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ADINSX posted:Person in the meeting watching gundam the entire time person in the meeting with glasses that almost perfectly the reflect the contents of their screen
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Peep who starts a meeting early, and 4 minutes later says "oh good, I see everyone else decided to join us today" as they trickle in Thanks rear end in a top hat, you're lucky my previous meeting ended slightly early
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peep who is posting instead of listening
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~Coxy posted:person in the meeting with glasses that almost perfectly the reflect the contents of their screen lol this was me except it was a piece of artwork with a glass frame behind me, a PM messaged me and said "we can see you shopping for cars". So it me: people casually shopping for cool JDM cars during a boring meeting
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Art will always betray you!
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dr_rat posted:Art will always betray you! It’s this cool visualization of the Atari 2600 game Adventure with all the gotos marked out as lines and the graphics as orange blocks, you can see the area of memory where he put “created by Warren robinette” as an Easter egg. Whoever made them had a few others but I haven’t been able to find it online, I’ve had it for over a decade. So anyway I could blur my background but I have some cool art I want to show off, but sometimes it does betray me 
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dr_rat posted:Art will always betray you! people keep commenting on the picture on the wall behind me because first I changed it twice because I was moving stuff around and now it's this one that always looks wonky and I have to keep saying "I used a spirit level and it's fine I don't know what the gently caress" I'm gonna change it and the cycle will then begin again
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Jul 17, 2024 18:41
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:people keep commenting on the picture on the wall behind me because first I changed it twice because I was moving stuff around and now it's this one that always looks wonky and I have to keep saying "I used a spirit level and it's fine I don't know what the gently caress" Did you level your computer desk?
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Lobok posted:Did you level your computer desk? yep. and my monitor, and the webcam on top of it. I think it's because the picture has a black frame and a black line at an angle so your eye always sees it as off. that or the washing machine in the room below is continuously vibrating it out of place
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Buck Turgidson posted:Guy holding a meeting about how we're appointing Yambassadors to roll out something called Yammer Viva Engage. Guy mournfully announcing that we will no longer be using yammer engage due to lack of engagement
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Sep 24, 2024 06:06
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I'm definitely listening during this meeting and definitely not playing Super Mario galaxy
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Sep 24, 2024 06:07
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Oh boy it's September so this month's town hall theme is SCHOOL! Celebrate the new school year by uploading a photo of your alma mater or your child's school/university! Also peeps who send out company-wide invites to retirement celebrations even though we're spread across five states
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Sep 24, 2024 13:12
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PM who shows 35 minutes late to the customer meeting, generating this embarrassing notification after everyone has already left, proving once again the uselessness of his job
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Oct 31, 2024 07:45
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lol classic. also me turning up late, joining to do everyone gets a notification, finding nobody there and immediately leaving so if anyone else joins they're alone
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Oct 31, 2024 08:34
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sending notifications to people when you join an empty meeting? is this a teams thing? how awful
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Oct 31, 2024 08:38
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well-read undead posted:sending notifications to people when you join an empty meeting? is this a teams thing? how awful yeah everyone gets"powerful two-hander started the meeting", idk if it only happens for the first 10 mins of it or something, it's Teams who who the gently caress knows
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Oct 31, 2024 08:45
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hashtag #blessed that i only have to use google meet which doesn't do deranged poo poo like that
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Oct 31, 2024 08:47
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well-read undead posted:hashtag #blessed that i only have to use google meet which doesn't do deranged poo poo like that Yet.
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Oct 31, 2024 08:50
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dr_rat posted:Yet. google? add features? pure fantasy
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Oct 31, 2024 09:00
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some of our software vendors keep trying to set up meetings on Google meet and I keep ruining their day by making them use teams
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Oct 31, 2024 09:06
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*Rorschach voice* you don't understand, I'm not trapped in this meeting with you, you're all trapped in a meeting with me!
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Oct 31, 2024 09:09
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unmuted on video call app but not physical mute button guy
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Oct 31, 2024 09:18
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i'll join whatever meeting in a browser, idc. but if someone asked me to install a client, well, they'd have to gently caress right off
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well-read undead posted:sending notifications to people when you join an empty meeting? is this a teams thing? how awful
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Oct 31, 2024 09:42
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crap nerd posted:unmuted on video call app but not physical mute button guy this is me, I flip my headset up to hardware mute myself it beats having to scramble for the fuckin unmute button when I'm not actively paying attention to the meeting
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Oct 31, 2024 10:16
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well-read undead posted:sending notifications to people when you join an empty meeting? is this a teams thing? how awful eh, i think that is basically a sensible feature. if the meeting hasn't started when you tune in you can immediately leave, and teams tosses you a notification that it did indeed start, just late. as opposed to hanging around for 10 minutes wondering.
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death cob for cutie posted:this is me, I flip my headset up to hardware mute myself yeah for sure, i just forgot to add “speaking while hardware muted, then speaking while software muted”
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crap nerd posted:yeah for sure, i just forgot to add “speaking while hardware muted, then speaking while software muted” this happens to me some and it's infuriating because then when I unmute on the physical headset teams inevitably muted itself
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Oct 31, 2024 12:04
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person unironically wearing a boom mic headset in a meeting at a company that is not nasa
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Jonny 290 posted:person unironically wearing a boom mic headset in a meeting at a company that is not nasa 
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well-read undead posted:i'll join whatever meeting in a browser, idc. but if someone asked me to install a client, well, they'd have to gently caress right off good news; MS Teams doesn't work in Safari
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Nov 1, 2024 02:12
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Jonny 290 posted:person unironically wearing a boom mic headset in a meeting at a company that is not nasa what if they fully commit and wear the gene kranz vest, too?
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Jonny 290 posted:person unironically wearing a boom mic headset in a meeting at a company that is not nasa our secretary does that. is that allowed? seems ergonomically better if you are on the phone all day. i also did a few zoom glasses with my aviation headset to amuse the students.
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~Coxy posted:good news; MS Teams doesn't work in Safari if you are unfortunate enough to ever use microsoft loop (a horrible wiki tool), just typing sentences in safari is completely broken
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Sagebrush posted:our secretary does that. is that allowed? seems ergonomically better if you are on the phone all day. yes, if your job is taking calls all day for people who arent your coworkers, it's fine. if you have some sort of comedy headset (your david clark or w/e qualifies) it's fine. but if youre like a javascript dev and you're wearing a boom mic headset, woof, lol.
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Jonny 290 posted:person unironically wearing a boom mic headset in a meeting at a company that is not nasa it's me! 
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Jonny 290 posted:person unironically wearing a boom mic headset in a meeting at a company that is not nasa i work in game dev. you know what kind of headsets people use
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guy that shares his ultra wide monitor and doesn't know how to either share one application only or snap it into half screen width and everybody else keeps getting confused about why they can't read it e: oh lol it's also 8pt font
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the guy trying hard to pretend donald j trump was not just re-elected President of the United States of America during the morning standup
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