy who managed to pull through with a pretty bad hangover and only embarrassed himself twice you've got to stop doxxing me like this
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:hey guys sorry i'm late could someone summarize the last 21 pages of this thread? it’s u
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guy who inexplicably set up or accepts a meeting at 5am local time and puts their video on so you can see that they look like death
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guy who screenshares a big bang theory clip for a "humor break"
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well-read undead posted:guy who screenshares a big bang theory clip for a "humor break" 
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well-read undead posted:guy who screenshares a big bang theory clip for a "humor break" today I saw a tiktok of a youtube being posted to MS Teams the actual video part was like one of those postage-stamp realmedia files from the late 90s, contained in a pillarbox then a letterbox
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was caught chortling at a pointed question into a hot mic this week. i’m the type of peep
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the guy who quotes the "series of tubes" line by heart in answer to a uxui guy who obviously does not understand how the internet works
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