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Lobok posted:meeting is just short for mmm... eeting. lol
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Lobok posted:meeting is just short for mmm... eeting. I’m stealing this next time I get roped into a lunch meeting
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idk why i can't find this clip on youtube.![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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well-read undead posted:steve: "No." [slowly slides next chip into his mouth while staring directly into the camera] "sorry yall, something just came up. Hit me up with the notes later!" <drop>
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unfortunately "fistfull of chips" Steve organized the meeting
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guy whose physical mute button and teams mute status somehow get reversed
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Jonny 290 posted:"sorry yall, something just came up. Hit me up with the notes later!" <drop> the correct move for literally every meeting
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:guy whose physical mute button and teams mute status somehow get reversed that's not my fault, a Teams update broke integration with my headset!!!
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guy whose cheap usb switch box occasionally disconnects every device from the work laptop because the work laptop is a piece of poo poo causing them to miss about a minute while windows reconnects everything painfully slowly
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peep who had nothing better to do during work hours than to create a pretend Happy New Year 2025! card to use as an awkward framing device in a presentation
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person who asks the same question 18 times in slightly different ways, clearly not understanding the simple answer they got jesus loving christ, e, no matter how many times you ask, the auditor is not going to tell you we have to make backups of every llm response we generate
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outhole surfer posted:person who asks the same question 18 times in slightly different ways, clearly not understanding the simple answer they got peep who is actually a llm
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jeffrey toobin
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the kind after your second coffee edit: oh it says peeps n/m
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peep experiencing roughly orgasmic bliss walking past a meeting dominated by verbose dullards they no longer have to attend
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guy who took notes but they're in three different places and can't remember what they were so keeps starting with last week's stuff (Also me)
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guy who desperately needed to poo poo before this two and a half hour block of meetings started
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death cob for cutie posted:guy who desperately needed to poo poo before this two and a half hour block of meetings started
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overkill mic guy* *meetings client is using the onboard mic anyway
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peep who starts meeting with “what’s up fam, it’s ya boy”
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eschaton posted:peep who starts meeting with “what’s up fam, it’s ya boy” peep who somehow makes more than you despite being an insufferable cock who gives students all the loving answers and then crows about his Perfect Success Rate despite churning out idiots who couldn't fizzbuzz their way through a wet paper bag (this was actually a guy at my last job. literally "what's up fam, it's ya boy (name)")
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eschaton posted:peep who starts meeting with “what’s up fam, it’s ya boy” there's a guy at work that unironically says "brah" but he's pretty cool so gets away with it
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Guy who ends the meeting with "and don't forget to like, subscribe and click the notification bell!" LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣
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Buck Turgidson posted:Guy who ends the meeting with "and don't forget to like, subscribe and click the notification bell!" LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣
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jesus WEP posted:never did this but i did call everyone else on the teams meeting “chat” once brutal self own
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jesus WEP posted:never did this but i did call everyone else on the teams meeting “chat” once as gen alpha begins to enter the computer janitor force in 5-6 years, this is going to become more and more common and in a completely unironic fashion
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welcome to the post-mortem meeting, as always we’re going to start with some Fs in chat
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jesus WEP posted:never did this but i did call everyone else on the teams meeting “chat” once must've been expensive to have to change your face and name and move to a new city
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the modern equivalent of calling your teacher "dad"
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:the modern equivalent of calling your teacher "dad" Ms. Butcherson was more offended than I was embarrassed.
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Armitag3 posted:welcome to the post-mortem meeting, as always we’re going to start with some Fs in chat lol
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peep who has to hear phrases like "thought leader" and "NPS" while being on camera so he can't make aggressive j/o motions
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exec who clearly just got into The Bear because he works in "let 'er rip" into every meeting now
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Lobok posted:exec who clearly just got into The Bear because he works in "let 'er rip" into every meeting now Praying for a full commitment to the bit here.
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George posted:Praying for a full commitment to the bit here. Well, contractors are working on some of the floors so maybe I should borrow a sledge and try to find some hidden treasure.
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death cob for cutie posted:peep who has to hear phrases like "thought leader" and "NPS" while being on camera so he can't make aggressive j/o motions 'The NPS is a proprietary instrument developed by Fred Reichheld, who owns the registered NPS trademark in conjunction with Bain & Company and Satmetrix.' people who look at modern art and say 'my kid could do that' should spend their energy on the poo poo MBAs come up with instead
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I wish they wouldn't; the world would be better with more modern art and significantly worse with some other MBA fabrication in the mix
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death cob for cutie posted:the world would be better with more modern art and significantly worse with some other MBA fabrication in the mix
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guy who says this should be a quick one today and then immediately gets stuck in minutiae for 2.5 hours
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cowboy beepboop posted:guy who says this should be a quick one today and then immediately gets stuck in minutiae for 2.5 hours this is giving me flashbacks
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