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guy who describes all the problems with this project to the new Scrum Master like he wasn't the one who caused them
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guy who shares his entire screen instead of just one window so when he tabs back to Teams I have to watch my own webcam with half the frames, several seconds delay and flipped horizontally.
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Tesla was right posted:guy who shares his entire screen instead of just one window so when he tabs back to Teams I have to watch my own webcam with half the frames, several seconds delay and flipped horizontally. this happens every day for me because teams is such a piece of poo poo it can't switch the application being shared without cancelling and re-sharing so everyone just shares the whole screen
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guy who joins the meeting late and leaves the meeting early
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Asymmetric POSTer posted:guy who joins the meeting late and leaves the meeting early guy who's livin' the dream
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guy who forgot the agenda for the meeting he set up and has to guess at what it was supposed to be about (It's me)
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Tesla was right posted:guy who shares his entire screen instead of just one window so when he tabs back to Teams I have to watch my own webcam with half the frames, several seconds delay and flipped horizontally. the inverse: guy who has to share multiple things during a meeting and just shares each one individually, but has to fumble for two minutes between each share also, a different guy: guy who spends literally five minutes thirty seven seconds reading a large block of text that obviously came from an LLM because it mentions things that don't make any sense in the context of what we're doing
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death cob for cutie posted:also, a different guy: guy who spends literally five minutes thirty seven seconds reading a large block of text that obviously came from an LLM because it mentions things that don't make any sense in the context of what we're doing maybe he was actually guy having a stroke on the call and you were guy not calling the paramedics to help the stroke victim
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guy nobody recognizes showing up in the background of the zoom (he's a paramedic)
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the customer who can’t tell you what they want on any level except “best practice”
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peep that doesn't need to be here its me
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guy who accidentally throws a fidget toy at his face live on-camera
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Lobok posted:guy nobody recognizes showing up in the background of the zoom (he's a paramedic) "Steve can you put yourself on mute please the sound of those chest compressions is distracting"
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guy who sits on mute till the last 5 minutes and then interjects with a “when are you going to cover the required XXX process plan?” which was not going to be covered, because PM did not think it was necessary yet is absolutely necessary due to federal and state law and then the yelling starts and i hang up to lol and txt that guy that hes my hero and he lols bitterly also because this poo poo is gonna fail so so so hard
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guy in the meeting who says "so when are we doing the demo" after the demo finishes his team was the one doing the demo
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Guy not in the meeting because he went to the office and left his work laptop at home
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fresh_cheese posted:guy who sits on mute till the last 5 minutes and then interjects with a “when are you going to cover the required XXX process plan?” hell yeah
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a Jeffrey Toobin-kinda guy who just jacks it during a Zoom meeting
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guy who didn't hear your question because he was distracted by his dog being sick
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JAnon posted:a Jeffrey Toobin-kinda guy who just jacks it during a Zoom meeting i think thats just jeffrey toobin lol
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guy who talks for 5 minutes before realising they weren't sharing their screen and has to do it all again
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person that doesn't turn up to their own meeting and 10 mins in everyone realises it's because they actually died (This happened to a friend of mine, it wasn't him that died obvs)
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:posted it before elsewhere but a friend joined a meeting and they were all sitting there waiting for the person to set it up to join and it turned out they'd actually died like 3 months ago and nobody realised guy who has one relevant anecdote and keeps repeating it just joshin ya, its a funny story for real
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Raluek posted:guy who has one relevant anecdote and keeps repeating it lol that's me for sure
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guy with an anime av speaking at a department wide meeting
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meeting participant with visionOS persona
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AnimeIsTrash posted:guy with an anime av speaking at a department wide meeting he’s the best guy on the team
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eschaton posted:meeting participant with visionOS persona no i'm pretty sure none of those exist
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eschaton posted:meeting participant with visionOS persona instant ban from the meeting
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can’t trust that person’s judgment
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guy that spends the entire meeting trying to get his camera working and finally does 30 seconds before the meeting ends
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guy who presents on a 4k monitor set to 100%
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lol
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guy who chews chips loudly during a meeting
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? "Hey steve can you go on mute till you're done with lunch?" and sorted.
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guy who goes no wait, let's hear him out because he loves ASMR
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steve: "No." [slowly slides next chip into his mouth while staring directly into the camera]
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Your fault for having a meeting during lunch
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meeting is just short for mmm... eeting.
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taco_fox posted:Your fault for having a meeting during lunch
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