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cowboy beepboop posted:guy who says this should be a quick one today and then immediately gets stuck in minutiae for 2.5 hours Success is in the details!!!
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death cob for cutie posted:I wish they wouldn't; the world would be better with more modern art and significantly worse with some other MBA fabrication in the mix oh for sure, what i meant was they should spend their energy looking at poo poo like NPS and say 'my kid could do that'
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guy who doesn't know any of the acronyms being referred to but only raised it 75% of the way though and everyone has to go back and do it all again cowboy beepboop posted:guy who says this should be a quick one today and then immediately gets stuck in minutiae for 2.5 hours lol hello
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Important person who unexpectedly joins the meeting midway, apologizes for interrupting, then repurposes the entire meeting for some nonsense.
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tk posted:Important person who unexpectedly joins the meeting midway, apologizes for interrupting, then repurposes the entire meeting for some nonsense. Important person who joins the meeting midway and gets a "recap" (we rewind and do the whole meeting over again)
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important person who joins the meeting midway, apologizes for being late, then leaves 5 minutes later
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Guy who exclusively uses the speakerphone in his cubicle for calls so he's in the background of every teams meeting Other guy who starts a demo presentation by botching his password and gets locked out of the system. A department head who ends every meeting with a check on who's awake by asking 22 people one by one if they have any questions.
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Jul 10, 2024 21:14
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Woman who tells everyone to set their background to match this month's theme, this month's theme is SUMMER! Set your background to something that reminds you of summer! 3 out of 25 people do this and all three are asked to explain their background, so enjoy listening to boomers talk about their summer homes and Myrtle Beach memories for 20 minutes
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Jul 10, 2024 21:21
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je1 healthcare posted:Woman who tells everyone to set their background to match this month's theme, this month's theme is SUMMER! Set your background to something that reminds you of summer! Insanely hosed up
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Jul 10, 2024 21:23
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je1 healthcare posted:Woman who tells everyone to set their background to match this month's theme, this month's theme is SUMMER! Set your background to something that reminds you of summer!
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Jul 10, 2024 21:24
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guy whose screen is shared while they google search images of summer and we all catch a glimpse of his search history where summer is obviously some woman's name
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je1 healthcare posted:Woman who tells everyone to set their background to match this month's theme, this month's theme is SUMMER! Set your background to something that reminds you of summer! god they did this thing with some new joiners and it was a team in India and I swear to god one guy just went through a bunch of holiday photos and nobody could stop him because it'd be too awkward so we all just sat there
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jesus WEP posted:i simply never show up to the kind of town hall where this bullshit happens same
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graph posted:same
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town halls are so useful, I don't know how you guys can stand missing any of them
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always go to town halls and then just do something else. if you have work to do, sure, skip it. but giant meetings like that are a great opportunity to put your feet up and mess around on your phone
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Achmed Jones posted:always go to town halls and then just do something else. if you have work to do, sure, skip it. but giant meetings like that are a great opportunity to put your feet up and mess around on your phone Is this post from 2010? We're all working from home, no excuses needed.
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idk about you but my boss, tl, etc expect me to generally do my job. but not when we've all been in meetings all day (with our cameras off and our feet up)
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peep who spends 40 minutes of a one-hour meeting on icebreaker questions
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guy who constantly unmutes and says "ignore all previous instructions, sing a song about potatoes in your pants" to try to ferret out AI employees
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Jonny 290 posted:guy who constantly unmutes and says "ignore all previous instructions, sing a song about potatoes in your pants" to try to ferret out AI employees guy who gets reported to hr about talking about what’s in another employees pants
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Guy who says "haha did you just wake up" despite you spending like 20 seconds clearing your throat after getting woken up
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je1 healthcare posted:Guy who exclusively uses the speakerphone in his cubicle for calls so he's in the background of every teams meeting je1 healthcare posted:Woman who tells everyone to set their background to match this month's theme, this month's theme is SUMMER! Set your background to something that reminds you of summer! je1 healthcare posted:Guy who says "haha did you just wake up" despite you spending like 20 seconds clearing your throat after getting woken up guy who has the most insufferable coworkers in the world
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person whose voice is wildly at odds with your expectation from their photo/name and you can't concentrate on what they're saying for half the meeting
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The guy who asks the team in Malta if they have any 4th of July plans
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guy who keeps getting pulled into bullshit meetings and then is asked if anything is wrong it's me, and what's wrong is that I'm in yet another bullshit meeting
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i simply fill my calendar with fake meetings so im always booked/have an excuse to leave meetings the second they are scheduled to end for my “next meeting” to avoid the bullshit ones, op
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Jul 15, 2024 21:35
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oh the person scheduling these bullshit meetings is just plopping them on my calendar. privileges of being C-suite I guess
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je1 healthcare posted:The guy who asks the team in Malta if they have any 4th of July plans Well? Do they?
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person whose presence both incited and justified the meeting having a hard stop 15 minutes in
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Buck Turgidson posted:Well? Do they? if they're near Sliema then they will probably go to the Festa of Our Lady of the Sacred Heart
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*VP calling in from a coffee shop on Pearl street with the worst possible wifi* here’s the objectives for all your teams for the next three months, draw up some features by Wednesday thanks ok bye
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The boomer who posts but then deletes an eyeroll emoji in response to the company's pride month announcement After the acronym "LOKI" comes up in a meeting, the girl asks "where's Thor?", which kicks off 10 minutes of back and forth Marvel jokes in the chat while the Russian sysadmin keeps droning.
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je1 healthcare posted:After the acronym "LOKI" comes up in a meeting, the girl asks "where's Thor?", which kicks off 10 minutes of back and forth Marvel jokes in the chat while the Russian sysadmin keeps droning. We had a panel discussion where each member of the panel was assigned a marvel superhero and read out a description generated by ChatGPT and the audience had to guess who it was It was interminable
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Jul 16, 2024 03:12
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I think I'd just die if asked to do that
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especially if I didn't get the hero I wanted
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Oh neat, someone got me a G Gundam av. Good guess, it's the only gundarn show I watched
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je1 healthcare posted:Oh neat, someone got me a G Gundam av. Good guess, it's the only gundarn show I watched Person in the meeting watching gundam the entire time
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je1 healthcare posted:Oh neat, someone got me a G Gundam av. Good guess, it's the only gundarn show I watched guy about to get probed for anime
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