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Asymmetric POSTer posted:the guy trying hard to pretend donald j trump was not just re-elected President of the United States of America during the morning standup one today started with "well, some people are sad, I guess some are happy but we're all still alive so there's that. Well, for now anyway".
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guy leading the meeting who says we gotta shake out the negative vibes. stand up... c'mon, stand up, there we go. i know, i know, coffee hasn't worked its magic yet has it
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:one today started with "well, some people are sad, I guess some are happy but we're all still alive so there's that. Well, for now anyway".
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jesus WEP posted:i work for an american company and had a meeting with a senior product manager (also irish) and junior product manager (american). senior guy started the meeting with “well, was your state one of the ones to blame?” lmao same but one of them explicitly is, I couldn't attend the standup covering that office though
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Nov 6, 2024 14:36
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person who says "happy wednesday!" on that zoom i just got off
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Nov 6, 2024 18:15
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Guy in the meeting announcing that we’re going with a different approach for the suddenly announced super critical drop everything infrastructure project you just worked through your vacation time and weekend on, invalidating all the work you did (my boss)
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Nov 7, 2024 03:59
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guys clearly watching the election results in APJ timezone during a meeting
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ADINSX posted:Guy in the meeting announcing that we’re going with a different approach for the suddenly announced super critical drop everything infrastructure project you just worked through your vacation time and weekend on, invalidating all the work you did (my boss) lol find a new job
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Nov 7, 2024 11:18
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Trimson Grondag 3 posted:guys clearly watching the election results in APJ timezone during a meeting wish I could be in a PJ-time zone (my bed)
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ADINSX posted:Guy in the meeting announcing that we’re going with a different approach for the suddenly announced super critical drop everything infrastructure project you just worked through your vacation time and weekend on, invalidating all the work you did (my boss) Asymmetric POSTer posted:lol find a new job
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ADINSX posted:Guy in the meeting announcing that we’re going with a different approach for the suddenly announced super critical drop everything infrastructure project you just worked through your vacation time and weekend on, invalidating all the work you did (my boss) this person must be Destroyed
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Nov 12, 2024 04:33
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Asymmetric POSTer posted:lol find a new job I’m doing my best, having a really hard time getting traction but I have a preliminary phone call with someone this Thursday 
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Raluek posted:this person must be Destroyed Honestly I was relieved, I was in the critical path of a project with an aggressive delivery date of Q1 2025, so thanksgiving, Christmas and my daughter’s birthday were all at risk. This team sucks absolute rear end
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Jonny 290 posted:person who says "happy wednesday!" on that zoom i just got off 
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Nov 12, 2024 04:40
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The guy in the meeting effortlessly claiming the quad
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Nov 12, 2024 04:41
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anyone ask you if you have a case of the mondays? no NO, man
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Nov 12, 2024 06:31
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guy who opens a 1.3 gigabyte powerpoint presentation insisting it won't be too long
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bssoil posted:guy who opens a 1.3 gigabyte powerpoint presentation insisting it won't be too long they should team up with PM that constantly opens the wrong PowerPoint and spends 10 minutes closing and reopening different ones before admit the lost the most recent one
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Nov 25, 2024 12:10
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the ones that open the temp PowerPoint file, try and repair it, flail around helplessly the one that suggests they delete the leading full stop to fix it
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Nov 25, 2024 21:40
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peep apologizing for canceling meeting no one wanted to attend
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May 16, 2025 03:27
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they should only apologise if they also removed it from everyone’s calendar
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May 16, 2025 07:07
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guy who opens with 5 minutes of jokes and riffraff to make his voice heard because his understanding is 0 and that'll be the last time he opens his mouth after project discussion starts
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Kempy posted:guy who opens with 5 minutes of jokes and riffraff to make his voice heard because his understanding is 0 and that'll be the last time he opens his mouth after project discussion starts Smart, people only remember the first and last parts of a meeting. This is why notes and minutes are taken, to reassure people that middle sections of meetings actually ever happened.
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May 16, 2025 08:32
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my homie dhall posted:peep apologizing for canceling meeting no one wanted to attend I have a meeting that has been moved five times this week, joined once and then closed because only 50% of the people could join and moved again and finally, on Friday, cancelled
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May 16, 2025 12:03
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person who has their sound on speakers but somehow doesn't have their mic set up to cancel out and is oblivious to it and won't go on mute
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May 16, 2025 12:04
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person who was hired to slow-roll meetings and talks like a kindergarten teacher
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Oh good, I didn't have to necro this thread Last month's town hall: quote:Theme – (Background) In recognition of National Pet Day, which was April 11t, please upload a photo of your loving pet. The unconditional love of a pet can do more than keep you company. Pets can increase opportunities to exercise, they can also help manage loneliness and depression by being a companion. 100 peeps sitting in an auditorium watching peeps on a giant screen talking about pets for the first 30 minutes
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May 16, 2025 16:26
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Never ever ever attend a town hall in person. Town halls are to be “attended” virtually (ie mabye playing quietly in a window you aren’t looking at)
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May 16, 2025 20:06
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They had snacks
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je1 healthcare posted:They had snacks Not good enough imo I can buy my own snacks (or just pick at the leftovers after the meeting)
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people who say ‘nice to e-meet you’
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ADINSX posted:Never ever ever attend a town hall in person. Town halls are to be “attended” virtually (ie mabye playing quietly in a window you aren’t looking at) town halls are to be ignored entirely because anything important would be sent in an email
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:person who has their sound on speakers but somehow doesn't have their mic set up to cancel out and is oblivious to it and won't go on mute person in the VC room who joins the teams meeting to share screen, but when you say "don't join audio" simply mutes their PC speaker and joins as normal
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Trimson Grondag 3 posted:people who say ‘nice to e-meet you’ Immediate fight-or-flight response triggering.
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there can't actually be people who say that, right? 
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qsvui posted:there can't actually be people who say that, right? There are 30 pages of this thread and 
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the one guy with The Mic when everyone else just gets by with just the worst garbage possible like you can hear their bus noise and poo poo (jk you want to be this guy, it’s a show of dominance)
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May 17, 2025 23:22
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Oh you best believe I have The Mic
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in-person guy who doesn't need to be in the meeting and just works through it and ignores whats happening
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cowboy beepboop posted:in-person guy who doesn't need to be in the meeting and just works through it and ignores whats happening it me
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