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Fart Sandwiches
Apr 3, 2006

i never asked for this

Lobok posted:

meeting is just short for mmm... eeting.

lol

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akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Lobok posted:

meeting is just short for mmm... eeting.

I’m stealing this next time I get roped into a lunch meeting

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

professor flatulence pants, they call me
idk why i can't find this clip on youtube.









Jonny 290
May 5, 2005


[ASK] me about OS/2 WARP

well-read undead posted:

steve: "No." [slowly slides next chip into his mouth while staring directly into the camera]

"sorry yall, something just came up. Hit me up with the notes later!" <drop>

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

unfortunately "fistfull of chips" Steve organized the meeting

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 9, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



guy whose physical mute button and teams mute status somehow get reversed

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

Jonny 290 posted:

"sorry yall, something just came up. Hit me up with the notes later!" <drop>

the correct move for literally every meeting

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

guy whose physical mute button and teams mute status somehow get reversed

that's not my fault, a Teams update broke integration with my headset!!!

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 9, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



guy whose cheap usb switch box occasionally disconnects every device from the work laptop because the work laptop is a piece of poo poo causing them to miss about a minute while windows reconnects everything painfully slowly

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
peep who had nothing better to do during work hours than to create a pretend Happy New Year 2025! card to use as an awkward framing device in a presentation

outhole surfer
Mar 18, 2003

person who asks the same question 18 times in slightly different ways, clearly not understanding the simple answer they got

jesus loving christ, e, no matter how many times you ask, the auditor is not going to tell you we have to make backups of every llm response we generate

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016

outhole surfer posted:

person who asks the same question 18 times in slightly different ways, clearly not understanding the simple answer they got

jesus loving christ, e, no matter how many times you ask, the auditor is not going to tell you we have to make backups of every llm response we generate

peep who is actually a llm

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

jeffrey toobin

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

the kind after your second coffee


edit: oh it says peeps n/m

my homie dhall
Dec 9, 2010

honey, oh please, it's just a machine
peep experiencing roughly orgasmic bliss walking past a meeting dominated by verbose dullards they no longer have to attend

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 9, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



guy who took notes but they're in three different places and can't remember what they were so keeps starting with last week's stuff

(Also me)

death cob for cutie
Dec 30, 2006

dwarves won't delve no more
too much splatting down on Zot:4
guy who desperately needed to poo poo before this two and a half hour block of meetings started

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004



death cob for cutie posted:

guy who desperately needed to poo poo before this two and a half hour block of meetings started
oof this has been me a few times

Bobcats
Aug 5, 2004

Oh
overkill mic guy*

*meetings client is using the onboard mic anyway

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

the knowledge knower. a wisdom imparter. irritatingly self-assertive. odorous.
peep who starts meeting with “what’s up fam, it’s ya boy”

death cob for cutie
Dec 30, 2006

dwarves won't delve no more
too much splatting down on Zot:4

eschaton posted:

peep who starts meeting with “what’s up fam, it’s ya boy”

peep who somehow makes more than you despite being an insufferable cock who gives students all the loving answers and then crows about his Perfect Success Rate despite churning out idiots who couldn't fizzbuzz their way through a wet paper bag

(this was actually a guy at my last job. literally "what's up fam, it's ya boy (name)")

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 9, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



eschaton posted:

peep who starts meeting with “what’s up fam, it’s ya boy”

there's a guy at work that unironically says "brah" but he's pretty cool so gets away with it

Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011

𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬
Guy who ends the meeting with "and don't forget to like, subscribe and click the notification bell!" LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004



Buck Turgidson posted:

Guy who ends the meeting with "and don't forget to like, subscribe and click the notification bell!" LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣
never did this but i did call everyone else on the teams meeting “chat” once

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

jesus WEP posted:

never did this but i did call everyone else on the teams meeting “chat” once

brutal self own

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

jesus WEP posted:

never did this but i did call everyone else on the teams meeting “chat” once

as gen alpha begins to enter the computer janitor force in 5-6 years, this is going to become more and more common and in a completely unironic fashion

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


welcome to the post-mortem meeting, as always we’re going to start with some Fs in chat

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

jesus WEP posted:

never did this but i did call everyone else on the teams meeting “chat” once

must've been expensive to have to change your face and name and move to a new city

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 9, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



the modern equivalent of calling your teacher "dad"

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

the modern equivalent of calling your teacher "dad"

Ms. Butcherson was more offended than I was embarrassed.

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Armitag3 posted:

welcome to the post-mortem meeting, as always we’re going to start with some Fs in chat

lol

death cob for cutie
Dec 30, 2006

dwarves won't delve no more
too much splatting down on Zot:4
peep who has to hear phrases like "thought leader" and "NPS" while being on camera so he can't make aggressive j/o motions

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

exec who clearly just got into The Bear because he works in "let 'er rip" into every meeting now

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.

Lobok posted:

exec who clearly just got into The Bear because he works in "let 'er rip" into every meeting now

Praying for a full commitment to the bit here.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

George posted:

Praying for a full commitment to the bit here.

Well, contractors are working on some of the floors so maybe I should borrow a sledge and try to find some hidden treasure.

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe

death cob for cutie posted:

peep who has to hear phrases like "thought leader" and "NPS" while being on camera so he can't make aggressive j/o motions

'The NPS is a proprietary instrument developed by Fred Reichheld, who owns the registered NPS trademark in conjunction with Bain & Company and Satmetrix.'

people who look at modern art and say 'my kid could do that' should spend their energy on the poo poo MBAs come up with instead

death cob for cutie
Dec 30, 2006

dwarves won't delve no more
too much splatting down on Zot:4
I wish they wouldn't; the world would be better with more modern art and significantly worse with some other MBA fabrication in the mix

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

death cob for cutie posted:

the world would be better with more modern art and significantly worse with some other MBA fabrication in the mix

cowboy beepboop
Feb 24, 2001

guy who says this should be a quick one today and then immediately gets stuck in minutiae for 2.5 hours

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my homie dhall
Dec 9, 2010

honey, oh please, it's just a machine

cowboy beepboop posted:

guy who says this should be a quick one today and then immediately gets stuck in minutiae for 2.5 hours

this is giving me flashbacks

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